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I’m Back & Ready to Get to Work

Hello, readers of TheRalphRetort.com. As you know, I’ve had some personal difficulties as of late. The Lemonade post from the other day was dictated by me over a jail phone, which is definitely a first for this site. Of course, it was penned before all...

Jailhouse Ralph

The news about Ethan’s recent absence came out yesterday and it might be prudent to offer some sort of explanation for what’s going on with the site and how things are being run. Ralph already vaguely explained his disappearance earlier this week in a post...

Lemonade

This wasn’t part of the plan. But as you know, life doesn’t go as planned. When unforeseeable circumstances hit you in the stomach, you can only hope friends and family will pick up the slack. Luckily, as Donald Trump would, say I have the best friends...

Checkout My Interview With Red Ice’s Lana Lokteff!

You guys can now check out my interview with Lana Lokteff of Red Ice (which is a badass name for a site, btw). It hasn’t been posted on YouTube yet, and I can’t embed their player here on TRR, so you’ll have to go to their site...

The Rio Olympics Have Turned Out to Be Kinda Shit, Mostly Due to Rio Itself

I’m an avid fan of the Olympics and have been ever since I can remember. I’ve told my Olympic love story story many times before, but I don’t think I’ve recounted it here. Basically, when I was a little boy I wasn’t very interested in...

sick hillary

Alternative Media Drives the #HillarysHealth Story, Forces Mainstream to Take Note

I don’t know if you guys have seen my Twitter in the last couple hours, but I’m going off the assumption that you haven’t. To make a short story even shorter, yesterday was one of the biggest days in the site’s history thanks to the...

Dear Fellow Cynics: Don’t Give Up On America

I haven’t written as much as I’ve wanted to over the past two months for several reasons. I don’t want to go all Zoe Quinn on you guys, since at the end of the day everyone on planet earth struggles with this thing we call...

Nora & I Appeared With Liberal Lunacy Shannon Last Night

We didn’t have a #Killstream this past weekend and for that you have my sincerest apologies. Janet Bloomfield is in London for the International Conference on Men’s Issues and I didn’t want to keep her too tied up. The show could have still been produced,...

Friday Night Facebook Storytime With TheRalph

In lieu of actually doing another full story (it’s Friday night and I spent all day on the last post, so I wanna play The Witcher 3) let’s have some storytime. I think a lot of you can relate to this in one way or...

We Desperately Need a Free Speech Fundamentalist Alternative to YouTube

I didn’t really do anything of value yesterday. OK, eating a burger feast and playing Crusader Kings II is valuable, just not to any endeavor having to do with work. I got an interesting email, though. I’ve seen some associates get stuff like this from...

My Day Covering the Trump Campaign Live

Yes, you would be correct in assuming that I should have written this column on Friday when I got back, or at the very latest, sometime last weekend. But since I’m so late with committing my thoughts on the Donald Trump rally in Richmond, VA...

LIVE @ The Trump Rally in Richmond, VA (UPDATES ALL NIGHT LONG)

LI’m here at the Trump rally and believe it or not, they don’t have WiFi for the media this time, unlike the rally in went to in February. Luckily, I have my phone and the 4G coverage it offers. I’m actually using it as a...

Open Thread: What’s on Your Mind?

I haven’t done one of these in a long while, so I figured what the hell? Tell me what’s on your mind as of late. There’s plenty of topics to choose from, but maybe there’s some stuff I missed. In fact, lots of the things...

The Dumbest Slapfight I Think I’ve Ever Been Involved With (& That’s Saying a Lot)

I had a dust-up this evening with Armoured Skeptic, who I have never talked to in my life other than on the #FreedomOfTweets stream, which I had a lot of fun doing. To be clear, I would do it again in a heartbeat, even with...

I’m Back

Ok, I guess the headline above is sort of misleading. For one, I’m sitting in an Icelandic airport as I write this. Still, I’m on my way home and normal operations should resume late this evening once I get settled in back at the command...

TRR Meet-Up Thursday May 26th in North Finchley

Hello readers, sorry that I’ve been out of pocket even more than I planned this week. Well, I would be sorry if I wasn’t having so much fun. Thanks to all the guest posters and to Mike Cernovich for granting me an interview. I’m going...