Category: The Political Battlefield

Now Even Mourning For France Is Racist

Marxists hate Western society just as much as the Islamic State, and after the horrific attack in Paris, their true colors are vividly apparent. The ultra-progressive Seattle newspaper, The Stranger, ran an incredibly misguided manifesto titled: Why Putting the French Flag on the Space Needle...

Paris Attacks: 310 Days of Illusion

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent #GamerGate. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended. Feel...

#FuckParis & Dartmouth Mob Shows #BlackLivesMatter Is a Disgusting Movement

I’ve always had my doubts about the #BlackLivesMatter (BLM) movement. On the face of it, I agree, there are problems with police brutality here in the United States. But it’s not just against black people, as I myself have been roughed up by overzealous police...

Don’t Let Murderous Scum Change What It Means To Be a Westerner

I understand the extreme reaction to last night’s events in Paris, believe me. Lots of people instinctively want to strike back against the people and ideologies responsible for the terror, and I agree with them. But when you completely demonize a couple billion people? That...

Thoughts On The GOP Debate From Last Night, Plus The AfterShot Post Show

I ended up streaming the GOP debate last night with WildGoose and Co-Host Nora. We had a pretty good time over on Streamup, with about 50-60 of our friends. The debate itself wasn’t too exciting, but I felt like it was better than the last...

Houston Ordinance to Force Women to Allow Men Into Bathrooms Fails Spectacularly

Well, at least according to early results, Houston’s highly controversial proposal to force any public bathroom to allow anyone who simply “self identifies as a woman” in has been blown the fuck out. I had first heard about the drama about a month ago when...

The Next Progressive Cause: Letting Immigrants Run For President

According to a growing movement which was covered by The Young Turks recently, the constitution is outdated and racist because it bans citizens from running for president unless they were “natural-born”.  Apparently to progressives, it’s incredibly racist to question if someone born in China to...

College Admin Shreds Constitution Because It’s “Triggering”

I’m sure all readers of The Ralph Retort know that the progressive elements that dominate academia despise our great constitution, but knowing something and proving something are different animals. A brilliant Poe’s law performance was given recently by an undercover journalist wherein she pretended that...

Trump’s not a True Conservative but That’s Why I Like Him so Much

The Wall Street Journal has a new poll out that’s rather interesting, as it sheds light on the demographic breakdown of the two leading Republican nominees. (click to enlarge) I knew that Trump and Carson are both not the establishment’s picks and are considered political...

TheRalph & The Donald Trigger Movie Slob & Zoe “Five Guys” Quinn

If you watched the video I did on the QueenyMartha situation, then you know the tweet I made last night to Donald Trump has gotten a lot of attention. I’m not sure how it happened, since I was kinda just fucking around in the first...

Thoughts on QueenyMartha Leaving GamerGate

What is up loyal readers! Thanks for not abandoning me haha, I know posting has been slow as hell the last week or so. But, you know how it goes. Sometimes life catches up to you. Before I get to the next story, I want...

Politically Correct Culture is Killing America

OK, I realize I’m late as fuck on this reference. Oh well. It isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last. But I simply have to write something about this dumbass from The Telegraph who has a theory about air-conditioning being misogynist. I...

Mainstream Media Rushes To Denounce Trump as Sexist Following GOP Debate

Well, I just go through watching the GOP debate a few minutes ago, and it pretty much lived up to expectations. The second half was a little more ho-hum, but that first hour, and especially that first half hour, were fucking bonkers. They had a...

SAME OLD, SAME OLD: Gawker’s Bully Boy Biddle Publishes Donald Trump’s Cell Number

OK, first off, lemme say this. As you can tell from the headline, Gawker’s resident bully Sam Biddle has leaked Donald Trump’s phone number on the flagship site. The thing is, most of us know that Trump did this to a rival politician just a...

Can’t Stump The Trump

Good morning afternoon, readers. I’m here with a fresh slate of material, but I’m going to start off with something a little different. I want to talk about politics. More specifically, I want to talk about Donald Trump. Like most of you here in the...

Zoe’s Congresswoman Pops Off Once Again, Calls Self Proud SJW While Trolling GG

I have no idea what this idiot congresswoman from Massachusetts is trying to do, but I do have to admit, it’s quite amusing. For some reason, she decided to troll GamerGate earlier today. I’m not sure what sparked it. Maybe it was the Ellen Pao...