FAREWELL TO FREEDOM BEGINS: More Posts, More Videos, More Everything...Starting Tomorrow Evening

FAREWELL TO FREEDOM BEGINS: More Posts, More Videos, More Everything…Starting Tomorrow Evening

Tomorrow afternoon, things will get back to a more regular schedule. I will have 74 days until my farewell to freedom and I plan to make the most of them. Look for more videos, articles, and anything else I can think of. I don’t want to waste a single second. Even though I (and others) will continue to update this site while I’m gone, I want to take advantage of every second of freedom.

Thank you all for bearing with me over the last couple weeks. I still got a couple things done here and there, but I wanted to make the most of the time I had to spend with my new wife. She’s headed back to the United Kingdom tomorrow morning, and as you might be able to guess, it will probably be awhile before I get to see her again. So, some savoring of our time together was in order.

The last stretch before I’m able to put this bullshit behind me soon begins. I appreciate all the support I’ve received over the last eight months, and in the aftermath of my recent wedding. I want to reiterate just how much it means to me. And now, let’s have a shitload of fun before that bell tolls on June 26th.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    I’ll try to write some more pieces for the site while you’re away assuming it’s still open, maybe help you keep the traffic up a little bit until next year. Things are pretty rough on my end at the moment though, had a really well paying but chickenshit contract just go up in smoke that I really needed to make work for another month or two at a minimum. Now I have to break a lease, forfeit a deposit and travel across the damned country again in my rattletrap vehicle that honestly needs about a grand worth of parts I can’t currently afford.

    It may very well be sometime in May before I even have an appropriate place to unpack and setup my proper computer again. Till then all I’ll be working with a portable device I make a point not to associate with this persona.

    Best of luck to you in the year ahead Ralph, it kind of feels like everything we’ve all worked on for the last three years has been a partially successful rearguard action at best. We’re still better off than if we never tried but it feels like more of us are hitting the ends of our ropes every day now.

  • Kek Wills It

    Start taking HIV medication now, before Tyrone makes you his bitch 😉

  • DV

    Marriage? WTF?…I kid Ralph. Congratulations again to you and Nora. My health problems are in the rear view mirror and I should be back from my internet lent break Monday. So I’ll be here and be plugging the site again soon.

  • GuitarAnthony

    Hellraising.

    Don’t forget the hellraising.

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