Joss Whedon Says He’s “Broken” in Wake of Trump Victories

Joss Whedon

I’m kind of on a semi-vacation until February 19th, as my fiancee is here in the United States visiting me (which you saw if you watched our All-Star stream last night). But that’s not going to completely stop me from weighing in, especially when I see something this funny.

In the wake of President’s Trump victories, Joss Whedon has finally realized how impotent him and his celebrity cohort really are. As it turns out, most people don’t care what Hollywood multimillionaires have to say about politics, unless of course it concerns laughing at their self-importance. This has hit Mr. Whedon like a ton of bricks. I guess that Buffy the Vampire Slayer political capital doesn’t go quite as far as it used to (hint: it never went very far in the first place).

I, for one, welcome more celebrity blowhards coming to this realization. Sad, broken, and pathetic…just how I like to see most of them in the first place.

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Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • tz1

    In today’s society, we discard what is broken instead of fixing it.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    In the digital age Hollywoo celebutards have given up even more of their privacy and dignity than ever before as they compete against one another for attention, peer acceptance and visibility. Familiarity breeds contempt and the more times you put yourself out there the more opportunities you’re just giving everyone to decide they hate you.

  • Grust
  • Kellen Joel

    BWAHAHAHAHA! That’s fucking hilarious, considering that feminists still toss Joss under the bus!

  • Danlantic

    In the last couple episodes of Angel Angel was pretending to join a special circle of evil. One of them was a middle aged blonde running for president. In one episode she needed Angel to plant pedophile evidence on an opponent. While doing that she said, “I didn’t claw my way up from Hell to be defeated by some namby-pamby do-gooder.” I couldn’t think of anyone the character could be except Hillary.

    (Spike killed her with a battle-ax.)

    • Maintenance Renegade

      This is where Joss once became so baffling to me. Just look at Firefly and it’s pretty much a 180 from everything he’s ever publicly professed himself to believe politically since then. It did indeed used to baffle me up to 2014 but I’ve realized since then where the left become totally crippled and it’s meaningless miniscule social wedge issues. They’ve been convinced that tranny rights matter more than the fate of entire economic classes or nations do for instance, or even of just the basic right to speak reality without being jailed for it.

      The politics of feeling and caring are truly insidious. Never let them in.

  • That Guy Who Goes There
    • That Guy Who Goes There

      I always liked that picture of Jeb on the milk carton.

  • Mr0303

    He was never functioning properly to begin with. Cry some more, Joss – it’s fun to watch you terrible people squirm.

  • StephaneDumas

    Joss Whelden had became the “Joss Wheldenpuff” (Whelden+Trigglypuff). 😉

  • SheilaK

    WTF is wrong with these people? Are they really THAT weak and unable to cope with life? I mean, really. This is a result of a generation or two never learning what it is to ‘lose’ or not get what they want. Holy shit, get your pecker up man!