Category: Adventures of TheRalph

PROTEST TOO MUCH? I Really Riled ‘Em Up With GDC Drug Fest Article

I write a ton of stories here on the site. I write so many, that sometimes it’s hard for me to even remember the details of every one off the top of my head. That’s why I like to pull up a copy of what...

Editorial Note

Recently, I wrote a column here on the site that has concerned a few people I actually like, and a whole lot of people I don’t like. For the assholes who are actually pushing this as a PR ax to grind against me: get fucked....

I Made a New Subreddit: r/SJWsAtWork

We’ve been having a lot of arguments within GamerGate lately about leaving Reddit and moving to a site called Voat. I think most of you know that I’ve had a shitload of problems with KotkauInAction over these past six months. But even though I had...

A Quick Pass Through the Archives: MS-DOS Games

GUEST POST by Richard C. Wolfman Recently (about a week ago) Archive.org added to its catalogue of old DOS games and I had a little run through memory lane. While some of the games are trash there are a lot of hardcore wargames, quirky sims and...

You Want to Help TheRalph? Here, Have Some Harassment!

GUEST EDITORIAL by Buttermancer, The Webmaster of TheRalphRetort.com I’m Buttermancer. Maybe you know me? More than likely not. I only have about 230 followers on Twitter, and the most famous one is a pornstar (Hi Mercedes Carrera! Love you!).  Im more of a stage hand...

Review of American Sniper Coming Today

Like I said on Twitter a few hours ago, the SJW hand-wringing over Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper has reached a fevered pitch. McIntosh, Movie Bob, Ian Miles Cheong…the gang’s all there, and they’re all pissed off. This movie really gets under their skin, despite it’s...

SJWs Are Fed Up With CloudFlare. Maybe They Should Have Listened to Me

Talk about your all-time hilarious turn of events. Recently, the SJW Goon Squad has been complaining about CloudFlare giving out their personal info. I wonder who tried to warn them about that weeks ago? Oh, yea, it was me. But they damn sure didn’t care...

Closing the Book On Drama: My Thoughts on Neirdan’s Investigation

Ok, time for a little bookkeeping. Over the last couple weeks, I’ve been getting trolled on Twitter by Drybones and some of his crew. I referred to them as the “Triangle Mafia” at one point lol. I think calling them a clique is a more...

Zoe Quinn’s Carnival of Lies Continues With Response to Milo & Me

I’m feeling bad that I used Zoe Quinn’s name in three straight headlines now. She wasn’t even featured in the first one very heavily, but I threw her in anyway. That ole tabloid spirit, I guess. Then again, I wasn’t expecting her to directly respond...

We’re Still Here, PLUS: Milo Yiannopoulos Blasts Zoe Quinn

As you may have noticed, the site was down for a period of time today. This has happened several times over the last month, so hopefully it wasn’t too surprising. It always seems to come on the heels of exclusive stories, if you’ll notice. And...

I Quit Reddit (OK, They Banned Me)

Just a short note on a couple things, since I guess this is kinda news. Earlier this evening, I found out that I had been shadowbanned from Reddit. Now, this is just my personal account. The site is still allowed to be linked there (although...

Intro to Chan 101

The following is a guest post on chan culture, from @br00ke27 (Hi Arthur). Everything below this point, is written by her. GamerGate has had some obvious consequences, but one that seems to go largely unnoticed is how it has contributed to dragging people from chans out...

Steve Tom Sawyer Brings The Crazy With “Menacing” Texts (LOL)

I don’t even know what to say here, folks. As you know, my site has a reputation for covering some oddball characters. Some people like it, obviously. Others do not. That’s fair. But sometimes some shit happens that’s so crazy, I just simply cannot ignore...

Did Members of The AngryJoeShow “Army” Attack TheRalphRetort?

You know, I really could not give two shits about AngryJoe, if you must know the truth. It looked like he was involved in some shady raffle racket, so I ran a story by a guest contributor (Josh Bray) on the perils of being a...

My Thoughts on Jennie Bharaj

I know Jennie Bharaj has come under attack recently. Some of them are valid, some perhaps a little less so. Now, I take below the belt shots myself all the time, so who am I to criticize? I’m just saying, I found some of these...