COLD-HEARTED: Twitter Lays Off Staff in The Worst Ways Possible

Finally got back from the passport office yesterday. It went smoothly, other…

#PissForEquality Shows Modern Feminism is Nothing but a Punchline

Someone showed me a new hashtag last night. It’s called #PissForEquality, and…

REPORT: Twitter to Remove Interim From Jack Dorsey’s CEO Title

While I was sitting here waiting on my Twitter ban to expire,…

SEE YA, SICKO: Self-Admitted Sex Abuser Lena Dunham Leaves Twitter Like the Coward She Truly Is

Before I go play NBA 2K16 for a bit, I wanted to…

On My New Twitter Temp Ban, LeoLoser & His Lies, & the LIVE Show Later Today

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another day of TheRalphRetort.com.…

On Nyberg, Twitter Bans, & The Fantastical Claim About Me Controlling Izzy Galvez

You know what’s funny? Some people don’t care to read and understand…

The Daily Beast Goes #FullMcIntosh Over Ice-T’s Anti-Media Twitter Smackdown

I’ve been fucking around on Twitter for the past couple hours. During…

Srhbutts Continues Witch-Hunt…& Gets Help From Twitter

The last time we talked about Sarah “Butts” Nyberg (@srhbutts), she was…

TAILSPIN CONTINUES: Twitter Stock Value Falls 12%, Now Lower Than IPO Price

What’s up loyal readers? I’m back with a full slate of material…

Hashtag Stalking Ex-GamerGate’r KachoArinoDesu Is the Most Pathetic Man on Twitter

OK, let’s talk about that third-party troll shit I teased yesterday afternoon.…

VICTIM BUX STUNT: Wu “Leaves” Twitter Over SPJ AirPlay

We talked about attention whores early this morning. I said that Zoe…

SWERVE: Suey Park Slams Outrage Culture. Has She Turned Like Ian Miles Cheong? (UPDATE)

Some days, my Twitter addiction is rewarded. Not only do we have…

Twitter Hits: The Donald Trolls Gawker & GitHub Loses It’s Fucking Mind

What the fuck is up, people? No LIVE show today, but we…

TWITTER IN TURMOIL: Internal Struggles Threaten Company’s Future

As you might know, we’ve dedicated a lot of space to Twitter…