Category: Media Madness

Godfrey Elfwick Brilliantly Trolls Guardian With “Alt-Right Nearly Turned Me Racist” Column

This is one of the best trolls of 2016. I won’t put it at number 1 without much more thought, but I think it’s defintely in the Top 5. Master media manipulator Godfrey Elfwick just struck the British media once again, and this time the...

BIZARRO WORLD: Huffington Post Goes Full 1488, Calls For Creation of Separate White Ethno-state

Ever since Trump won the election, the left has been freaking out. As progressives lose power on the electoral map, it seems like some of them are trying to make new compromises in order to retain full executive power over metropolitan areas. An enterprising contributor...

Happy Birthday, Mike Cernovich!

I know there’s only an hour and a half or so left in the day, but I wanted to write a short post wishing Mike Cernovich a Happy Birthday (even though I already did so over on Twitter). I can honestly say that he’s one...

MOVE OVER WHITE MEN: Liberals Make White Women New Top Target

Hey, white guys! Sick of having a target painted on your back? You sick of being enemy numero uno of the bad hombres over at the DNC? Well, you might be in luck. It seems that Democrats have a new primary target, and now their...

Failed Ghostbuster Kate McKinnon Opens SNL as if 9/11 Just Happened

You can tell that the hacks over at Saturday Night Live aren’t taking the Trump win very well. They just had Kate McKinnon, of failed Ghostbusters infamy, open the show as if 9/11 just happened. She was dressed up as Hillary Clinton while doing a...

Hamburger Harper Gets Michael Tracey Fired From VICE Because He Proved Lena Dunham is a Liar

I don’t worship at the altar of Michael Tracey, but the guy did some very solid work over the course of the 2016 campaign. It also known that he did that work while under the employ of VICE. As most of you probably already know,...

Huffington Post Goes Full 1488, Blames Zuckerberg For Hillary’s Loss!

It seems like Hillary Clinton supporters are blaming anyone and everyone for their defeat…except, ya know, their candidate. God forbid they blame that garbage heap of a politician! Even her own staff refuses to blame themselves. Comey, the media, sexism, anyone but themselves and Mrs....

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Megyn Kelly’s Reaction to Trump’s Win Was Spectacular

I’m going to be honest with you all: It’s very hard to keep up with all this salt in the aftermath of Donald Trump’s amazing win. I’ve been going hard and heavy on my Twitter account, but as you know, they don’t pay me to...

Cernovich Challenges Fox Business Failure Charlie Gasperino to a Boxing Match

The other day I had a great time trolling Charlie Gasperino over on Twitter. The funny thing is, I used to see him on CNBC all the time back when I used to watch the network. Now, I hardly watch cable news at all, but...

“WHITE GUYS RUN AMOK” — HuffPo in Hysterical, Racist Panic Mode Only 3 days Out

Just the other day, Ralph wrote about how Brianna Wu — the whacky professional victim and transsexual social justice sperg — implied that GamerGate had basically infiltrated the FBI. The theory sounded so crazy it was laughable. We all had a good chuckle. At the...

#BREAKING: Rolling Stone & Reporter Found Liable in Suit Over Discredited Article About Alleged Gang Rape at UVA

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. It’s even better than the alleged Satan worshiping at the top levels of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. More on this as it comes in… #BREAKING: Rolling Stone, reporter, found liable in suit over discredited article about alleged...

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Ghostsbusters Bomb Was Tougher on Sony Than Previously Thought

We’ve all had a lot of fun laughing about how badly the Ghostbusters remake bombed. It’s been reported that Sony lost at least $70 million on the project. It looks like those reports were somewhat generous, however. According to a piece recently published by The...

MEDIA CANCER: LA Times Journalist Openly Wishes for Death of Donald Trump (UPDATE: He’s Fired)

First off for today, thank you all for the messages on my sobriety column. I’m going to go through and respond to all the comments right after this post. Now, let’s talk about the impartial media. They’re famous for their even-handedness and balanced take on...

Washington Post’s Cillizza: “Reporters Don’t Root for a Side”

I have some business to attend to in Northern Virginia, so unfortunately I’m going to be out of pocket for most of tomorrow. It may have seemed like I was gone today, but I was actually hard at work behind the scenes messing with site...

Obama’s Call For ‘Ministry of Truth’ is Nothing New, Elites Have Demanded One Since 2010

Were you surprised when Obama called for what is essentially a Ministry of Truth after lamenting how conspiracy theorists were no longer confined to super market tabloids, in a panel held yesterday? I wasn’t. That’s because elite think tanks have been calling for the very...

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The Media is Now Doing Everything in its Power to Destroy Ken Bone

Good lord, I am really fucking sick today. I can’t tell if it’s the flu or strep throat, but either was it’s left me lying low. I guess it’s a good thing that my job involves typing out shit on a keyboard rather than something...