Category: Media Madness

Amy Schumer

Amy “Häagen-Dazs” Schumer Dropped From Barbie Movie Over “Scheduling Conflicts”

It recently came out that Amy Schumer has been removed from the live action Barbie movie. I wrote about this dumpster fire back when it was announced… Just a little bit off with that prediction, Amy. I the dummy feels like losing even more money....

Trump

TRUMP WAS RIGHT…AGAIN: Israeli Teen Behind Most Jewish Center Threats

I’m getting a bit of a late start today. I had so much fun during our stream last night that I ended up playing Zelda into the wee hours of the morning. Speaking of fantasy role-playing games, let’s talk about the threats against Jewish community...

A LESSON IN STRATEGY: When You Play by the Narrative of the Other Side, You Lose

This has been the craziest weekend I’ve had as editor and owner of this site in quite some time. It reminded me of the halcyon days of GamerGate, in good ways and in bad. The same lames who attacked me back then attacked me this...

Teen Vogue

Teen Vogue is Brimming With Anti-White Male Hate Mongers

I wasn’t even going to write a post about Teen Vogue and their anti-white hate monger staff, but then this tweet took off… Teen Vogue in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen! pic.twitter.com/S2I4ptOq5l — Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) March 19, 2017 Which made me remember that the...

YET ANOTHER HATE HOAX: Black Youths Charged With Twisting Yard Menorah Into Swastika

Let’s take a short break from the fallout over my recent article on the new Mass Effect game. I’ll have another post about it tonight, but first, I want to bring you more information on yet another hate hoax incident. It seems that virtually every...

mass effect

WHATEVER LIE IT TAKES: BioWare is Desperate to Save the Turd Known as Mass Effect: Andromeda

I know I’ve been talking about going off and playing Breath of the Wild a lot recently, but today, I actually did it! I’m about 25% of the way through the game and it’s one of the best things I’ve played in ages. But, no...

A Cosplayer With No Video Game Experience was the Lead Facial Animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda

The entire internet has been laughing at Mass Effect: Andromeda over the last couple days. It would take three articles to properly chronicle all the mistakes we’ve seen with the animation in this game, so just watch the latest PewDiePie video instead. As you can...

Kurt Eichenwald

ALL SHOOK UP: Kurt Eichenwald Has Made Sending a Gif a Criminal Offense

Earlier today, the notorious “Jew Goldstein” was arrested by FBI agents at his Salisbury, Maryland home for the grave criminal offense of sending a flashing gif image at Kurt Eichenwald hours after he flamed out on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News program. I’m sure you’ll be...

NY Times Editorial Gives Order to White Parents: STOP RAISING RACIST KIDS!

I read a hell of a column yesterday in The New York Times. Not that it was good. Actually, it was complete shit. But it was still notable simply because of the sheer audacity of the thing. Apparently, white parents need some help when it...

EU High Court (Kinda) Allows Employers to Ban Headscarves on Eve of Dutch Election

I’ve been trolling all night for stories to write up, and I have a few. But this one came across as I was preparing some of the others, and since it’s one of the bigger topics of the morning, I figured we should get it...

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Amy Schumer or an Oil Drum?

Last night I noticed something about Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special (The Leather Special). Namely, that she looks like a fucking barrel of oil while wearing this particular attire. Amy Schumer looks like a barrel of oil in her new stand-up special. pic.twitter.com/AAggTrCdcC — Ethan...

The Amazing Autism of Anti-Eceleb Absolutism

I don’t really consider myself an eceleb, but I can understand why some might. I have a “verified” check on Twitter, I derive most of my income through online activities, and I write almost daily here on this very website. I have been cited in...

Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny

This is one of the weirder stories I’ve seen lately, which is saying quite a lot. Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, is playing one of the lead roles in the new live action Beauty and the Beast film. I hadn’t planned on seeing it...

Wikileaks Bombshell IGNORED By CNN, Huff Po, Slate, MSNBC

You’ve probably heard the news about the new stash of purported intelligence documents and code that Wikileaks has released. But if you only get your news from CNN, Huffington Post, Slate, or MSNBC, you probably haven’t. That’s because none of those websites showed anything about...

Progressive Black Muslim Who Was Fired Over Fake News Allegedly Wanted to Blowup Jews

I spent about 8 hours total working on my Wii U last night. I wanted to hack it and I finally did. Luckily, I still woke up in time for this doozy of a story. Juan Thompson, a black, Muslim, progressive, “journalist” who was recently...

OFF THE DEEP END: Louise Mensch Says Andrew Breitbart was Murdered by Vladimir Putin

I made a video the other day about Louise Mensch, back when she was talking about Russian-paid hackers and the FBI setting up Anthony Weiner by catfishing him with a fake 15-year-old girl. That was crazy enough, but she’s taken it one step further. OK,...