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Author: Ethan Ralph

FREE PROMO: My Response to Minority Hire Ian Miles Cheong’s Heat Street Hit Piece About Little Ol’ Me

Today was going along fairly well. I was working on the new store I opened up…just kinda enjoying the end of the holiday season, ya know? But then, things took a turn towards the amazing. Heat Street and their minority hire Ian Miles Cheong decided...

“White Nationalist” Yiannopoulos Gets $250K in Book Deal, Progs (& Zoe Quinn) Go Into Meltdown Mode

No matter what you think of Milo Yiannopoulos, you have to give the man credit. Very few people can trigger the special snowflake brigade like this guy can. News broke a couple hours ago that he will be receiving $250,000 for his upcoming book from...

Charlie Sheen Prays for God (and 2016) to Take Donald Trump Next

Honestly, I really like Charlie Sheen. I can’t help it. He’s just a lovable scumbag. Plus, Major League is one of my all-time favorites. But this tweet was a pretty much ridiculous, especially considering this motherfucker has HIV from his years of cocaine, crack, and...

PINOY PINOCHET: Duterte Says He Will Drop Corrupt Politicians From His Helicopter

I feel like one of these male feminists put something in my non-alcoholic drink last night. Then again, maybe it was the 2AM torta from La Milpa. Either way, I’ve been feeling like shit today. There is one silver lining, though. I’m not due to...

Male Feminist Who Allegedly Raped Comedian Colleague Now Says HE WAS RAPED BY HER!

Here’s an update on the male feminist comedian (sounds like an oxymoron) who allegedly raped a female colleague. His name is Mo Fathelbab and he’s finally come out to say something about the night in question. I seriously did not see his new response coming,...

YEAR IN REVIEW: TheRalphRetort.com’s Top Stories of 2016

I’m going to do a longer post about the 2016 and my thoughts on it, but first, I thought it would be nice to go back and look at the top posts of the year here at TheRalphRetort.com. I did a similar list for 2015,...

DEPLORABALL DUSTUP: Baked Alaska Out, MILO In, Accusations Flying From All Parties

I was never going to the Deploraball. For one, parking in DC is a bitch. Also, I can’t leave the State of Virginia…so there’s that as well. But, the party looked interesting and it still does. However, there’s a lot of questions swirling about the...

CUCKTASTIC: “White Genocide” Professor Took His Wife’s Name, & Drexel Helped Buy Him a House!

I am still alive! I decided to just enjoy the Christmas holiday with friends and family instead of writing much. I even had a Christmas message prepared for you all! Oh well, that can get rolled into my Ode to 2016 that I’m planning. But...

Trump Supporters, Take it From a Brexiter: You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.

  Guest Editorial by TMC Trust me, Trump supporters: You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.  Over the next few weeks (and possibly even months or years) you can expect to see a total liberal meltdown and a veritable tsunami of salt. Accompanying this outrage (and encouraging...

New York Times SJW Attacks Super Mario Run, Says He Won’t Let Daughter Play it Because of Storyline

Merry Christmas all TRR readers…and to the haters and losers, as Donald Trump might say. I really don’t like writing today, but it’s been slow around here this week, so let’s do a few posts. The first thing I wanted to talk about is Super...

The State of the Current Alliance with Israel is not Beneficial to the United States

All the right people (i.e. neoconservatives) are sperging out about President Obama’s decision to abstain from the UN Security Council resolution this afternoon. Here’s what happened, in case you missed it… Defying extraordinary pressure from President-elect Donald J. Trump and furious lobbying by Israel, the...

Hamburger Harper Unloads on Batsh*t Brianna Wu’s Run for Congress

I was wondering when this would happen. Randi Harper hates Brianna Wu, and vice versa. I planned on looking up Randi’s account and seeing what shit he had to spew about it, but I have better things to do during Christmas Week. Thankfully, the freaky...

Airplane Harassment of Ivanka Trump Shows “Progressives” are the Real Deplorables

I took yesterday off in order to do some Christmas-type shit, but I’m back. I need to hit a bunch of topics, however since I’m late on most of them, I think opinion style posts will be better. Retorts, if you will. The first things...

WHEN WILL IT STOP?! Yet Another White Supremacist Arrested, This Time for Church Burning Hate Crime

Good lord, this is definitely hate hoaxing day here on the site. I had thought we were done after the last two stories. In fact, I was writing up a hit on Lena Dunham, because that’s always good fun. Plus, she’s catching shit from the former...

MORE HATE HOAXING: University of Michigan Student Lied About Man Trying to Burn Her Hijab

OK, I showed you one hate hoax already today. But as I promised you, it’s not the only one for today! Things are unraveling so quickly for the media and their “progressive” allies that now their “hate crime” lies are being disproved so fast that...

ANOTHER HATE HOAX: Police Nab Notorious “White Supremacist” Who Drew Swastikas Around a College Campus

While I was getting this story together, yet another hate-hoax was uncovered. I’ll get to that in the next post. First, as you can see by the cover photo for this article, we should all be thankful that this notorious white supremacist has been taken...