Doxx Attempt Ends Badly for 4chan SJWs

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I can’t exactly be accused of writing about sunshine and roses here on the site. But, every once in awhile, a story comes my way that really brightens my spirits. Now, this story isn’t perfect, because it still involves SJW thugs trying to doxx someone. I still think you’ll find it very smile-worthy, though.

As it turns out, not everyone can be harmed by a doxxing. Take yours truly, for example. I could care less if these assholes try to doxx me, or not. It won’t affect my life. Plus, it’s not like I can do anything about it. That’s another reason I don’t worry. Luckily, some people are in a different position. Lots of people have their back…like the FBI and Department of Homeland Security, for example.

You see, when you try to doxx someone who works in the Department of Defense, the Feds do not take that shit lightly. When that person also has a “top secret” security clearance? Well, you end up getting investigated espionage, and possible domestic terrorism. That’s not the spot you want to be in if you’re some guy from 4chan with extremist feminist ties. Hell, it’s not a spot anyone wants to be in, regardless of background. The FBI doesn’t play around.

Here’s a friendly reminder to all you SJW pricks: There’s no parole in the federal penitentiary system. You’re gonna have to do 85% of your time, at least. I hope it was worth it.

See, I told you guys this was going to make you smile.

HILARITY

 

 

 

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UPDATE: Here’s the follow up interview with the source.

 

 

TheRalph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Wisdomcube2000

    🙂

  • Edward

    Hohoho. 😉

  • Chris Leudard

    Karma is a lovely bitch. Seems not only have people left 4chan, but the shills trying to take over it are getting blown the fuck over by those who were decided to stay.

    • Topgeartony

      It’s what happens when moot doesn’t put a leash on his dogs.

      • Tazuren

        W.T. Snacks would’ve never allowed this shit. moot loves the SJWs.

        • Topgeartony

          To be honest I don’t think he does. He’s just buddy, buddy with them so he can get dat venture capitalist money. Which is worse because that means he doesn’t believe in what he did, he just sold his ideals instead.

          • KLLRFRST

            Word has it that he blew all the money he made from 4chan, and is trying to get in good with Leigh and her goons in order to use their connections and rustle up more cash.

            At least SJWs stand behind their bullshit. Moot is just selling out for $$$.

          • Voice of Reason

            Hasn’t Moot been also smitten by some SJW pseudo-journalist for a while now? Money’s a powerful motive, for sure, but pussy’s one hellava drug, nomesayin?

          • KLLRFRST

            I’ve heard rumours that he’s hooked up with some chick linked to Gawker Media (home of SJW havens like Kotaku and Jezebel), but aside from a few photos of them together, I haven’t seen anything solid to confirm if he’s hitting it from the front and back.

            As for the pussy, cock is more my drug of choice. Sorry.

          • Voice of Reason

            Narcotics come in many flavors too, but they all have their junkies.

          • KLLRFRST

            Do you know how hard it is to grind dicks into powder so I can snort it?

          • Voice of Reason

            I heard suppositories make for a quicker and more powerful rush.

          • Ryan Lawson

            Chinese black market sell that.

          • Sutzuk ibn Loukoum

            So you are the guy making all these threads…

    • KLLRFRST

      The silver lining to the SJWs taking over 4chan is that they took out the biggest weapon they used against us. Now they can’t say “but…but…4CHAN!” anytime they want to dismiss GG.

  • Bbut patriarchy

    Tippity toppity kek

  • Jess

    Hooray!

  • Bob Cu

    BTFO

  • Andrew ‘Wolfie’ Woolford

    HAHAHAHAHA Find me the embodiment of Karma so I can kiss that bitch! Even if she’s a freaking dude, this is too glorious! TOO FUCKING GLORIOUS! Tell your contact they’re fucking AWESOME!

  • Benji Dodds

    Woooooow. I think I just about died laughing.

  • Brit Bong

    Well.
    That’s how it should go for ANYone who tries to doxx someone.
    Don’t care who they’re in support of.
    I’m really glad to read about this.

  • E-Bon

    Good.

  • NotoriousPAT
  • Topgeartony

    HA. SJW’s getting rekt. Tell me what prisons like bitches.

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KJ_YTRNU-cY/mqdefault.jpg

    • Falconfly

      A weaboo is a retard. How surprising/sarcasm

      • Voice of Reason

        I smell butthurt.

        • Falconfly

          I see butthurt. And a possible sockpuppet.

          • Why don’t you Falconfly back over to 4chan, and your SJW overlords?

