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King Cow Coffin Caught Conning? More Woman-Hate Exposed As Well

I’m up late and have a couple things to write about, while I writhe in agony from some kind of fucking stomach flu. At least I hope it’s a stomach flu and not like, cancer or some shit. Anyway, point is, I’m up late (early...

Nintendo Tries Feminist Outreach, Gets Dumped On In Return

Well, Nintendo tried. No one can ever say they didn’t. But they learned the hard way today that no good deed goes unpunished when dealing with radical feminists and the Professional Grievance Industry. Recently, they tried to reach out to rad fems with a tribute...

Anita Sarkeesian

FEDS COME KNOCKING: Anita Critic MrRepzion Gets a Visit From The G-Men

A popular YouTube’r by the name of MrRepzion got an unwelcome visit from federal agents earlier today as a result of someone signing his name to an expletive riddled email. It looks like Anita Sarkeesian is playing fast and loose with the FBI, since the email was...

Anti-Gamer Sarah “Butts” Nyberg Said GG’ers “shouldn’t be surprised” at Abuse, Outed Self

In case you were wondering if longtime joke Sarah Butts had any credibility whatsoever, she doesn’t. Although, let’s face it, if you’re here on my site, you’re probably already well aware of her disgusting life story. She’s alleged to have engaged in depraved acts of...

SILENCED: Prominent Randi Harper Critic Censored On Twitter (UPDATE II: Twitter Claims Error!!)

I’ve written here about Randi Harper’s bullshit plenty of times, including earlier today. But I just saw some shit that’s even worse than the EFF connection, in my mind. Randi’s buddy at Twitter Support, the one who used to work with Chris Hansen busting pedophiles...

Is the EFF BFF’s With OAPI’s Serial Harasser Randi Harper?

Randi Harper has been busy today talking about her ties with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, an advocacy group dedicated to a free and open Internet. They’ve trashed GamerGate before, so I wouldn’t be too surprised. However we must urge caution here, because we don’t know...

Minority Liberals Turn on White Boy McIntosh

Just had a long talk with Liana K, but I’ll get to that later when I update the earlier story. I will say that it went a a lot better than I had expected it to. But that’s not whey I’m here. I just wanted...

Jessica Valenti Once Again Proves She’s Completely Insane

I’ve been reading Jessica Valenti’s work for a long while now. You might ask why I would subject myself to such brutal punishment. Well, I do it so you don’t have to! Also, it’s fun to laugh at morons like Valenti. But every once in...

Zoe’s Boyfriend Admits The Plan: Ostracize Opposition Out of Gaming

I’ve talked to you from the start about how the SJWs ultimate goal is to drive all of their ideological opposition out of the gaming sphere. Ernest W. Adams, the founder of IGDA, alluded to it before, Randi Harper has discussed it…the list goes on...

Super Abuser Randi Harper & a Washed Up Punter Libel Mark Kern

I passed out yesterday after the article, and then just watched a shitload of wrestling to unwind a bit. But the news didn’t stop. In fact, it seemed to pick up a lot. Chris Kluwe, a washed up ex-NFL’er, and Big Randi Harper, a lowlife...

I’m Quitting

I’ve thought about this for awhile now, and me letting loose on the stream only confirmed it. I’ve had some great times these past 7 months, and made some awesome friends as well. The experiences we’ve shared will never be forgotten. Man, when I sit...

Lol, Life is Funny

SJW trolls (they claim the be GamerGate lol) who disagree with my hard-hitting approach are currently trying to run me out of our community. I’m going to run to the store, but I didn’t want you to think I was neglecting the site. I’ll address...

Internal Drama Causes 8chan’s /v/ to Split

It’s not secret that I hate 8chan’s /v/, since scumbags run it. But, I’d always heard about rumblings of a breakaway group of mods who planned to start their own board. Well, that day has finally happened with /vidyagaems/. So check it out, and see...

Randi Harper Flat Out Lies About Neutral Critic, Claims She Has Ties to Roosh V

I’ve been slacking off on the posts this week, simply because I’ve bene a little demotivated. I was also sick one day, but I’m not here to talk about that. What I am here to talk about, is Randi Harper’s disgusting libel against a neutral...

I Do Not Hate Our Enemy, I Simply Pity Them

GUEST EDITORIAL by Marcus Lawshe’ “As far as I’m concerned, it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of...

It’s Never Been a Secret: I Don’t Care What the Detractors Think

I’ve been running this site for the better part of a year now. Ever since the beginning, I’ve heard the same usual suspects whining and crying about how hard I hit the SJWs. Lately, some of my enemies have joined that chorus as well…not because...