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“No Justice, No Shopping”, Shout #BlackLivesMatter Grinches Blocking Chicago Macy’s

I thought I dipped out to enjoy a peaceful Christmas by writing a satire piece about Obama canceling the NORAD Santa tracking due to separation of church and state. Ralph and I had a chuckle because some people missed the glaring “SATIRE” tag which preceded...

YEAR IN REVIEW: TheRalphRetort.com’s Top Stories of 2015

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone. I hope your holidays are going as well as mine. Of course, if you’ve been reading the site lately, you know that my big day is going to be on December 30th when I touch down in London, but still, there’s...

SATIRE: Obama Administration Makes NORAD Quit Tracking Santa, Citing Separation of Church & State

Social Justice lunatics finally got their way today, after Obama quickly folded after being pressed by the Twitter campaign using the hashtag #NoMoreStateSanta. Santa doing a dry run was taken out by NORAD. Christmas is canceled. https://t.co/5KBGzjYnig — Greg Kopycinski (@GregKope) December 23, 2015 It...

#BlackLivesMatter Hooligans Storm Mall of America Despite Court Order to Cancel

Another day, another chimpout with complete disrespect for due process.  Today it’s the BLM thugs raiding the Mall of America after a judge taught them that no, the first amendment doesn’t guarantee one’s freedom of speech on private property. Police illegally and unjustly blocking protestors...

“MISANDRY’S HERE TO STAY”: VICE Confirms They’re Anti-Men Scumbags

Sometimes you see a column so brazen that you think it must be a joke. That’s what happened to me early this morning when I was reading a recent piece from VICE titled: The Year in Male Tears. I kept thinking this must be some kind...

Harvard Issues Half-Assed Apology For “Holiday Social Justice Placemats”

Yesterday, I reported on the holiday social justice placemats at Harvard, where the school’s diversity office printed and distributed neo-Marxist propaganda to the students. Today came with a surprise. Thanks to the big hitters like Campus Reform and Breitbart picking up the story, Harvard was...

Leftist New Media Recommends ‘Unfriending’ All Trump Supporters

Ho ho ho. Remember the days of the #GamerGate autoblocker? Well, I guess the blocklist is still around, but I haven’t really heard much about drama surrounding it lately. Don’t worry, the left is now pushing a new divisive tactic; eliminating all Trump supporters from...

Majority of Young Women Not Falling For Clinton’s Gender Politics

After reading all the campus whackos and seeing anti-GamerGate loonies running rampant on Twitter the past year, sometimes it feels as if the entire Millennial generation has been indoctrinated by identity politics. We hear things like accusations of “white privilege”, or someone being called racist...

Black Protester Demands Chicago Police Be DEFUNDED

Have you ever witnessed such a staggering display of retardation, that you were worried it might be contagious? I think what I just witnessed was more like a mental-blackhole. This young protestor from Chicago went on MSNBC to demand that the entire police department be...

Tauriq Moosa Unleashes The Salt, Cries Victim

Oh, the chuckles keep on pouring in. This one is an instant classic. Remember when I posted the video of the landwhale from the Association for Progressive Communications at the 2015 Internet Governance Forum conference in Brazil? She was freaking out about our supposed “cyber...

Google Exec Calling For ‘Hate-Speech Spell Checker’ BTFO By Google’s Policy Analyst

Oh, this is too ironic. Earlier today I posted a rather detailed break-down of the Internet Governance Forum’s recent panel they held, on whether they should censor the internet to protect women’s feelings or not. Many of the panelists blew them the fuck out of...

Rad Fems Complains About GamerGate Hashtag Raid To Internet Governance Forum

Nov. 11, 2015: IGF2015 Best Practice Forum João Pessoa, Brazil Some of you may be familiar with the Internet Governance Forum coverage I’ve been providing here on The Ralph, but I’m gonna start off with an overview of the past two months, anyway. Just so...

#AlisonCrime: Have you seen this dead couple?

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent #GamerGate. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended. Feel...

Banning The Confederate Flag Opened Pandora’s Box

Remember back when the Confederate flag was essentially banned by SJWs  earlier this year? At the time, many of us said that if we let them start erasing history, it will open Pandora’s box. Of course, the social justice warriors lied and claimed that they...

Rape Capital of the West Sweden To Hand Out Feminist Propaganda to Every 16-Year-Old

Just when Britain drops feminism from A-level Politics, Sweden decided it needs to pick up the slack by providing every single 16-year-old with a free copy of We Should All Be Feminists by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.  The essay is being handed out by the Swedish Women’s...

Lunch Lady Fired For ‘Liking’ a Pic of a Dog in a Burka

I’ve been having a blast reading all the campus craziness lately… But while I was searching for some good chuckles, I came across one of those rare stories that wiped the grin right off my face. As I read, my stomach knotted up. Express.co.uk informs...