Boozy Leigh Alexander Pitifully Attacks Multi-Millionaire Anne Rice

Boozy Leigh Alexander Pitifully Attacks Multi-Millionaire Anne Rice

This is the obligatory part where I continue the story and tell you the trainer kicked my ass earlier, so there’s that. But someone else has gotten their ass kicked lately, and that’s Leigh Alexander. Her site is still circling the toilet bowl, and still ranks well below mine, even after I kinda took it easy for a few weeks. She’s showing almost zero positive momentum, and the only time anyone reads her shit articles, is when she’s whining about being a “woman in games.” It’s so pathetic. No one wants you or your shitty clique around. You hung your hat on anti-gamer rhetoric, and you got exiled for that dumbassery. That’s how capitalism works. 

Now, she’s thrown her lot in with Randi Harper, of all people. Leigh’s re-tweeting Wu, and shitting on Fallout 4. What else does she have left? Has she decided that being a radical gamer-hater is the only play she has? Or maybe she actually believes that garbage? I tend to think she does, but you know the other side is all about the money. I like to make it to, and don’t have a problem with Leigh making it, or people using Patreon, etc (provided you’re producing content). But if you can’t make a living writing, you just have to do something else, or add in other work. What the fuck makes her think she’s special? If you hate what you’re doing, stop, and do something else. Remember back in the fall when she was bragging about how great her career was, and all the money she was making? Now, she’s hit the nadir, and you can tell it really hurts.cover170x170

How can you tell? Because she drunkenly lashes out on Twitter, like she did tonight. She started going at Anne Rice, because that’s the new thing for Social Justice Whoreriors Warriors to do:

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But the thing about it is, I don’t think Anne Rice is concerned. In fact, I’m quite certain her reaction (if she even heard about this peon), was something like this:giphy (6)

Why? Well, here’s why..she’s loaded:

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I would imagine that she doesn’t mind suing a motherfucker, either. I would advise Big Randi and Liquored Up Leigh to watch what they say closely, or they might be hearing from some attorneys. Ms. Rice probably has better things to concern herself with, like I said. These two are so low on the totem-pole, she probably wouldn’t want to waste her time. Either way, it’s so funny to watch them spaz out like this over (obviously) bogus reviews. Chu and Hefer Harper admitted to not even reading the book. Neither I, nor Anne Rice, have any problem with a fair negative review (h/t @Cernovich):CGoeKXiUcAAm8QM

Anyway, drink another round, Leigh, but watch who you throw your booze stained hat in with.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Cenobite

    Okay so I have this question. Did Leigh trip, and hit her forehead on the edge of the bar? Is that why it’s all discolored like that? Or did she get sprayed by one of those firms that sprays that colored stuff on a hill side to keep it from eroding? If so will she grow grass up there like a Chi-a-pet? Just asking 😉

    • epobirs

      I think she took a fancy to the Charlize Theron character in the new Mad Max movie. Except it just looks like a minimal effort Klingon head piece on someone who was already drunk when they started dressing for the Halloween party.

    • JackDandy

      It’s like warpaint from that new Mad Max film. Some chicks see Furiosa as a herald of feminism or something along these lines so they paint their faces like her.

  • PharmAssist

    Hmmm…. leigh has about 50K fake twitter followers. How is she to ‘SICK’ these onto Anne Rice?

    • JennyS

      .. if they’d all just give her a dollar .. lol.

    • She was talking about the fake half. Botnet attack.

  • Dave The Sandman

    This Amazon thing.
    Is it so hard to fix the system so you can only review products you have bought through the site?
    Ebay does it.

    • Elilla Shadowheart

      A lot of sites do it too. Though many allow unowned reviews, mainly for people who’ve bought from somewhere else. Newegg comes to mind with that one where they put a ‘verified owner’ tag with the reviewers name. In my book it’s not something difficult to do, and amazon probably won’t do it until it becomes a serious problem.

      • Angus66

        “they put a ‘verified owner’ tag with the reviewers name.”

        As a longtime Amazon addict I can report that Amazon already (sorta) does this. They put “verified purchase” below you name if you actually bought the item from them.

        They do allow reviews of products you didn’t buy from Amazon though…

    • It depends which region Amazon is accessed from.. the European sites, .de, .co.uk, .fr etc. have that policy in place iirc, reviews can only be posted if the reviewer owns the item. Not sure why .com doesn’t do that.. might be a first amendment issue perhaps?

  • Paul Stevenson

    why does Leigh think Anne gives a fuck about twitter followers? Anne is probably more concerned with doing something of value rather than collecting numbers on twitter.
    Leigh may think she is playing dress up as furiosa but she just looks like the top half of her head has gangrene

  • JackDandy

    They keep biting off more than they can chew

  • Freeman

    I’d laugh right in Leigh’s face if I actually thought for a moment she’d remember it the next day.

