Breaking News BREAKING: ALLEGED SHOOTING IN JFK AIRPORT More info to follow… https://twitter.com/pzf/status/765001500011536384 https://twitter.com/piratepigeon/status/765003123727499264 JFK AIRPORT– multiple reports of shots… Ethan RalphAugust 14, 2016
Breaking News Ruthless Sneak Attack In Richmond Leaves State Trooper Dead I’m not from Richmond, Virginia, but I’ve lived here for almost 2… Ethan RalphMarch 31, 2016
Breaking News Multiple Explosions Rock Brussels in Coordinated Terrorist Attacks, At Least 17 Dead I’ve been surfing Twitter all night, which isn’t uncommon for me. What… Ethan RalphMarch 22, 2016
Breaking News Psycho Argentinians Kill Baby Dolphin So They Can Take SELFIES Yes, I realize that I called these shitheads psychos in the title… Ethan RalphFebruary 18, 2016
Breaking News 8chan Holds a “Press Conference” With Hotwheels & New Owner Jim Watkins If you read the site last week, you may have seen a… Ethan RalphSeptember 28, 2015
Breaking News STOCK MARKET TURMOIL: Dow Takes Beating Due to Chinese Sell-Off Usually I would come here and talk some shit about SJWs. But,… Ethan RalphAugust 24, 2015
Breaking News Media Madness Pathetic Media, Led by CNN, Rush to Report Another Dead Lion…Only It’s Not True Like I said the other day, if bloodthirsty dentist Walter Palmer broke… Ethan RalphAugust 2, 2015
Breaking News CHAIRMAN NOW: New Reddit Boss Apparently Even Worse Than Pao OK, lots of news on the Reddit front, some of it you… Ethan RalphJuly 15, 2015
Breaking News Pao Continues to Grovel as Petetion Asking Her to Resign Soars Past 200K Signatures OK, I have a few updates to get to this evening. The… Ethan RalphJuly 7, 2015
Breaking News Reddit Goes Up In Flames, But Not Many Answers Abound (AFTERNOON UPDATE) If just been sitting here chilling all evening, trying to get some… Ethan RalphJuly 2, 2015
Breaking News SJW Insanity Ellen Pao Loses Again, Ordered to Pay Kleiner’s Court Costs An hour or so ago, some more delightful news came across the… Ethan RalphJune 17, 2015
Breaking News #RedditRevolt Update OK, before I go see Jurassic World, I have an update to… Ethan RalphJune 12, 2015
Breaking News The Political Battlefield White Chocolate: NAACP Leader Dolezal Lied About Being Black For Years (UPDATE 2) Sometimes you hear something so crazy, that you can’t do anything but… Ethan RalphJune 12, 2015
Breaking News SJW Insanity Reddit’s Chairman Pao Strikes: Five Subreddits Removed for “Harassment” (UPDATE) Man, someone tell me not to go to sleep like that again.… Ethan RalphJune 10, 2015
Breaking News SJW Insanity More From the Reddit Mod Leaks MOD LEAK REPOST by Xavier Mendel First post on Reddit mod leaks HERE… Ethan RalphMarch 21, 2015
Breaking News SJW Insanity Media Silent on DJ Phil Fish, Too Busy Pimping Wu It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Phil Fish. Last time we caught… Ethan RalphFebruary 4, 2015