Man, this election cycle just keeps getting crazier and crazier. I’ve been on Twitter following the madness for the last few hours, so I figured I might as well come here and write something about it so all that wouldn’t be a complete waste of my time. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve already seen that the Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, just endorsed Donald Trump. Marco Rubio was riding a (supposed) wave of momentum, but Christie came in and knocked the wind out of him…again.
The funniest part about all this, at least for me, was how I predicted the whole thing live on Twitter. When Trump said he had a big announcement planned, I started speculating with someone that perhaps it was going to be him making his vice presidential selection. I thought it would be odd to do that before he even had the nomination wrapped up, but it still entered my mind. I do believe there’s a decent chance Gov. Christie could end up becoming the VP nominee, but that wasn’t what was announced today. Still, I’m going to take credit for it since I was right with my hunch that it was going to have something to do with Christie.
What if Big Chris Christie comes out on stage as Trump's VP pick and just starts laying into Rubio? I would mark out huge.
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
Oh shit, I might have called it. We'll know soon hahahahahah. I'm so excited. https://t.co/00kPTFyUNC
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
(The above shows someone saying they had a source at the rally who was saying there was a Christie endorsement coming.)
WHAT!? THAT'S CHRIS CHRISTIE'S THEME MUSIC!? pic.twitter.com/vq94JFR5oa
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
Rumor has it that Trump's big announcement is a Christie endorsement. Press filing in now… We shall know soon.
— Eye on Politics (@EyeOnPolitics) February 26, 2016
I was on it early. Not to toot my own horn…but TOOT TOOT!@SawmillLoris
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
If the rumors of what Trump is announcing are true–Chris Christie REALLY doesn't like Marco Rubio.
— Michael Shure (@michaelshure) February 26, 2016
CHRISTIE ENDORSES #TRUMP
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/Draconis/status/703275982648573952
BWAHAHAHAHA I CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKERS
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
Yes, I called it…although it wasn’t perfect. That was just the beginning of the fun, though. No one can land attacks quite like Chris Christie. He immediately started laying into Rubio…
"Desperate people do desperate things." Christie on Rubio's #Trump attacks
LOL
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
"I'm a former federal prosecutor, bitch. You can't tell me shit."
Me paraphrasing Chris Christie
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
"POTUS is not a no-show job like you treated the Senate." – Christie to Rubio #Trump
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
Not only that, but the Republican establishment completely lost their shit over this whole thing. They’re still sperging out now, by the way. Here’s a selection of some of the saltiest tweets:
LOL the GOPe is fucking on tilt right right now
This is a Rubio Super PAC guy. #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain pic.twitter.com/EtLqSqpbv0
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
SO FUCKING MAD LEL #Trump pic.twitter.com/u5fDC2kWgE
— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) February 26, 2016
distraught ex-GWB aide: "I'll blackball anyone who works for Christie. No one who stands with Trump gets a dime, or a job, ever."
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) February 26, 2016
Making fun of Christie’s weight was a common theme. I’m sure that will help turn it around for Marco Rubio…
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/703292061538238465
what a complete ass Christie is.. a menace to the party.
— Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) February 26, 2016
Chris Christie, you're nothing to me now. . . I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels . . .
— Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) February 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/703280324692844545
Another weight crack. I could post 2000 of these if I wanted. Pathetic.
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/703279879551361024
https://twitter.com/JayCostTWS/status/703251344501645312
That one was actually before the endorsement, but I had to throw it in anyway.
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/703317683799003136
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/703290300467453952
Actually, it may be sub-par pundits like you who have no future, Erick. I could go on and on for literally days, but I think you get the idea. Will this change the race? Well, Trump is already on top. This should help keep him there while drawing media attention away from Rubio and Cruz all weekend long. Also, expect to see a heavy dose of Chris Christie on your TV screens for the foreseeable future. Trump just got one hell of a surrogate. Keep this in mind as well…
Trump leads in polls today:
Virginia +23
Mass +21
Florida +20
Mich +24
Illinois +17— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) February 26, 2016
There’s already talks of a unified Rubio/Cruz ticket, depending on what happens this Tuesday. I think there may be some merit to that with the way they worked together last night. I don’t think it’s going to make all that much of a difference, though, but we shall see. I do believe that it’s going to take something huge like that to even come close to taking this race away from Trump.
Damn, I really do love presidential election years. There’s nothing quite like it.