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Hamburger Harper Unloads on Batsh*t Brianna Wu’s Run for Congress

I was wondering when this would happen. Randi Harper hates Brianna Wu, and vice versa. I planned on looking up Randi’s account and seeing what shit he had to spew about it, but I have better things to do during Christmas Week. Thankfully, the freaky...

Hamburger Harper Gets Michael Tracey Fired From VICE Because He Proved Lena Dunham is a Liar

I don’t worship at the altar of Michael Tracey, but the guy did some very solid work over the course of the 2016 campaign. It also known that he did that work while under the employ of VICE. As most of you probably already know,...

LEAKED: Randi Harper Conspired to Get Me Banned From Twitter, Zoe Harasses Brad Wardell, & More!

Bro Team Pill is scum (which I talk about in this video). Out of all the people I’ve come into contact with online, he stands out as one of the most disingenuous and dishonest. That being said, his anti-GamerGate leaks have always been pretty spot...

Big Randi Harper Flips Out After Nintendo Denies Five Guys Joke, Zoe to Take “Major Hiatus”

I’m getting ready for the Brexit stream tonight, but I simply had to come over here and bring you all the latest on the Nintendo controversy that Zoe Quinn started up yesterday. Some people claimed that the jibe had nothing to do with Zoe at...

Randi Harper Labeled a Transphobe After Attacking Social Autopsy Account Fakery

OK, so I’ve been on Twitter most of the night monitoring an interesting situation. In case you didn’t already know, Randi Harper is widely reviled, not only by anti-feminists and GamerGate supporters, but also by members of her own SJW team. In a lot of...

Vocativ Falsely Blames 4chan for Social Autopsy’s Kickstarter Shutdown

Vocativ has spent the entire day blaming 4chan and GamerGate for Social Autopsy’s Kickstarter shutdown, but as it turns out, it was Hamburger Harper and her goon squad who did the reporting. I guess we shouldn’t expect much out of the media anymore, but this was...

Social Autopsy Creator Suggests Zoe Quinn to Blame for Racist Abuse Against Her

To be clear, the Social Autopsy Kickstarter doesn’t really sound like the best idea to me. I don’t really care about doxing, but launching a harassment site to fight other (again, alleged) harassment sounds like a rather inconsistent position to take. But, the beauty of all...

Hamburger Harper Attacks Brianna Wu Over SXSW Exaggerations

I haven’t watched much of anything from the SXSW Harassment Summit, or whatever the hell they called it. I couldn’t even muster up enough fake enthusiasm to power me through a panel or two. I saw that Brianna Wu did something early Saturday morning after...

Holiday Hilarity: Big Randi & FuManWu Cry About ME in Cringey Open Letters

Unlike me, the lulz never take a vacation.

Big Randi Attacks Neutral Journo For Working on a GamerGate Book

I would say good morning, but It’s almost 11PM and that would sound weird. Still, I just woke up and I’m here to write about some shit (EDIT: I wrote that part way earlier). I’m also scheduled to be on with Sargon of Akkad any...

Randi Harper: Proud Feminist Animal Abuser

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent #GamerGate. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended. Feel...

ICYMI: Big Randi Harper “Orchestrated” SXSW Press Assault With the Corrupt Media

I could have written this up at around 3AM this morning, but I decided that I needed a good sleep so I would be ready and rested for the Killstream tonight with Janet, Co-Host Nora, and special guest Cassie Jaye of The Red Pill movie....

#SXSW Flips, Reinstates Both Panels for Harassment Summit, But SJWs Cry & Back Out

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I’m here to bring you info about the SXSW panels, before I get to the update on the Sargon stuff from early this morning. You know, I do talk about actual news around here sometimes, believe it or not. Anyway, let’s...

Rad Fem Nutter Jessica Valenti Falsely Blames GamerGate for SXSW Cancellation

We all know what a shitbag Jessica Valenti is. We’ve talked about her here on the site quite a few times, and I can only say that her particular brand of crazy is unique. Why is it so special? Well, facts don’t seem to matter...

Hamburger Harper Lies About GamerGate…Again

GUEST EDITORIAL by @TheDark_Mage Honestly, the insanity that is Randi Harper’s world never ceases to amaze me. Just recently, she revealed that GamerGate had hacked her Patreon supporters list, and has since turned that list over to Milo. Now as far-fetched as this sounds, she...

Hamburger Harper Bashes UN Report That Zoe Quinn Co-Signed, Calls it a “Hot Mess”

You know how we were waiting for someone from the anti-GamerGate side to come out and at least question the blatantly fraudulent UN report that came out of the Blowey Zoe & Anita the Fraud panel last week? Well, a funny thing happened early this...