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TRR STRIKES AGAIN: BioWare Montreal in Shambles After Mass Effect: Andromeda Disaster

I caught a lot of heat off the Mass Effect: Andromeda post from earlier this year. All I did was take a woman to task over her claims about having been a “Lead Facial Animator” for the game. It turns out she had somewhat inflated her...

Trump Trolls Old Nemesis Rosie O’Donnell Over Her December Tweet Calling for Comey to be Fired

This one is delicious…

Sean Spicer

Sean Spicer Has Been Incompetent as Press Secretary. He Needs to Go.

OK, I spent all day yesterday working on the redirect issue. From what I can tell, it’s taken care of. I also didn’t see much feedback on it, so I guess it wasn’t effecting that many people in the first place. Anyway, it looks to...

TECHNICAL FEEDBACK: Redirect Ads Are Supposed to be Banned on This Site. Let Me Know if You’ve Seen Them.

This is really annoying and I’ve been spending all day working on the issue, but I don’t know what else to do other than put out a post. As you know, I use advertising to make a living with my work here. I try to...

SJWs Always Bring Ruin: Mizzou Now in a Death Spiral After Letting Progressives Destroy Once Proud Institution

Anybody remember remember the Mizzou Saga? As in the University of Missouri? As in the place where idiocy transpired in 2015, catapulting revolting SJWs like Melissa Click and Jonathan Butler into the national spotlight as the school became an epicenter of BLM retardation? If you’re a regular of this blog, I’m sure you

BREAKING: TRUMP FIRES FBI DIRECTOR COMEY!!

WOW…more to come as we get it. BREAKING: Trump has fired James Comey, per @PressSec — Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) May 9, 2017 FROM WHITE HOUSE: Today, President Donald J. Trump informed FBI Director James Comey that he has been terminated and removed from office....

BIG BROTHER: Top Soros Henchman Calls for Government-Run Social Media in Order to Stop InfoWars & Breitbart

Ethan Zuckerman is a name you might not be all that familiar with. I wasn’t either, until my friend and TRR associate Seattle4Truth informed me about some digging he did on this George Soros henchman who seems to be everywhere in the media. He’s not...

William Shatner Confirmed 4chan User, Legend Says He Browses /tv/, /b/, and /x/

I wrote about William Shatner the other day and the topic was him roasting some grotesque, hippo-looking SJW lunatic. To follow-up on that post, let’s check in with the Star Trek legend again, shall we? Earlier this evening, he confirmed that he frequents the notorious...

Netflix Refuses to Air Cassie Jaye’s Hit Movie, The Red Pill, But Progressive Propaganda is A-OK

You know, I try not to get up in arms with the programming decisions over at Netflix. It’s been far and away the best value out of any of the streaming services since its inception a decade ago. Not only they, Netflix pretty much pioneered...

I’M SURE THIS WILL WORK: Pepe the Frog “Killed” by Creator Matt Furie

If I had somehow created a cartoon as iconic as Pepe the Frog, I would be making money hand over fist. Even though most of the Pepes you see floating around are made by anons, think of the hundreds of thousands of dollars you could...

Milo Yiannopoulos to Start “Dangerous Books”, Announces $10 Million Lawsuit Against Simon & Schuster

More news from the stream as it comes, but the headline details the big one so far. Milo Yiannopoulos is planning to sue Simon & Schuster for $10 million, while also starting up his own publishing company. The book they canceled is also apparently going...

Jeremy Corbyn

The Best Thing Jeremy Corbyn Could Do for Labour’s Election Prospects Would Be to Resign ASAP

I’m a political fiend, but admittedly I’m a bit more well read on United States politics than pretty much any other country. I guess that makes sense. This is my home, after all. Still, as many of you know from your time spent reading my...

I Don’t Blame People for Saying #FireColbert, But It’s Just Not for Me

The #FireColbert, as in CBS Late Show host Stephen Colbert, has been getting a lot of attention the last several days. I’m pretty much coming in on the tail end of things, but I wanted to write a few words about it anyway. In case...

Shatner Roasts Transgendered Misandrist on Twitter, Much to the Dismay of SJW Press

William Shatner is a class act. He often slams radical feminists and their ideology on Twitter, as I’ve recounted here before. To be sure, he usually does it in a more understated way, or with some caveats. But still, even calling these cretins out in...

Antifas & Anarchists Riot in Portland for AT LEAST the Third Time Since Trump’s Election

We’ve talked about Portland here on the site a couple times. Not because it’s a great city, although it might be (I’ve never been). It’s not even because you can buy a fat sack of legal weed there, which is a lovely trait. No, it’s...

CONFIRMED: Anita Sarkeesian’s Dad Donated $400 to Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign

So, I only wrote one article yesterday and it was about Anita Sarkeesian ending her shitty video game web series so she could go talk trash about President Trump. I didn’t intend to do back to back posts on this fraud, but hey, sometimes things...