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Tumblr Goes Full Nutso About “White-Washing” of Overwatch’s Symmetra

It’s been awhile since I’ve gotten to talk about SJWs sperging out about video games, so let’s hit one of those tales up for old time’s sake, shall we? This one concerns Overwatch and a Halloween skin released for the Symmetra character. I’ve never played...

Tumblr Threw a Feminist Party at SXSW, Because of Course They Did

I have a Tumblr that I often forget to post my articles on. I’ve just never been a big fan of their service, really, although I do snag some great pictures and gifs from there off Google search, from time to time. As most of...

Dolezal is Back: Salon Slams The Guardian & Vice For Taking Her Pity Party Seriously

The left seems to be collapsing under the weight of its own stupidity, and it’s rapidly approaching critical mass. But whereas a star is able to naturally transition from a red dwarf to a white dwarf with grace, a white person can’t magically become black....

Don’t Wanna Bang a Trap? You’re an Evil Bigot.

The Mirror has officially jumped the fucking shark. Now they’re openly shaming people for being straight. And by people, I mean men and boys (duh). Transgender teens Claire, Devon, Arin and Katie have set out to expose the harsh reality of modern, teen relationships. Appearing...

SJWs Continue Bullying Steven Universe Fan Artist as She Releases Heartbreaking Video

I’m actually listening to Zamii’s new video as I write this, and it’s seriously one of the most fucked up things I’ve heard in a long while. People have been contacting her and her family since she came out with her last vid, and she...

SJW Thugs Allegedly Bully Steven Universe Fan Artist Into Suicide Attempt

There’s been a lot of talk on Twitter the last couple days about a young Steven Universe fan artist who was allegedly bullied into a suicide attempt by psychotic SJW thugs on Tumblr. Originally, I didn’t want to talk much about it, but I’ve since...

“Ethics-Only” Discussion & a Disgraceful Display By Tumblr SJWs

So, I’ve been up for a few hours, but I decided to argue on Twitter with the “ethics-only” faction of GamerGate that has recently become more hardened. This debate has creeped up before, as I mentioned the other day (great reader editorial as well). But since...

Returning to the Scene of the Crime: Liftshopping Part 2

GUEST EDITORIAL by Candy Jam (Steam) Praise be the sweet buttery baby Jesus, there is sanity. As most readers will know I recently did a hit on the strange nonsense of liftshopping. Well, as it would have it a senpai of mine, Tenaflyviper, shared my article....

Welcome to the World of Liftshopping

Good morning, readers! First off, Milo’s piece should be coming out today (according to Breitbart’s Allum Bokhari). It ended up getting pushed back. We will be talking about it as soon as it hits, as long as I’m awake. So check back for that. This...

Tumblr Rad Fems Hate on Father’s Day

Unlike me, radical feminism never takes a day off. Well, I did get the one post up early this morning, so it wasn’t a full day off. Nevertheless, there’s still a lot to get to. Even though Father’s Day is just about over here on...

Jurassic World’s Chris Pratt Called Out For “Brownface” By Tumblr SJW

EDITOR’S NOTE: This is one of the strangest things I’ve seen in awhile. As most of you know, I reviewed Jurassic World last week. Long story short, I liked it a lot (and might go see it again for kicks). But, never once did I...

Tumblr Favorite John Green Learns the Hard Way: SJWs Eat Their Own

GUEST EDITORIAL by Candy Jam It’s official: we’re living in an era that uses the Salem Witch trials for inspiration. In which no man is safe. Tim Hunt’s “statement” lost the poor man and his wife their livelihood. And now, the once great king of...

EASTER MIRACLE: Mister Metokur Finally Drops Tumblrisms Vid

I’m working on two other stories at the moment, but I figured I could write this update about Mister Metokur‘s (formerly Internet Aristocrat) new video. It’s the (very) long awaited new installment in his Tumblrisms series. I’ve only watched the first five minutes, but it’s...