Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny – TheRalphRetort.com

Emma Watson Talks About How Animals Make Her Horny

This is one of the weirder stories I’ve seen lately, which is saying quite a lot. Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame, is playing one of the lead roles in the new live action Beauty and the Beast film. I hadn’t planned on seeing it as it’s not really my type of fair. Plus, I got free tickets to see The Zookeeper’s Wife this weekend, so I think that’s enough sappy material to last me for the entirety of spring. Still, Ms. Watson has some ideas on how to bring out more moviegoers.

Appeal to the furry community!

Yea, I don’t really know how to describe her latest comments other than to call them bizarre.

Well, that might be where you’re at, Emma, but I don’t think most of us are there quite yet. In fact, I can’t think of one single animal that I ever found “hot.”

Also, she seems to think the Beast character from the movie is more attractive when he’s in Beast form.

“There’s something a bit sad about when he transforms. You’re like a bit…oh…ok, you were quite nice before. He’s hot. The beast is hot.”

Uhhhh, yea. I’m pretty sure this movie is going to make a ton of money regardless, but I just thought it was worth pointing out that Emma Watson seems to get moist at the thought of fucking animals.

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  • Iveski G Incognitius

    I wonder if some enterprising journalist will start looking into how much peanut butter she buys.

    Out of curiosity, I discovered you can order it by the metric ton on Alibaba.

  • Emil Åslund
  • Audrius Kliukas

    Oh Emma, what have you become. From sweetheart witch in Harry Potter to feminazi who finds this ungodly monstrosity “hot”.

    • Technically Aslan would be a “Godly” monstrosity.

  • Typical

    Feminism yo, she’s free to fuck dogs if she wants. You male pigs should check yo privilege yo. lol

    • Fuck DOGS? What’s wrong with you, that’s disgusting. She wants to fuck lions. It’s completely different.

      • Typical

        really, if we are being completely, totally clear, it’s lions and beasts of indeterminate species. kek.

  • Mr0303

    I guess with her new feminist outlook only beasts will approach her for sexual favours.

    • Typical

      I have real issue with her playing a role of beauty. She’s average at best, every shot is so over white balanced to mask her freckles she looks like a dirty ginger.

  • Just Me

    As a kid I found Cheetara from Thundercats hot. Should I be worried?

  • BadWhisky

    Ohhhhhkkkkkkkaaaaayyyy….. Not sure where to file that one, Bet I could guess where her internet porn fix lies……

  • Tímea Kovács

    Yeah, she said hot, and everybody is like, oh she wanna fuck animals. That was not my first thought. God! What are you guys??? What kind of perverts? Jeeez

  • Madam Kuru
  • Maintenance Renegade

    Degenerate.

  • msieng

    I dont think she is responding to the animal as much as as she is the alpha. This is the tell that shows feminism is a political construct and not a natural one.

    • F Harper

      My thoughts exactly. The patriarchy is nothing more or less than an external projection of evolved drives within the female psyche. Women have been taught that it is wrong to want a capable male protector and provider, so they twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain why their own desires are somehow forced upon them, when quite the opposite is true.

      Essentially, the 10-15% of women (don’t quote me on that, but it’s likely in the ballpark) who have the more masculine quality of being driven to succeed in a career and bring in their own resources, often found themselves stymied by pre-modern social conventions. They then sought to normalize their oddness, reasoning that their perspective was the correct and healthy one. What followed was the denigration of the traditional role of women as homemakers, and then the demonization of men as oppressors.

  • Paul

    I was going to see Beauty and the Beast, at least until I found out that Emma wasn’t playing the beast.

  • Jaime Osbourn

    All feminists tend to be sexual deviants or perverts, why should she be any different?

  • I don’t know man, them Orca Whales are damn sexy.

  • Jason Eastwood

    This would be a whole different discussion if she was a man and said that she finds children hot.