We’ve talked about lists of demands plenty of time here on TheRalphRetort.com. Sometimes, they’re from dumbass college students who think they’re the successors of 1960’s protesters, other times it’s from #BlackLivesMatter. Today, we’re going to talk about the demands being issued from the “Charlotte Uprising” idiot brigade. I say idiots, because every single piece of evidence released so far seems to show that police acted appropriately in the Keith Scott shooting. I say seems, because there’s still enough doubt to leave the door open…very slightly. But these people acting like it’s a foregone conclusion that he was the victim of a trigger-happy cop is ridiculous when everything I’ve seen leads me to believe exactly the opposite.

When you start to look at the motives of grifters, though, things become a bit more clear. We talked about DeRay McKesson the other day, if you’ll recall. I noted that he has zero motivation to come up with real solutions and actually help solve some of the problems we see. Why? Because if the issues actually got solved he would be off the George Soros gravy train. So he hypes up every police shooting while encouraging people to riot. That’s his game. He’s not the only one, either.

The Charlotte goons are taking their cues from “leaders” like McKesson. Take a look at this absurd list of demands

1. THE IMMEDIATE END TO THE STATE OF EMERGENCY, CURFEW & THE REMOVAL OF THE NATIONAL GUARD

2. THE IMMEDIATE DEMILITARIZATION OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND THE IMMEDIATE RETURN OF ALL MILITARY EQUIPMENT

3. THE DEFUNDING OF THE POLICE  DEPARTMENT (2017 Budget: $246,644,617) AND THE REDIRECTION OF THOSE RESOURCES TO THE NEEDS OF OUR COMMUNITIES (INCLUDING RESOURCES FOR JOBS PROGRAMS, AFFORDABLE QUALITY HOUSING, TRANSPORTATION, HOLISTIC HEALTH AND QUALITY SCHOOLS)

4. AN INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION INTO THE KILLING OF KEITH L. SCOTT AND AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CHARLOTTE MECKLENBURG POLICE DEPARTMENT BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE  AND A FREEZE ON THE NEARLY 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS AWARDED IN FEDERAL GRANTS ANNUALLY TO THE DEPARTMENT

5. A RELEASE OF THE POLICE REPORT AND BODY CAMERA FOOTAGE CONNECTED WITH THE KILLING OF KEITH L. SCOTT  & ALL OTHER KILLINGS TO THE PUBLIC AND IMMEDIATELY REPEAL OF HB 972, WHICH RESTRICTS THE ABILITY OF THE PUBLIC TO ACCESS POLICE BODY CAMERA FOOTAGE

6. THE IMMEDIATE AND UNCONDITIONAL RELEASE OF ALL THOSE ARRESTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE UPRISING RESULTING FROM THE KILLING OF KEITH L. SCOTT & THE DROPPING OF ALL CHARGES

7. THE RELEASE OF ALL THE NAMES OF THE OFFICERS INVOLVED IN THE KILLING OF KEITH L. SCOTT TO THE PUBLIC FOLLOWED BY THEIR FIRING, ARREST AND PROSECUTION

8. REPARATIONS FOR THE FAMILY OF KEITH L. SCOTT AND ALL VICTIMS  OF POLICE VIOLENCE AS WELL AS THE FAMILIES OF THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED

9. COMMUNITY CONTROL OF THE POLICE, STARTING WITH THE CREATION OF A CIVILIAN OVERSIGHT BOARD THAT HAS THE POWER TO HIRE AND FIRE OFFICERS, DETERMINE DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS AS WELL AS DICTATE POLICE POLICIES, PRIORITIES, AND BUDGETS. THE BOARD SHALL NOT INCLUDE POLICE REPRESENTATION AND WILL BE CONTROLLED BY COMMUNITIES MOST IMPACTED BY POLICING AND INCARCERATION IN CHARLOTTE.

10. AN END TO THE REPRESSION & TARGETING OF PROTESTORS AND ALL THOSE ENGAGED IN THE CHARLOTTE UPRISING

So, these geniuses want to defund the police but also give retards like themselves control of the same police. That seems logical. Oh, and gibsmedat for the Scott family and all other “victims.” I imagine that list will grow as long as the eye can see, since it’s really all about them getting some money in the first place. Wait, there’s one more thing. These clowns also want all the rioters released and absolved from punishment for their crimes. Rule of law? Who gives a shit!

The whole website is just bizarre and out of touch with even the basic tenets of reality. But then again, we’ve seen this before. It’s like these folks live on an entirely different planet.