EDITOR’S NOTE: After I wrote an article on Bryan “KingOfPol” Dunn back in September, his girlfriend Sarah Torrent sent me a direct message on Twitter. She wanted to know what she could do to get his real name taken off the title of the post. I told her that it was simple: tell me the story you’ve been spreading around about Andrew “weev” Auernheimer in private on the record so I could publish it. I like weev a lot, personally, and have nothing against him whatsoever. I just wanted a story, since that’s what I do. She agreed. I sent her the questions and she sent me back what you’re going to read below. I ended up spiking the article, because she’s just that cool of a person. Honestly, throughout all my time on the internet over the last couple years, I have rarely met someone as genuine as she is.
Unfortunately, her now-fiancé Mr. Dunn is a piece of trash. The other reason I held it, is because he came to me and offered a truce, saying he was worried about what weev might do if he saw this material. I agreed. Well, the lowlife has repeatedly broken this truce over the months, including today. So, I feel like all is fair in love and war. Therefore, it’s time to bring this material to the public. I edited some spelling and capitalization issues. The original is still preserved here on pastebin. You’ll notice the picture at the end with her holding up a note talking about calling out weev. I had her send that to further verify this post.
If you’re lacking in knowledge when it comes to weev or the AT&T hack she talks about, here are some links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weev
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse_Security
http://www.wired.com/2013/03/att-hacker-gets-3-years/
http://www.wired.com/2014/04/att-hacker-conviction-vacated/
I wrote an article on Ms. Torrent during the heyday of GamerGate. You can read it here. She also had one request when I was talking about running this post. That was to put her Twitter handle in. Well, here it is: @sarzitron. Again, she’s one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. This has nothing to do with her and everything to do with KingOfCuck.
With all that being said, please enjoy the article!
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Job? About to leave a job in defense telecom and anti-terrorism technologies to start my long time passion of making cyborg people.
Personality? Libra? Witty as fuck. Tots fresh. I think I’m the funniest person in the world. I’m into all that Gandhi love and peace and constantly doing actions to fix up the beautiful world but I don’t admit it out loud because it’ll make me look gay. (i will never post my volunteering activities on Instagram). I like people to think that I’m an asshole, I do that for a good personal reason.
My political views? Patriot. I don’t engage heavily in politics because I know that I don’t know enough about the economics and political sciences to make any strong statements. I let the more qualified experts sort it out.
weev: the exact opposite. Even tho he screams nationalism and Nazi on the interweb, he knows absolutely nothing about politics and does not actually have any political views, that, after a year of living with him, I have ever seen him actually implement or work with in real life. Example: what shit Nazi litters? Nazi who has celiac disease and still wants to reproduce? So much for “muh genetics”
I knew weev for over a year we dated and lived together for most of it. I don’t know exactly. I’m terrible with dates and anniversaries. My past relationship with him was…I want to be an asshole here but I can’t bring myself to lie about this, my conscience would hurt. weev was a really good boyfriend. He never denied me anything and he was always there for me. weev is the ideal boyfriend to the girl he loves. His love was very genuine, I never doubted his love towards me. I walk into the room and weev would drop everything to cater to me. Sometimes I needed him while he was sleeping and he’d wake up and care for me when I was sick or PMS-ing and he never complained. weev never made me feel lonely. When the world hurt me, weev didn’t avenge me or beat up the meanies, but he held me close and got me my favorite chocolates and told me how beautiful I was and how important I was to him. I feel bad doing this, but he hates me anyways.
I desperately begged weev to at least be friends or on speaking terms with me, but he refuses. I am currently blocked from communicating with him on any platform. Email isn’t blocked, but after his last response to my talking to him, I only hurt myself by reaching out to him so I stopped.
