Category: Media Madness

Celebs Try to Prop-Up #FakeNews Media with #PressOn Hashtag

The fake news media has been taking quite the beating as of late. To start off with, they created the fake news term themselves, thinking they were going to use it to beat sites like mine over the head with. Instead, it was turned against...

Vice Is Stupid, Part 3,458: Says “Tanks” Were Seen Riding With Trump Flags, Except Those Were Actually Humvees

Vice (I don’t feel like capitalizing their name, by the way) is really stupid. We’ve seen examples of that before, but today’s tweet might take the cake. Apparently some Humvees were seen riding around Kentucky this past weekend. Not only that, they had Trump flags...

The Daily Beast Fails Hard, Blames Matt Forney & Davis Aurini for Quebec Mosque Shooting

While I was watching the Royal Rumble tonight, a mosque got shot up up in Quebec City. Yes, the very day after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau put out messages of welcome towards refugees, a mosque was brutally attacked. I don’t believe in the false flag...

Kurt Eichenwald

Kurt Eichenwald Insulted Mary Tyler Moore on the Day That She Died

I loved Mary Tyler Moore, so when I heard about her passing yesterday, it hit me a bit harder than most celebrity deaths. I vividly remember watching The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show on Nick at Nite when I was a kid....

Shia Labeouf Goes off His Meds and into a Jail Cell After #HeWillNotDivideUs Assault

I wish real-life stuff would stop interfering with my shitposts here on the site, but that’s the hand I’ve been dealt lately. Speaking of real-life, Shia LaBeouf decided it would be a good idea to setup a 4-year live stream to protest the Donald Trump...

Louise Mensch Says Virus Buried in App Planted Emails on Weiner Computer, With Help From Russian FBI Moles

I just read through Louise Mensch’s latest crackpot theories about Russia and Donald Trump. I encourage all of you to do the same. There’s a lot in there and just about all of it sounds like unadulterated bullshit. But one thing really jumps out. OK,...

Comedy Central Contributor Stephen Spinola Calls Barron Trump a Future Date Rapist

These people just don’t get it. Leave 10-year-old kids alone. How hard is this to understand? I never picked on the Obama kids. Even when I was anti-Bush back in the day, I understood that his daughters were off-limits. They were much older than Barron...

SNL Writer Katie Rich Allegedly Fired After Barron Trump School Shooter Tweet, Name Removed From Credits (UPDATE)

Reports are swirling about Saturday Night Live writer Katie Rich allegedly being fired from her plum gig after her deplorable tweet about Barron Trump on the day of his father inauguration. In case you missed it, here’s the “joke” in all its glory… You can...

CNN WARNS: Attack on Inauguration Could Justify Obama Administration Keeping Power

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on CNN — and that’s saying a lot. Wolf Blitzer broke out with a “developing story” about how if the inauguration is attacked and everyone died, the constitution actually says that an Obama cabinet member would legally...

Candid Cash Causes E-Celebs Like Shoe0nHead & Armoured Skeptic to Turn a Blind Eye to Crimes Against Children

Guest Editorial by Johnny Fox What’s going on everybody, it’s Johnny Fox. You may remember me from old #GamerGate open house streams and the countless investigations I was apart of in GG. The big dig I’ve been doing as of late involves app known as...

Joe Bernstein

INESCAPABLE CONCLUSION: BuzzFeed’s Joe Bernstein is an Idiot

You know, I’ve made some grievous errors in my day. For the most part, I can blame them on altered states due to imbibing or intense anger. I can’t figure out what BuzzFeed writer Joe Bernstein’s excuse is, though. I’m starting to think he’s just...

TRUMP’S PRESSER PUNISHER: Don’t Call it a Grave, Media. Call it the Future You Chose.

If some people in the media didn’t realize the new state of affairs before today, they certainly do now. Donald J. Trump is not going to be like our past presidents. Political norms and niceties simply do not matter to this man. He taunts reporters...

Ryan Gosling Slimed as Sexist After Touching Tribute to Wife Eva Mendes at Golden Globes

Men simply can’t win these days. No matter how much praise you heap onto your significant other, it always ends up being sexist. Somehow, someway, the feminist retards who run rampant in the mainstream media will figure out how to slime you as some neanderthal...

Millennial Woes Gets Doxed by the Daily Mirror & Run Out of His Home…Just Because They Can

I’m not usually one to cry about someone getting doxed, as you guys know. But at least have a decent reason. And don’t lie about said reason, either. If you’re doxing someone because you hate their politics, then just say so. There’s no need to...

Media Goes Full Freak-Out Over Russian Embassy Pepe Tweet

I finally dug out of the snow here in Richmond, Virginia. It’s still colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassiere, as my father would say, but at least I no longer feel like a captive. In fact, I’m sitting at a Starbucks as...

Ft. Lauderdale Airport Attack Recap Thread, Alleged ISIS Connection

I happened to be on Twitter for the Ft. Lauderdale shooting incident earlier this afternoon. And since I also recently signed up for Playstation Vue, I even got to watch cable news at the same time. The following is my live recounting of the event,...