Meet the Fat, White LARPer at the Center of the Evergreen State College Madness

Meet the Fat, White LARPer at the Center of the Evergreen State College Madness

I am a bit late to this Evergreen College nonsense, and for that, I apologize to you all profusely. There’s so much insanity here that I am ashamed to have missed out on it for this long. In case you missed it, a professor at the university, Bret Weinstein, objected to some nonsense progressive retardation and said that other professors were afraid to speak their minds on the issue. His point ended up being proven, since after his semi-private email chain was leaked by the nasty piece of work who runs the school newspaper, radical activsts have demanded his suspension and threats to his safety forced him to hold his last class off-campus.

These are some of the comments that caused him to be branded a racist. Read this and tell me if you can find any kind of racism whatsoever…

Weinstein expressing opposition to the proposal by the council had this to say “From what I have read, I do not believe this proposal will function to the net benefit of Evergreen’s students of color, in the present, or in the future. Whatever type of vehicle it is, I hope we can find a way to discuss this proposal on its merits, before it moves farther down the line. I am concerned that we are becoming a college where such things can neither be said, nor heard, and I know that I am not alone in this sentiment.”

Wow, that’s practically white supremacy in the flesh! Oh yea, and the guy also appears to be Jewish, but don’t let that stop you, progtards.

Oh, and Mr. Weinstein also said the whole “day without white people” that was planned for Evergreen pretty much fit the definition of oppression.

“There is a huge difference between a group or coalition deciding to voluntarily absent themselves from a shared space in order to highlight their vital and under-appreciated roles (the theme of the Douglas Turner Ward play Day of Absence, as well as the recent Women’s Day walkout), and a group or coalition encouraging another group to go away. The first is a forceful call to consciousness which is, of course, crippling to the logic of oppression. The second is a show of force, and an act of oppression in and of itself.”

Yes, the professor happens to be entirely correct in the above analysis. This isn’t some right-winger going off, just a left wing professor concerned about his college getting more and more batshit crazy. He went on Tucker Carlson last week to talk about all this, which had the effect of enraging the snowflakes on campus even more.

A professor said he is facing calls to resign after he disagreed with a group of activists calling on white students to leave campus for a day.

Activists at Evergreen State College in Olympia, Wash. demanded that “all white people leave campus” for a “day of absence,” Professor Bret Weinstein said on “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”

Weinstein expressed his disagreement with the plan in a statement, which led to the activists confronting him on video and demanding he resign…

He said the activists blocked campus police from entering the building where they had cornered him.

He added that even after the initial incident, college president Dr. George Bridges has ordered police to stand down from any action against the activists.

“This is something out of another country,” Tucker Carlson said.

Weinstein said he is a “very progressive” person politically, but is in disbelief in what leftist elements like the group of activists are trying to do.


Again, this guy is a progressive himself and he’s facing calls to resign because he’s not “woke” enough to his supposed white privilege. I did a small amount of digging and traced the epicenter of this outrage to some fat white skank who writes for the student newspaper there on campus. The aforementioned Ms. Felix Chrome (which is undoubtedly a fake name) claims to be a person of color, but I will let you be the judge.

That last photo is from her official bio on the newspaper site. It reads…

Felix Chrome- Editor In Chief

Felix is the Editor In Chief and coordinator of the CPJ. When she isn’t working on the paper she studies critical theory and experimental poetics. Felix likes to read and loves to party. Felix likes to read and loves to party. According to her OkCupid she spends her time “working on becoming a liberal arts school drop out, borrowing books from like library and not reading them, and pretending to write poetry.” If she isn’t at the salon of [sic] spending all night in the office working on the paper, you can find her downtown drinking shitty beer and talking about anarchy. Please don’t talk to her about work.

So, she’s an anarchist loser who thinks she’s a bigshot now that she’s one of the few among her community who can string a few sentences together. Again, she’s clearly white, but if by some chance there is another kind of heritage in that sickening frame (dubitable), Chrome would definitely pass as white anywhere she goes. That makes her claims about being a put upon person of color all the more laughable.

