Author: Ethan Ralph

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

Last night I noticed something about Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special (The Leather Special). Namely, that she looks like a fucking barrel of oil while wearing this particular attire. Amy Schumer looks like a barrel of oil in her new stand-up special. pic.twitter.com/AAggTrCdcC — Ethan...

The GOP is Wasting Valuable Time on a Terrible Healthcare Bill, Repeating Obama’s Mistake

Barack Obama came into office promising to sign a universal healthcare bill. Despite PolitiFact labeling the Affordable Care Act (aka the ACA, aka Obamacare) bill that was eventually signed by Obama a “compromise,” the fact is he failed in that regard. It’s not a universal healthcare...

AD: Why A Used Luxury Car Is A Great Value

If you want a luxury car, the biggest choice to make is whether to buy a new or used vehicle. Some people like to be the first owner. However, there are many benefits of buying a used luxury car instead. These are the top advantages....

“YOU ARE NO EUROPEANS & YOU WILL NEVER BE”: Geert Wilders Unloads on Turkey & Their Idiot Voters

I know I said I was going off to play Zelda, and I am. But this statement needs to be spread far and wide. I’m still in disbelief even after watching it. I said I was going to do a wrap-up of the Rotterdam stuff...

SMEAR: When You Search “Racist” on Twitter, President Trump is the Top Result

Here’s a quick hit before go off to play some Breath of the Wild. I’m going to come back and roundup the Rotterdam madness later on tonight, but first let me show you how Twitter has decided to treat its most prominent user, the 45th...

The Amazing Autism of Anti-Eceleb Absolutism

I don’t really consider myself an eceleb, but I can understand why some might. I have a “verified” check on Twitter, I derive most of my income through online activities, and I write almost daily here on this very website. I have been cited in...

Democrat House Candidate Brianna Wu Insanely Claims Phishing Email was a Russian Attempt to Hack Apple Device

Brianna Wu has been making headlines of late for all the wrong reasons. I haven’t commented on them here, but a screenshot might bring you up speed if you are unaware… Yes, rocks dropped from the moon are apparently a threat to wipeout civilization. Brianna...

US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Preet Bharara, Fired by Trump Administration

Earlier today, word came out that the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Preet Bharara, was going to refuse to honor the resignation request from Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Sessions had asked (basically told) all Obama-era US Attorney to get the hell...

LIVE APPEARANCE TONIGHT @ 9PM with Dino Costa

Oh, before I go, I wanted to let you all know that I will be live with Dino Costa tonight at 9PM EST. Check it out over on TheDinoReport.com. Here’s an interview he did with Richard Spencer last week… Follow Dino on Twitter as well, if...

SHIA DIVIDED: /pol/ Finally Captures #HeWillNotDivideUs Flag

I went to bed early last night after playing a bit of the new Zelda. I ended up missing all the fun by about 20 minutes or so. Actually, if I had checked my Twitter I might have even been alerted before crashing out. Oh,...

Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny

This is one of the weirder stories I’ve seen lately, which is saying quite a lot. Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, is playing one of the lead roles in the new live action Beauty and the Beast film. I hadn’t planned on seeing it...

8chan /pol/ Has Located Shia LaBeouf’s #HeWillNotDivideUs Flag

Shia LaBeouf has had some problems when it comes to keeping his shitty “art” project on the air. Originally, he had planned to keep the He Will Not Divide Us live stream going in front of the Museum of the Moving Image in New York...

Ghostbusters' Leslie Jones

Leslie Jones’ Comments About Fighting Ben Carson Perfectly Illustrate the Social Media Double Standard

I have some thoughts on the Vault 7 leak, but I want to put those into a longer post here in a few minutes. First up for this evening, I wanted to talk about some silly Twitter drama. I know you all are shocked by...

BREAKING: Washington Post Employee Caught Impersonating a Militant ICE Agent

Just when I think think things cannot possibly get crazier, they do. The other day we had the case of Juan Thompson, a disgraced former journalist who was caught allegedly phoning in bomb threat to Jewish community centers in an effort to frame his white...

David Duke Suspended From Twitter After David Sherratt Calls Him Out for Alleged #BasedStickMan Incitement

I’ve been so tied up in personal shit that I haven’t gotten to talk about Based Stick Man and the drama surrounding it. A short breakdown goes something like this: There were dueling protests at Berkeley the other day in response to the drama from...

Vice Puts Out Trump Hit Piece Disguised as a #TransYouth Documentary

I’ve only seen Vice a handful of times on YouTube and I’ve never seen their HBO program…until today. The thing that sparked me into watching it was a tweet they sent out the other night on the #TransYouth hashtag. I do Vice on a Twitter...