The other day I had a great time trolling Charlie Gasperino over on Twitter. The funny thing is, I used to see him on CNBC all the time back when I used to watch the network. Now, I hardly watch cable news at all, but back then it was a daily occurrence. Two things struck me about Mr. Gasperino. One, he was an idiot. Two, he was a loud-mouthed New Yorker who only had a job due to that fact. In a just world, he would be reduced to selling fake Rolex watches in Times Square. But, alas, the world isn’t always just. So, we’ll just have to settle for him getting his shit pushed in daily on Twitter.com.
HAHAHA fuck, you're really dumb. I feel like I'm bullying a member of the short bus crew. You know that hat is a fake, right? https://t.co/aR1kPQVTex
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) November 7, 2016
.@CGasparino Maybe you should learn to read, pal. Cable is (thankfully) dying and days are numbered for blowhards like you. pic.twitter.com/LL3oZy3HJ6
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) November 7, 2016
Today, he decided to take on Mike Cernovich (who’s new movie I will be reviewing tonight). That turned out to be a mistake, because as I said, Charlie is an idiot.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/796438444922679296
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/796457962659119104
I, for one, would be willing to pony up at least $30 to see Mr. Gasbagerino get the ass-kicking he so richly deserves.