Just read some of this trash

Constantly being immersed in conversations about race and injustice will take its toll. The first time I took an African American history class, I started self harming. I found it completely overwhelming, just trying to deal with the pain caused by constantly thinking about the long list of traumas Black people have faced in this country…

When writing these articles I sometimes find myself having to spend hours researching Neo-nazis, sifting through racist propaganda and legal paper work, or spending hours and days reading the words of faculty members and people in authority who blatantly don’t care about the struggles we all face as POC…

As people of color we are constantly dealing with issues of injustice, it isn’t a sign of weakness to take time for yourself. Even when not explicitly talking, educating or learning about issues of injustice, we as POC are constantly have the conversation put on us and experiencing those same injustices whether we chose to hold conversation or not…

This is where allies should really come in. As POC we don’t have the ability to step out of the oppression we are fighting against. It’s important to remember there are people who do have the ability to step outside of these issues and they can and should be called upon when the weight of the issues starts to be too heavy. I am not saying don’t go to these things just because we are dealing with issues of oppression all the time. I’m saying it’s okay to take a step back to ensure you are able to give your full energy once you’ve allowed yourself time to recharge.

This LARPer is certainly comical, although there is something truly unfunny about the way her and the associated thugs on Evergreen’s campus have tried to destroy Professor Weinstein. Then again, these progs are pretty much reaping what they have sown. Decades of giving in to whatever new radical fad hits campus are now causing some of them to be afraid for their own jobs and even their lives. How long until one of these nutters takes someone out?

By the way, the students presented the university with a list of demands. Among them…

A coalition of black students demanded the Evergreen Police be disarmed and expansions in their facilities or power be blocked; Evergreen Police Officer Tim O’Dell be suspended for his behavior toward protesters earlier this week; Weinstien [sic] be suspended without pay; Andrea Seabert Olsen, the Assistant to the VP of Student Conduct, be fired; sensitivity and cultural competency training for all faculty and staff; Changes to the student conduct code must have democratic student consent; the creation of an Equity Center; the coordinator of Trans & Queer Center be hired in a permanent full time position; and the creation of a permanent position dedicated to supporting undocumented students. Other groups of students have also submitted further demands that will be responded to by the administration in the coming week.

The truly amazing thing about this list of terrorist demands is that Evergreen President George Bridges ended up implementing most of them! It’s hard to feel sorry for these people when they keep caving to plainly pernicious activists.

Bridges complied with many of these demands, but said  “I have no plan to disarm the police at the [sic] point” and he would not fire anyone or discuss any personnel matters based on student requests. When these announcements were made students expressed frustration, saying that these two issues most immediately affect their safety on campus…

The steps Bridges did agree to take include the creation of an Equity and Multicultural Center on campus; mandatory anti-bias and cultural competency training for all faculty and staff beginning Fall 2017; the creation of a retention specialist position for supporting undocumented students; and increased budget for First Peoples’ Advising.

What can you really say to a cuck like this? Congratulations on not cucking out all the way? The whole thing is just pathetic. Not every student on campus is a nutjob, however. Many of them see the damage this is doing to their degrees and to their university (this has happened recently in Missouri).

This is a quote from a current Evergreen student…

We don’t get grades in the first place. We get credits and performance reviews which you can choose to have attached to your transcripts or not. So, essentially, you’re already on it. Every student gets full credit for their course, and if they don’t, they appeal it and argue that they did their best and end up receiving full credit (if they don’t they blame the faculty). It’s a total joke, but it’s the closest I am to a 4 year degree school. Events like this piss me off because I can feel my degree losing value. Like, “Yeah… erm.. I have a Bachelor in Science..” “Oh where from..?” …”*cough* The Evergreen State College *cough*”. For anyone that ever considers Evergreen, I suggest you stick to night and weekend classes, and to the sciences. Otherwise welcome to batshit crazy city.

I think that just about says it all.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Mister Misanthrope

    Drugs are apparently the backbone of libtards everywhere. Just say no to both.

  • 97E

    “studies critical theory and experimental poetics”

    I found it’s problems. It’s been trained to be ideologically retarded.

    • Danlantic

      Rhyme “orange” with “silver”. Repeat the experiment until it works.

  • Boot them all from the school, they are just thugs!

  • Mykeru

    the video footage I saw of this was hilarious
    it’s like a pardoy

  • Max Steadman

    its sown not sewn, you sow a field

    • Hey there

      It’s “It’s sown not sewn”. “Its” is a possessive descriptor.

  • calbeck357

    Speaking as a trans-unicorn, I feel for Felix’s struggles as a trans-something-not-whiter-than-the-Pillsbury-Dough-Boy.

  • rotekz

    I’m willing to bet her really name is ugly too.

  • That Guy Who Goes There

    Definitely one of those chix the guys always want to do doggie-style so they don’t have to watch all that gut blubber quivering like a Jello factory during an earthquake.