          • Falconfly

            Did you let your 12 year old sibling into the keyboard or that’s really you?

          • Voice of Reason

            Was that a “NO U” retort?

          • GS Talbert

            Falconfly, lol.

      • Topgeartony

        Dat tryhard attempt. It’s ok we have thick skins over here we can take your bullshit. Shill all you want.

        • Falconfly

          If you had thickskins, you wouldn’t deliberately divert your butthurt away by “shill all you want” 🙂

          • Topgeartony

            No really keep replying too me. I have all the time in the world. Don’t worry about my butt. I have enough Aloe Vera to last me a while.

            So what was it you were bumping your gums about? Sink all you want, skin’s too tough for you.

          • GS Talbert

            Topgear, your post. That was a lot of butthurt.

          • Topgeartony

            Uh huh. I’m guess we pull our definitions from different places.

          • GS Talbert

            Yes, you from your butthurt ass. Me from your post.

          • Topgeartony

            Aww, you’re still trying. Cute.

          • GS Talbert

            lol, no here there was no try as it was done 😉

          • Topgeartony

            Mate replying to you takes no effort. So you know, what ever keeps you coming back.

            Maybe we’ll actually get somewhere.

          • GS Talbert

            It’s not about the effort lol XD

          • Topgeartony

            It’s about the trolls and keeping the other coming back. So you gonna reply to this one mate?

            Of course you are.

          • GS Talbert

            “It’s about the trolls and keeping the other coming back.”

            No, it’s not about the effort b/c riposting your posts requires none. lol XD

          • Topgeartony

            And you’re going to reply too this as well 😉

          • GS Talbert
          • Topgeartony

            K. Bye

          • GS Talbert

            au revoir mon cher, au revoir

          • Topgeartony

            Heol fawr

          • There’s no reasoning with overly sensitive SJWs.

          • Topgeartony

            I know. But I have a carrot on a string and he keeps going for it. Let him tire himself out.

          • A Cat

            wtf is your avatar? lol

  • F.B.I. Doxx King

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kids. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” article was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiots. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddos.

    • Joselyn Palmer

      Is gorilla warfare when you strap mortars to the backs of primates and have them storm the enemy?

      • Donger

        dude, not mortars, *claayyyyymores*

      • Ryan Lawson

        Them woods…they’re in it boss.

    • Mr.Penguin

      Gorilla warfare? Dian Fossey would be pissed.

  • Mephisto

    Excellent 🙂

  • Thanatos2k

    Hope they find the fools. And shame them publicly.

    • Falconfly

      My, aren’t you quite justification for the doxxing sjws to exist.

      • Thanatos2k

        Sorry, once you commit a crime your right to anonymity goes out the window.

  • MightyTorgo

    Please follow up on this. I’m curious to see how it all turns out.

  • BagofHammers

    Since it’s being investigated and now most likely of public record, do we have the identities of these idiots yet? Please follow up on this one.

    • kibu

      If it’s currently being investigated, then they wouldn’t release anything until charges had been filed, or something updated. Least that’s how it’s always worked with the press.

      • Arbite

        And chances are whoever replaces Holder will quash the prosecution given the chance. Assuming this is real. So either way we’re not gonna get confirmation.

    • Falconfly

      So basically you admit you want to do the exact same thing as they did.

      • BagofHammers

        I would like to know who did it and if charges are being filed yes. If the story is true, Then they committed an illegal act and should be charged.

  • RoscoePaterson

    Ralph I like your site and articles, but for the love of Christ, have somebody proofread stuff before you put it up.

    Your = Possesive
    You’re = You are

    • I don’t have an editor. If you want the position, it comes with no pay and no benefits. I’m fully aware of the differences between the words. Your condescension is not doing you any favors here.

      • RoscoePaterson

        Sorry man. Not trying to be condescending. I just foresee SJWs and potential converts dismissing entire articles and making assumptions about your overall content due to grammatical mistakes…. Although, I guess SJW’s have probably already made their minds up.

        • Pepper

          It will just be hypocritical on their part if they constantly spell Base Mom’s name wrong and fails to correct it.

        • It’s cool man lol.

      • Guest

        You’ve probably received plenty of offers already, but on the off-chance you haven’t, I’ll help you with editing. I’ll do it for virtual hot pockets. Send me a DM @greyaesthetic if you’re interested and we can work out details. You’re doing great work and I’ll be selfishly honest that being any kind of small help here would be a phenomenal privilege for me. A privilege I would check daily, of course.