NASCAR brought us together. NASCAR and his first tattoo. For the first few dates, I had no idea who he is or what he does. We met at a bar in Manhattan, while we were both there to watch NASCAR. We talked, I used to ink, he needed a tattoo. He kept abusing my vape -.- Eventually, I exchanged info to tattoo him. He ended up asking me out before we even designed the tattoo. I ended up designing and inking all his tattoos that he has now to date, and when he was in too much pain, we took make out breaks.
We broke up because after weev insisted we move to Lebanon. He became a next level neck beard. He never left the house. He slept in his jeans and just lived on his computer. I understand it wasn’t easy for him to adapt to social life in Lebanon, but I didn’t know what to do with a boyfriend who didn’t want to take part in life. I don’t know when and or how it happened, but I got sick of being home all the time watching him literally Google himself and monitor his Klout. I started going out more. We drifted. Then the breakup happened. It took a while, since we lived together. For weeks, I tried to mend it, then I gave up. For 2 days he tried to mend it. He broke down. We kissed goodbye, then he went to Serbia. I thought it was good terms, I thought the kiss meant we’ll always love each other in a way. Anyways, it did to me at least.
weev is soooooooo gentle, like I mentioned earlier. Best boyfriend imaginable. He’s defiantly not as funny as I am but he gets really excited about little things and its so adorable. weev is actually adorable.
I believe weev’s trial was a mixture of truth and some spice for the fame. when weev speaks of it, you will notice a lot of the word “we” yet you will rarely see enough of those “them.” Since weev would never deny that he wasn’t alone on that operation, it makes me question what his role was at least. “I added a number” is how weev describes what he did. So, like, did someone write-up a program and weev literally just run it? Or did weev actually write anything, where and how did weev contribute to the “reverse engineering of the iPad” that we keep hearing about from him? Living with him, it is a fact to me that weev loves the media attention, he inputs his name into the Google search engine over a dozen times a day just to make sure he’s still the top result for weev and not some social media company under the same name (a company he hates so much and hopes get shutdown, because he doesn’t like that they show up in the results when you google his name).
Heck, weev once bragged to me about how he managed to push them 2 pages back in the google results. I didn’t see weev do any “hacking” or writing of any code during the time I was with him. I saw him maintain a website, though. weev totally shrugged when I had code related questions and when I needed help resetting an old iPad I had. weev is a very, very calm man to live with. He has never raised his voice to me, or insulted me, or even fought with me over anything. But his tone changed when I confronted him with my beliefs on his AT&T “hack” and he told me that I need to stop talking like that. The tone I am describing here sounded anxious. It would be sound too good to be true if I told you that it also had a hint of fear in it, but that’s what it sounded like. This is just what I know from my prospective.
I didn’t come forward because no one asked. You [Ralph] know that I have this story because I mentioned one word of it out loud in your presence. I have never chosen to keep my mouth shut, and I said it when it was part of a conversation, but aside from that no one has seriously wanted to talk about it and I’m not going to go looking for a journalist. The issue between weev and I has nothing to do with this. weev will read this article. He will see the bad things I said, but that means he will also see how I thought of him, the gay feelzy stuff I said and meant, the stuff he wont let me say to him personally.
This article is not my revenge on weev. I know him too well, I know that this will not one bit affect his life and “career.” weev is going to wake up tomorrow with even higher Klout. He will deny it all, he will get his ass kissed and defended by all his fans. If I really thought this article will actually harm weev, I would not have agreed to answer these questions. This article is coming out because some one asked. Ask me about my monthly asshole wax and ill give you a truthful article about that too. weev knows me too well and I know him too well. This article means nothing to either one of us.
I believe this covers everything, actually.
Footnote: I think you might not publish everything that I said here due to a lot of it being me trying to reach out to a past lover who blocked me on every other way I can reach him, but another part of me thinks you would publish this because you think it would damage my current boyfriend (Bryan “KingOfPol” Dunn) to see me speak so fondly of a past lover. Now, I wait to see what you do with all this info. Have fun, because anyway you do it, I’ll still have a good day and I hope you do too.
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