  • KLLRFRST

    The sad thing about this (aside from Leigh’s slowly rotting liver) is that Anne gives even less of a shit about her than she does about Harper. They keep Tweeting about her (but not TO HER, of course) in hopes of getting her attention, but Rice has been around far too long to fall for that fuckery – she recently shut down a concern troll on Facebook without breaking a sweat.

    But it’s OK, Leigh – you still have your legion of fake Twitter accounts to lord over Anne, while she has her millions of dollars to wipe her tears away with.

  • KLLRFRST

    Even better, it looks like Anne is having a grand laugh at Boozy McMegaphone;’s expense on Facebook:

    https://twitter.com/SabrinaLianne/status/606370561053347840

  • No Fun Allowed

    Leigh may be queen cunt, but I can’t help feeling bad for her. It’s not like there’s anything to defend or anything, but her drunken misery is so sad and pathetic that I can’t be mad at her.

    Leigh Alexander’s punishment is to be Leigh Alexander, and I think that the punishment might be excessive.

    • Angus66

      I’m seriously torn as to whether I agree with you on this or not.
      ..

  • Toastrider

    Slightly OT, but what’s Leigh McDrunkytown’s beef with Fallout 4? Other than ‘ermahgerd no women in a first-look trailer!!!11’.

    • LongLiveGamerGate

      Lol, commenting because I wanna know too.

    • ManlyYams

      From what I understand a lot of radfems are railing on about how the MC as depicted in the trailer is a male. And they take it from here as “we won’t be able to pick our genders in FO4 now PATRIARCHY”.

  • masterninja

    The best part about this is it showed she didn’t learn her lesson in 9 months…

    AND THAT IS DON’T PICK FIGHTS YOU CAN’T WIN!

    • Lord Raa

      That lesson is thousands of years old. How do you not learn one of the most important lessons in Sun Tzu’s Art of War?

      Wait, I know. It’s because it’s worded “Know yourself and know your enemy and you will not be defeated in 100 battles.”

      Knowing oneself would require self-awareness.

  • Typical

    Twitter followers, the ultimate yardstick to success. What a dumb cunt.

    • JennyS

      That’s what I was thinking, I think I’ve got 9.

  • Angus66

    Three things factually incorrect in this piece:

    1) The picture of Leigh passed out on the bench is obviously not her.

    Leigh passes out face down in the gutter.

    2) Leigh states that Anne has “harassed my friends”

    This is an obvious lie.

    Leigh has no friends.

    3) The Twitter audit report is a blatant fabrication.

    I seriously doubt that even 1/2 of Leighs followers are real.

    You’re slacking Ralph – you need to verify your facts before putting articles up on your site… 😉

  • Remi

    I adore Anne. I met her when I was 15 at a book signing. She was wearing this amazing wedding dress and was hilarious and kind. The line was insanely long, and people had been lining up over night to get to see her. She stayed much longer then the time she was booked for, chatting with each person as she signed their books.

    The book store didn’t want people bringing in paperbacks to have her sign. It made sense, them wanting to make money. But she’d sign them, ask people how long they’d had their copies of the Witching Hour or The Vampire Lestat. It was just so great, how much love and effort she put into the people who love her books. She wasn’t in the best of health at that point, but she so wanted to be there, to have that time with her fans. There was no ego or “I’m better than you”. She was just as excited about the characters as the people in line were.

    She’s amazing.

    Watching these harpies go after her makes me want to scream. I can’t imagine Anne would ever go “Oh I have more money than you”. She’s to empathetic for that. I can see her feeling bad for people who are so full of hate.

    I could rant about this for hours. The tragedies that Anne has dealt with in her life… She’s so open and honest about the pains she’s felt, and she is so gentle with her fans and readers who are dealing with tough situations. I really want each and every one of these harpies attacking her to take a good hard look at themselves. Not a single one of them cares about other people. So they’re attacking someone who does.

    /end fangirl rant

  • REAPER

    “Whatever Anne Rice, I have more Twitter followers then u.”

    Then how do you explain this, Leigh?

  • gixxerharry .

    Dont give her any attention
    Keep her out of the spot lights
    Or do you want her to stay relevant ?

  • Zach Puckett

    Gee jeoulous much?

  • DiDemiLackey

    Leigh must be suffering from serious delusion if she thinks fucking twitter follower account matters in the slightest. Then again, I’m talking about a sad drunk who probably will barely live to see 45, so who knows.

  • SIlver666

    Locows gonna lolcow…..

  • Sevuz

    Here I thought that Leigh couldn’t go any lower xD

  • Alex

    What else does she have left? She still has cheap wine!

  • epobirs

    The Twitter Audit site says I have 92% real followers, which is absurdly high or they have a VERY narrow definition of fake on Twitter. A goodly portion of my followers are plainly bots that depend on the habit of some people automatically following anyone who follows them.

    This in turn suggests to me that Leigh’s rate of genuine followers is equally far lower than the audit site indicates.