      • LongLiveGamerGate

        Hey dude if you need help with anything feel free to contact me. I am actually looking for a way to get more involved with GG related stuff beyond just leaving angry comments around lol.

      • FloodGate

        IRL freelance editor and former journalist here. Ralph, if you ever need anything proofread, I’d be happy to look over any articles and fix them up for you. Just keep up the good work!

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  • SiliconNooB

    That’s epic!

  • Guest

    this is great if it’s true but we need to wait for confirmation before celebrating.

  • Pepper

    IT’S PAEFACTO -insert evil laugh here-
    http://i.imgur.com/eEiOO.png

  • Junoh315

    They tried doxxing someone that has friends in high places. Not a good idea.

  • KLLRFRST

    I can’t wait until SJWs start posting their butthurt all over Twitter: “How dare the government punish us for doxing a government agent for not agreeing with us! MISOGYNY!”

    • Phasmatis75

      They haven’t already?

    • Voice of Reason

      I’m surprised that the government agent wasn’t thrown out for “subversive” views before this drama. The Obama Administration just loves to eat feminist flange-meats.

  • Etherlad .

    >It’s in an email so it must be true
    >Doxxing is not illegal by US law unless it contains illegaly aquired Information
    >Over a Million People in the USA have TS and nobody cares.
    >The person who wrote this Email knows nothing.

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  • Gullible

    #thathappened

  • Maharaja Crawford

    God I hope this is true!!!!

  • Luis Eduardo

    yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
    SHUT DOWN HALFCHAN

  • Kyle W

    See now, THIS is something I’d like you to look into, if possible, Ralph. Jonjon posted this about adding additional security because of #Gamergate-

    http://www.jonjones.com/2014/10/02/gamergatesurvivalguide/

    In it, he makes a comment that ‘both sides’ have been suffering such things. Yet… who on the pro-GG side has been doing this kind of stuff? I was hacked yesterday & someone tried to steal $700 from my bank account, less than 12hrs after I purchased Postal2 from Running With Scissors via Humble Bundle. Coincidence? I doubt it.

    But I have *never* seen any reports of that happening to the Anti-GG side. Did I miss something? :-/

  • bork bork bork

    THE FBI IS MISOGEENEEE AND ANTI-FEMINIST

  • Magnus Opum

    If one wanted to keep a look out to see if this story is true what sort of news sources would I have to keep a close eye on? If this is true, it would be nice to keep it bookmarked, just in case.
    Questions aside, I hope this SJW 4channer gets whats coming to him or her. Doxxing is not okay and needs to be met with legal recourse when possible,

    • Voice of Reason

      “…Him or her…” I’m 95% certain the doxxer was a male.

      I have noticed that, quite ironically, feminists are guilty of perpetuating traditional gender roles within their own community. The females tend to fall on their fainting couches whenever they’re triggered by dissenting opinions, and the males immediately mount their trusted steeds and race to the battlefield, doing all of the risky, complicated, and dirty work for her mythological “honor.”

  • Michieie

    Holy shit, as if we needed more confirmation that feminists and SJW are retarded.

  • Guest

    Someone sent an email, so it must be true.

  • Falconfly

    So fascism wins. How cute.

    • Voice of Reason

      …against fascist feminists.

      In which direction can you wag your holy finger without looking like a hypocrite?

      • Falconfly

        If you think people that do what 4chan has ALWAYS done is “fascism”, boy are you the hypocrite here.

        • Voice of Reason

          Funny, I don’t remember 4Channers (before the SJW take-over) being big proponents for censorship and blacklisting, which is the MO of the SJW scene.

  • Jay

    *ahem*

    I should have added this a while back but I will here.

    JAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!

    *snort*

    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

  • Javier Vega

    Best Bait Trolling ever!!!

  • A Real Libertarian

    I have this little fantasy that they attempted to doxx IA and that his day job is commanding the SEAL Team Six squadron that took out Bin Laden.

    Because honestly, imagine how well the movement containing Devin “I respect ISIS” Faraci would look saying “we know where you live” to the man who shot Bin Laden in the face.

    Ah, I can dream can’t I?

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  • Erik Wedin

    Hahaha thats like Doxxing Liam Neesons “Taken” character
    (phone voice) “I will find you…”

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  • Holy fucking shit. Of all the ways you could fuck up, this has to be the greatest.

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  • A Cat

    The law, bitches. The law. It’s all fun and games until somebody pisses off homeland security. Then your asshole is public property :3

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