Nora & E: Husband & Wife

This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. We’ve been enjoying our honeymoon, so that’s why I’ve been missing out on some work here. Also, my mother had a scheduled surgery, so things have been really busy. Even so, were going to do the #Killstream tonight with Janet Bloomfield. Be on the lookout for that. 

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Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • ElderWolf

    You dick, why didn’t you tell us? Congratulations!

  • Mr0303

    Congrats, Ralph and Nora! May you lead a happy life together!

  • Vanni127

    Grats you two!

    Just remember Ralph, she may be your wife but she’ll always be mai waifu. 😉

  • Gigaknight

    Conga rats, you two. May your love never meet an end.

  • GuitarAnthony
  • Congratulations! 8D

  • Alex Barbu

    Congratulations you guys! Or, how we Romanians would say it: Casă de piatră!

    I wish you all the best, and some beautiful, shitposting children.

  • TooManyCucks

    Congratulations my friend. I wish only the best for you both! x

  • Grust

    Way to go Ralph and Nora.

  • RevDr. Robert Foster, AbC, EfG

    Late to the party, but congratulations, you guys. Happy day!

  • Kellen Joel

    Congratulations man! Best of luck for the both you!

  • Typical

    Congrats, fellow shitlords.