    • Blake Donohoo

      ………experience with her kind?

      • That Guy Who Goes There

        At least I can check my smartphone at the same time without her knowing about it. Multitasking!

  • Mouth

    Progressive Professor harassed and threatened by utra-progressive SJWs…yeah, I’m having a hard time mustering any fucks to give. There’s no doubt in my mind he shares in the creation of these lunatics. Frankensteins monster.

  • Is it hyperbole to say that Marxists are literally taking over our nation’s campuses?

    • JasonC5

      They’ve been at it since the 60s and 70s and has trickled down to the high school and will eventually makes its way to the elementary level.

  • Blake Donohoo

    Wtf is experimental poetics?
    B**ch looks like a dude I used to be on the Brotherhood of Mutants with.

    • Grust

      Simply put another useless degree that won’t help the people getting it from flipping burgers.

  • JoeyJ

    Mike Rowe is right – we should focus on technical training instead of college for our post-high school students. This kind of cr*p actually has a negative impact on the value received to them.

    • Gee Callen

      Well they already are… For the women as men can go pound sand and do it themselves.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    I’m in my 30’s and work in heavy industry and yet I still manage to maintain softer hair with less tangles and split ends than this fat bitch.

    • Grust

      Maybe it’s because you stay in shape and keep healthy.

      • Maintenance Renegade

        I also condition and brush it in the shower every other day and then comb it before letting it air-dry. Modern women don’t seem to take care of their hair for shit even when they do bother growing it out, it’s better than 50-50 odds I’ve got longer and nicer hair than her each time I encounter a chick.

        Isn’t just that either, I’m at the gym four to five days a week starting my workout with a three mile run I’ve currently got down to twenty-four minutes. I watch my food intake obsessively to keep the weight off to where I’m constantly slightly hungry. Meanwhile these modern bitches are sitting around eating junk food and getting wider and wider. Shameful on their part. Shape up modern women! You make me wish I was one of the gays!

        • Grust

          A lot of them also became fat acceptance SJWs and encourage obesity. I’m fat myself but they don’t speak for me. I walk myself a bit and quit soda for water. I have ice cream once a week and even most of my goodies like brownies and chocolate syrup are made from scratch.

          This part is off topic but usually when I have an empty glass jar or container, I clean it and make chocolate syrup to give away as gifts.

  • Sean Freeman

    Each person causing a disruption to the college should be expelled and not allowed to return.

  • ThatGuy

    XD Man. This bitch’s old man and the bitch herself is NETTLED at this article. Hope you’re having fun with the,

  • Grust

    Maybe she’s trans-person-of color. But the important thing is she’s a bitch.

  • AverageJoe1987

    They want a day without white people.

    If I ran that college I’d tell those black racists that they could have that day, but their credits will be reduced by half and they’ll have to pay the tuition of every white student attending the college.

  • Danlantic

    It’s good she doesn’t use a real name. That would embarrass her father who is undoubtedly paying for this.

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    I am intrigued that a Person of Green Hair Color is a Person of Color.

  • Coach

    The correct response is the one Ohio State employed last year, and is reason #1 why they haven’t had to deal with this anymore:

    If you’re here at such and such a time, you’ll be expelled, and arrested. We will not negotiate with you, you are not in control here. Please make good choices. Goodbye.

  • Danlantic

    New York Times article worth reading on this:
    When the Left Turns on Its Own
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/opinion/when-the-left-turns-on-its-own.html

    Following the protest, college police, ordered by Evergreen’s president to stand down, told Mr. Weinstein they couldn’t guarantee his safety on campus. In the end, Mr. Weinstein held his biology class in a public park. Meantime, photographs and names of his students were circulated online. “Fire Bret” graffiti showed up on campus buildings. What was that about safe spaces?

    Watching the way George Bridges, the president of Evergreen, has handled this situation put me in mind of a line from Allan Bloom’s book “The Closing of the American Mind.” Mr. Bloom was writing about administrators’ reaction to student radicals in the 1960s, but he might as well be writing about Evergreen: “A few students discovered that pompous teachers who catechized them about academic freedom could, with a little shove, be made into dancing bears.”

    But I read it first on TRR.

  • Faggory Daggory Doo!

    Okay Ralph I have turned off my adblock

  • Forrest

    She is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen. Fat and ugly.

  • Silence Dogood

    Update: The school had 24 million in funding pulled.

    • Grust

      Serves them right.