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SJW Op-Ed Asks Why Is It Illegal to Purposefully Infect Your Partner with HIV

I didn’t actually realize that there was a movement afoot to decriminalize knowingly infecting your partner with HIV/AIDS, but apparently, there is. I should always learn to expect the most degenerate action whenever possible. I like how this writer talks about tolerance and compassion in...

ANTIFA RIOTS HEADED TO NYC? Anarchist Blog Calls for May Day ‘March’

Looks like more violence from anarchists may be headed to a major city. The Antifa-run blog, Its Going Down, has called for like minded fans of ‘direct action’ to join them on May 1, 2017.   Anarchist riots headed to NYC on May 1st? Their...

BOOK BERNERS: Skirt Taken Off Shelves Because it Resembled ‘Pepe the Frog’

Modern feminism is all about deciding what other women can and can’t wear, apparently. The Zara Denim Company was recently hounded by rabid leftists after some noticed that a design on one of the skirts resembles the notorious Pepe the Frog, which the left considers...

Moldylocks LIES TO SNOPES, Tells Them Reuters Photo of Her Was Doctored

The Moldylocks saga keeps getting better and better, and now she has gone on record lying to Snopes. You know the now-iconic photograph from Reuters that clearly shows “Rosealma” holding a glass bottle of Jameson by the neck? Check out what the nappy-headed domestic terrorist...

One Punch Girl From Antifa Now has a GOFUNDME…and It’s Getting Trolled to Hell

This is pretty amusing. I simply can’t turn away from this car crash. The antifa chick who got socked in the head yesterday now has a GoFundMe setup to raise $80,000. Yes, 80 grand. Apparently, her life is now in danger because of severe meming...

UT Arlington Student Commits Suicide After SJW Administrators Heather Snow & Daniel Moore Railroad Him

I’m still taking it easy until my new wife (sadly) has to head back to the UK for awhile on Thursday, but this story got me pretty enraged. As I’ve said before, most stuff just rolls off my back, but every once in awhile you...

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HarperCollins Imprint Set to Publish a Children’s Book About Santa Being in a Gay Interracial Relationship

When I first saw someone tweet this across the timeline, I was sure it was a joke. I mean, why do we need to make Santa Claus gay? What purpose does this serve? Well, OK, I’m not that naive. There seems to be a concerted...

SHIA GETS REKT FOR THE FOURTH TIME: #HWNDU Season 4 Ends With Flag Being Abducted

Yesterday, it was revealed that Shia LaBeouf’s He Will Not Divide Us (#HWNDU) “art exhibit” had been moved to the Liverpool, England based Foundation for Art and Creative Technology. As you can imagine, 4chan and 8chan /pol/ devotees immediately began formulating their plans of attack. Like...

YOU’RE WELCOME, FEMINISTS! TheRalphRetort.com Raised Thousands of Dollars for Aspiring Female Game Devs

I wanted to take this moment to graciously accept you thanks for raising thousands of dollars for aspiring female game developers. In the wake of my absolute destruction of BioWare (more on that in the next post) and the lying liars who run the place,...

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WHATEVER LIE IT TAKES: BioWare is Desperate to Save the Turd Known as Mass Effect: Andromeda

I know I’ve been talking about going off and playing Breath of the Wild a lot recently, but today, I actually did it! I’m about 25% of the way through the game and it’s one of the best things I’ve played in ages. But, no...

Colin Moriarty is the Latest PC Culture Casualty, But He Will End Up Much Richer For It

Game journalism is something that I’ve always consumed while not usually knowing or caring who wrote the stuff. I’ll look at some article about a release date, leaked footage, or what have you, and barely even pay attention to the byline. It could have be...

SHIA DIVIDED: /pol/ Finally Captures #HeWillNotDivideUs Flag

I went to bed early last night after playing a bit of the new Zelda. I ended up missing all the fun by about 20 minutes or so. Actually, if I had checked my Twitter I might have even been alerted before crashing out. Oh,...

8chan /pol/ Has Located Shia LaBeouf’s #HeWillNotDivideUs Flag

Shia LaBeouf has had some problems when it comes to keeping his shitty “art” project on the air. Originally, he had planned to keep the He Will Not Divide Us live stream going in front of the Museum of the Moving Image in New York...

Progressive Black Muslim Who Was Fired Over Fake News Allegedly Wanted to Blowup Jews

I spent about 8 hours total working on my Wii U last night. I wanted to hack it and I finally did. Luckily, I still woke up in time for this doozy of a story. Juan Thompson, a black, Muslim, progressive, “journalist” who was recently...

OUTRAGEOUS: Democrat Mayor of Seattle Holds “State of City” Address Inside MOSQUE!

You know how Democrats always like to whine about the supposed encroachment of Christianity into state institutions? It’s called the ‘separation church and state’, but it turns out that many Democrats don’t actually have a problem with combining the two — at least, as long...

LILY ALLEN LOSES IT! Takes a Dump on Pensioners & Deletes Poll After it Shows Folks Don’t Want Muslim Immigration

I don’t know all that much about Lily Allen’s musical talents, or lack thereof. Thankfully, she’s virtually unknown here in the United States. Most of what I know about her has to do with her autistic screeching over on Twitter. Almost every single day, she...