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George Takei Goes Into Graphic Detail & Approves Underage Sex Act With Older Man…When Will He Lose Endorsements?

This clip is pretty disturbing. Listen to George Takei laugh it up with Howard Stern and company while he describes sex acts he partook in with an older man when he was only 13-years-old. He claims it’s not molestation if you find the guy attractive....

FRAUDS: Salon Removes Old Articles That Tried to Justify Pedophilia

I wrote a couple articles about Salon and their attempted justification of pedophilia. They ran posts from a guy named Todd Nickerson that tried to put a happy face on the depravity. Well, guess what? Now those articles have been removed. This is why you...

WATCH: CNN Cuts Bernie Sanders OFF AIR After He Calls Them ‘Fake News’

CNN was interviewing Bernie Sanders this afternoon, when Sanders made a “joke” calling CNN “fake news”. But the producers at CNN evidently didn’t think it was very funny. First, they embarrassed Bernie by cutting off his audio feed so he looked like a fool. Then...

WAT?! According to Mic, “Milk is the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity”

There’s been several crazy stories today, which is a shame, since I’m only going to be able to type up one or two of them before going out tonight (semi-vacation, yay!). But this one is so insane, so goofy, that it has to take precedence...

Joss Whedon

Joss Whedon Says He’s “Broken” in Wake of Trump Victories

I’m kind of on a semi-vacation until February 19th, as my fiancee is here in the United States visiting me (which you saw if you watched our All-Star stream last night). But that’s not going to completely stop me from weighing in, especially when I...

Celebs Try to Prop-Up #FakeNews Media with #PressOn Hashtag

The fake news media has been taking quite the beating as of late. To start off with, they created the fake news term themselves, thinking they were going to use it to beat sites like mine over the head with. Instead, it was turned against...

Vice Is Stupid, Part 3,458: Says “Tanks” Were Seen Riding With Trump Flags, Except Those Were Actually Humvees

Vice (I don’t feel like capitalizing their name, by the way) is really stupid. We’ve seen examples of that before, but today’s tweet might take the cake. Apparently some Humvees were seen riding around Kentucky this past weekend. Not only that, they had Trump flags...

The Daily Beast Fails Hard, Blames Matt Forney & Davis Aurini for Quebec Mosque Shooting

While I was watching the Royal Rumble tonight, a mosque got shot up up in Quebec City. Yes, the very day after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau put out messages of welcome towards refugees, a mosque was brutally attacked. I don’t believe in the false flag...

Sunday Times Writer India Knight on Trump: “The assassination is taking such a long time.”

I’ve seen some crazy tweets in response to President Trump. I’ve even seen some calls for his assassination by Twitter randos and the like. But when a writer for one of the world’s biggest newspapers muses about his assassination taking too long, I think that...

Kurt Eichenwald

Kurt Eichenwald Insulted Mary Tyler Moore on the Day That She Died

I loved Mary Tyler Moore, so when I heard about her passing yesterday, it hit me a bit harder than most celebrity deaths. I vividly remember watching The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show on Nick at Nite when I was a kid....

Shia Labeouf Goes off His Meds and into a Jail Cell After #HeWillNotDivideUs Assault

I wish real-life stuff would stop interfering with my shitposts here on the site, but that’s the hand I’ve been dealt lately. Speaking of real-life, Shia LaBeouf decided it would be a good idea to setup a 4-year live stream to protest the Donald Trump...

Louise Mensch Says Virus Buried in App Planted Emails on Weiner Computer, With Help From Russian FBI Moles

I just read through Louise Mensch’s latest crackpot theories about Russia and Donald Trump. I encourage all of you to do the same. There’s a lot in there and just about all of it sounds like unadulterated bullshit. But one thing really jumps out. OK,...

Comedy Central Contributor Stephen Spinola Calls Barron Trump a Future Date Rapist

These people just don’t get it. Leave 10-year-old kids alone. How hard is this to understand? I never picked on the Obama kids. Even when I was anti-Bush back in the day, I understood that his daughters were off-limits. They were much older than Barron...

SNL Writer Katie Rich Allegedly Fired After Barron Trump School Shooter Tweet, Name Removed From Credits (UPDATE)

Reports are swirling about Saturday Night Live writer Katie Rich allegedly being fired from her plum gig after her deplorable tweet about Barron Trump on the day of his father inauguration. In case you missed it, here’s the “joke” in all its glory… You can...

CNN WARNS: Attack on Inauguration Could Justify Obama Administration Keeping Power

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on CNN — and that’s saying a lot. Wolf Blitzer broke out with a “developing story” about how if the inauguration is attacked and everyone died, the constitution actually says that an Obama cabinet member would legally...

Candid Cash Causes E-Celebs Like Shoe0nHead & Armoured Skeptic to Turn a Blind Eye to Crimes Against Children

Guest Editorial by Johnny Fox What’s going on everybody, it’s Johnny Fox. You may remember me from old #GamerGate open house streams and the countless investigations I was apart of in GG. The big dig I’ve been doing as of late involves app known as...