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Yooka-Laylee

SJWs Ruin Everything: Yooka-Laylee Proves to be the Next Mighty No. 9

If you grew up with the Nintendo 64, like I did, you probably have fond memories of its classic 3D platformers. While some of the later ones did go a bit overboard with the collect-a-thon aspect of the genre, 3D platformers nonetheless enjoyed a golden...

I Just Spent 3 Solid Hours Sorting Old Posts. Enjoy the Archives!

Back when I put this current theme up around September of 2015, I started a new category system (more like it was forced on me due to the theme setup, but I digress). Before that, “tags” made up the primary way you could search through...

Mass Effect: Andromeda

SJW-Infested BioWare is Getting Ripped Apart by Gamers Over the Terrible Mass Effect: Andromeda

How sweet it is…the last time Mass Effect: Andromeda was covered on TRR, it was due to BioWare and their SJW allies in the gaming media crying about an article in which Ralph exposed Andromeda’s self-proclaimed Lead Facial Animator as an incompetent misandrist. Apparently BioWare...

A LESSON IN STRATEGY: When You Play by the Narrative of the Other Side, You Lose

This has been the craziest weekend I’ve had as editor and owner of this site in quite some time. It reminded me of the halcyon days of GamerGate, in good ways and in bad. The same lames who attacked me back then attacked me this...

ROASTED: Even Progressives Are Rejecting Brianna Wu’s Run for Congress

Brianna Wu is going to get stomped hard with this whole “lemme run for Congress” gambit. It will give us all plenty of laughs, though, and that’s the best part. Wu is running against Stephen Lynch, a guy who has been in Congress since 2001 and...

Five Guys Adds a Hot Dog to the Menu, Zoe Quinn Now “Agender”

I was in the middle of a post about Lauren Duca, but that can obviously wait. As you can tell by the title, this is one of the most lulztastic things I’ve ever seen in my life. In short, Zoe Quinn has decided that she’s...

Even With Louise Mensch Gone, Heat Street Remains Garbage

By now you’ve probably heard that Loony Louise Mensch’s unhinged Twitter rants and horrible site management finally caught up with her, and that she no longer heads the “Anti-SJW” site Heat Street. However, if you hoped that her demotion would lead to the site improving,...

New York Times SJW Attacks Super Mario Run, Says He Won’t Let Daughter Play it Because of Storyline

Merry Christmas all TRR readers…and to the haters and losers, as Donald Trump might say. I really don’t like writing today, but it’s been slow around here this week, so let’s do a few posts. The first thing I wanted to talk about is Super...

Hamburger Harper Unloads on Batsh*t Brianna Wu’s Run for Congress

I was wondering when this would happen. Randi Harper hates Brianna Wu, and vice versa. I planned on looking up Randi’s account and seeing what shit he had to spew about it, but I have better things to do during Christmas Week. Thankfully, the freaky...

Brianna Wu Makes It (Almost) Official: Run for Congress Happening in 2018

I can’t wait to witness this clusterfuck. Brianna Wu is in the headlines once again, and the mainstream media is actually pretending like she’s not 100% batshit crazy. For instance, VentureBeat plays it completely straight… Brianna Wu, a game developer who stood up for women...

IT ENDS TONIGHT: Arthur Chu’s Wife Dumps Him, Has Marriage Dissolved

Arthur Chu sure had plenty to say in the wake of Donald Trumps election triumph. Actually, it seemed like he had a lot of time on his hands. I do shit-talking for a living, so you can understand why I’m so dedicated. But even so,...

SJWS: The Scum We Fought Before is the Same Scum We Fight Now. Only This Time, They Want the Whole Country to Burn

I’ve been consistent with my views over the last few days. The left is like a wounded animal right now and there is a very good chance the violence they’re promoting will soon spiral into people getting killed at these “protests,” which are actually riots...

Infamous Nutter Brianna Wu Insinuates the FBI Was Infiltrated by GamerGate

I guess this is throwback day here at TheRalphRetort.com. I already put up a post mocking Anita Sarkeesian. Now, I’m turning my attention to Brianna Wu. Although, Wu is nuttier and more despicable than Anita could ever dream of being. When I think about detestable...

Anita Sarkeesian

Anita Sarkeesian Looks Like a Drug-Addled Bargain Basement Hooker in Latest Video

My my, Ms. Sarkeesian has fallen a long way indeed. I’m not sure what stylist in their right mind would deem this an appropriate look, but then again, as someone said on my Twitter feed: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. You need help,...

The GamerGate Case for Donald Trump

GamerGate started as a consumer revolt against the lying, far-left gaming press that had basically declared war against its readers, but the scope of GG quickly expanded, especially after the mainstream media got involved on the side of the gaming press and the Professional Victims....

Hillary Clinton AGAIN Promotes Anti-GamerGate Lolcow Brianna Wu

It sure must be getting difficult to keep pretending that Hillary Clinton isn’t the SJW Anti-Gamer candidate of this election. I thought my original case for labeling her that way was already quite strong, and afterwards her campaign vindicated me by openly promoting an Anti-GamerGate...