INCREDIBLE: Airbnb CEO Offers “Free Housing” For Illegal Aliens

In a stunning display, the CEO and co-founder of Airbnb offered “free housing” to people who aren’t supposed to be in the United States: Airbnb is providing free housing to refugees and anyone not allowed in the US. Stayed tuned for more, contact me if...

MORE FAKE NEWS: Media Completely Misrepresents Travel Ban, Dual Citizens to be Unaffected

People often ask me are there any issues where I disagree with President Trump. Well yes, there are several. Expecting a politician you support to back you on every single issue is kinda nuts. That’s not usually possible. After all, if you wanted a pol...

Sunday Times Writer India Knight on Trump: “The assassination is taking such a long time.”

I’ve seen some crazy tweets in response to President Trump. I’ve even seen some calls for his assassination by Twitter randos and the like. But when a writer for one of the world’s biggest newspapers muses about his assassination taking too long, I think that...

WORLD PEACE: #HeWillNotDivideUs Under Hostile Takeover by Sam Hyde & Friends

I’m getting a late start on the day, but others have gotten their kicks in early. The #HeWillNotDivideUs “art project” has pretty much turned into a place where you can troll in real life. The other day its creator, Shia LaBeouf, was arrested after attacking...

EVEN AT AIRPORTS: “Let Them In!”, Chant Anti-Trump Protesters at JFK

President Trump recently put out an executive order regarding immigration, and the left is freaking out. Protesters have gathered at the JFK airport and they are upset that immigration has been banned from 7 countries.   At JFK. Where there’s injustice, people will show up....

TheRalphReview: Hacksaw Ridge

Hacksaw Ridge (2016). Directed by Mel Gibson. Screenplay by Andrew Knight & Robert Schenkkan. Starring Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington, Luke Bracey, Teresa Palmer, Hugo Weaving, Rachel Griffiths, & Vince Vaughn.  I just got through watching Mel Gibson’s Hacksaw Ridge, and I gotta say, it was one of...

#FreeSargon: Carl “Sargon of Akkad” Benjamin Banned From Twitter After Perma-NEET Setup

Getting a late start on the day, but as always, there’s plenty of drama. Today’s kerfuffle involves Carl “Sargon of Akkad” Benjamin and his recent suspension from Twitter. He put out a video about it below, but we’ve learned some new details since then. Since...

WATCH: “Die, Die!”, Shouts School Teacher, While Shooting Water Gun at President Trump

A video surfaced of a Texas art teacher shooting a water pistol at a projection of President Trump while screaming “Die, die!”. According to Alive 11, the teacher is now currently under investigation for her actions: On Thursday, Dallas ISD confirmed to News 8 that Modi was placed...

Trump Set to Wreck Mexico with 20% Import Tax, Media & Progressives Lose Their Minds

President Trump has said over and over again that we’re building a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. Every time he’s said it, the pundits and opposition party members have said that it was a fantasy. Half of them don’t even think...

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Kurt Eichenwald Insulted Mary Tyler Moore on the Day That She Died

I loved Mary Tyler Moore, so when I heard about her passing yesterday, it hit me a bit harder than most celebrity deaths. I vividly remember watching The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show on Nick at Nite when I was a kid....

Shia Labeouf Goes off His Meds and into a Jail Cell After #HeWillNotDivideUs Assault

I wish real-life stuff would stop interfering with my shitposts here on the site, but that’s the hand I’ve been dealt lately. Speaking of real-life, Shia LaBeouf decided it would be a good idea to setup a 4-year live stream to protest the Donald Trump...

OPEN THREAD: Monday Was the Biggest Day in the History of TheRalphRetort.Com!

I run a blog, so I can’t really claim to work hard in the same sense as someone who does manual labor or anything constructive for society, but still. I put in some real effort on Monday and it was rewarded with the most traffic...

Chelsea Handler Trashing Melania & Leftist Goons Torching Muslim’s Limo Shows Glaring Double Standard

Ah, “progressives.” You have to admire the sheer depth and width of their hypocrisy. They always have an excuse when they make a fucked-up joke , or rip a foreign immigrant for their accent. It’s OK when they do it, you see. Why? Because they...

Wesearchr Suspended From Twitter After Posting Bounty on Richard Spencer’s Attacker, Chuck Johnson Vows Lawsuit

WeSearchr, the initiative founded by Chuck Johnson and Pax Dickinson, was suspended from Twitter today after posting a bounty which sought to conclusively identify the man who elbowed Richard Spencer in the face after last Friday’s presidential Inauguration. Yes, I realize there’s a lot of...

DON’T LET MEMES BE DREAMS: Russian & American Military Now Officially Working Together in Syria

We knew this was coming, given the rhetoric of Donald Trump on the campaign trail. But I didn’t expect the military cooperation with Russia to start so soon! From Sputnik International, which is funded by the Russian government, to be clear… Russia has received coordinates...

Louise Mensch Says Virus Buried in App Planted Emails on Weiner Computer, With Help From Russian FBI Moles

I just read through Louise Mensch’s latest crackpot theories about Russia and Donald Trump. I encourage all of you to do the same. There’s a lot in there and just about all of it sounds like unadulterated bullshit. But one thing really jumps out. OK,...