Sorry for the slow posting today, but my dog is actually dying, so I’ve been kinda busy. I hate to “pull a Wu,” but that’s actually happening, so it is what it is lol. Also, I don’t begrudge anyone an attachment to their pets, even an unstable bully like Brianna. Also, I will give her some small credit for not spreading that obvious “Ralph paid for a swatting” libel. Randi Harper and Sarah Butts, on the other hand, showed that they are the lowest of the low over the last couple days.

Anyway, since I don’t have time to do a full column until after I go take care of all of this, I figured I would do some type of feature just to open up a thread for discussion. I’ll call it the Twitter Blitz. What I’m going to do is, take some of the top tweets I’ve seen today and put them here in a thread. You can comment on them below, or just scroll through and catch up a little bit. Your choice.

https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/569873459221803008

https://twitter.com/geekbrat/status/569932930727878656

https://twitter.com/thewtfmagazine/status/569927320062066689

https://twitter.com/SomeKindaBoogin/status/569896365385515008

https://twitter.com/SpaceMidget75/status/569894413444509696

https://twitter.com/AshPnX/status/569883840778342401

https://twitter.com/ramzaruglia/status/569881665427746816

https://twitter.com/Ash_Effect/status/569881301739655168

https://twitter.com/dalegoodridge/status/569879722668077056

https://twitter.com/HiddenTara/status/569865630255443968

https://twitter.com/voxday/status/569860780335734784

https://twitter.com/_RogueSt4r/status/569931299508649984

https://twitter.com/Rob_Simple/status/569854053905240064

https://twitter.com/WishiwasArcher/status/569837984851193856

https://twitter.com/InvisibleJimBSH/status/569837613500239872

 

I’ll be back the evening with more. Thanks for reading, and hopefully enjoying, TheRalphRetort.com.