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SITE NOTE: CloudFlare Redirect is Nothing to Worry About

If you’ve noticed a redirect when visiting my site recently, I want to assure you that it’s nothing to worry about. This is by design and is a part of CloudFlare’s DDoS protection system. If you’ll remember the article from yesterday about my cat being...

Site Update: Speech Nazis Will Never Drive Me Under

The last couple days have been very interesting. People who I thought were my closest friends stabbed me in the back and released private chat logs, then took those logs out of context and invented meaning where none existed. They even accused my girlfriend of uploading...

The Line in the Sand by Liberal Lunacy Shannon

Guest Editorial by Liberal Lunacy Shannon (Disclaimer: I will not name names in this piece as I don’t know the names of everyone involved and I feel it would be unethical to act as if I did. All opinions expressed herein are my own and...

Google Suspended My AdSense Over Nyberg Report

I’ve spent most of the day trying to figure out how to replace Google AdSense as my adserver of choice. The reason for this is because it was suspended earlier today over a Sarah Nyberg post. The article that was reported is from May of...

Co-Host Nora Gets Unfairly Banned From Twitter, But WildGoose Finds the Culprit

Earlier tonight, I did a stream with Co-Host Nora (@LaughReader), along with my friends Connor and The Deuce. After that, Nora and I went over to Baconman’s stream, which is where you can usually find us on Wednesdays after our own show. But something fucked...

EDITORIAL: Free Speech & Friendship

Guest Editorial by @Women_Truths Let me start this by saying, I’m not a writer for The Ralph Retort. This article will most likely just be a one off. I had not originally planned to say anything on this subject, but this shit has spun so far out...

Setting the Record Straight About The Recent Drama & the Lies Surrounding It

I didn’t want to address all this again, but some of my defenders have urged me to speak out against some outrageous lies going around about me. First, let me make something clear one more time, for those of you who have problems reading. I...

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EDITORIAL STATEMENT: Trigger Warning

My Twitter account is locked until 2:38PM EST, so maybe I will actually get some work done. First thing’s first, though. I need to talk about a few things that have happened over the last couple days. Many of you were upset with WildGoose’s post...

#BritishRalph Finale: Dinner With Sargon & Milo, Plus the Long Goodbye

I’ve been home for about a day now and I’m already missing London, England in general, and even Gatwick, where my hotel was. Even though I won’t be staying that far away from the capital again, I still had fun there. Originally, I was supposed...

Zoe Quinn Cries About Facebook Recommending Ralph, Blames That on Her Lack of Output

Zoe Quinn gets roasted for the second time in two weeks.

Holiday Hilarity: Big Randi & FuManWu Cry About ME in Cringey Open Letters

Unlike me, the lulz never take a vacation.

#BritishRalph: New Year’s in London

I’m going to write a post on Randi Harper and Brianna Wu here in a second, but first I wanted to come here and give you all a short update on my travels so far. Other than a trip into Crawley on New Year’s Eve...