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How I Came to Reject Modern Feminism

People often ask me about how I came to be anti-SJW, anti-feminist, or whatever you want to call it.  The story is kinda long, so I usually don’t get into it. But I was thinking of column ideas for today, and this sounded pretty good....

THE UNPROFESSIONAL: Leigh Alexander is a Drunken Bully Who Needs to Be Fired

I am in a festive mood this evening. I say evening, but in reality, it’s almost 5:00 AM. Good morning to all our international readers, and any early-risers here in the United States of Bacon America. It’s also GDC Week! As you may remember, that’s...

INTOLERANT: Anti’s Turn on Brianna Wu Over Brad Wardell Truce (UPDATE II: Wu Grovels More)

Sometimes, irony really kicks you in the fucking head. I saw Brianna Wu tweet about the truce she struck with Stardock CEO Brad Wardell earlier today. I went about my business, and didn’t think much of it. Good for them if they want to be...

Vanity Fair Uses Puff Piece on Braid Creator Blow to Hate on GamerGate

If you’re like me, you got sucked into watching some of Bibi Netanyahu’s speech today. I won’t get into that here (made the mistake of doing so on Twitter lol). All I’ll say that I never put too much stock into his pronouncements, because they’re...

ETHICAL CHAMPION: Mark Kern Turns Up the Heat on Corrupt Journos

We’ve seen a shitload of developers speak out since this whole GamerGate thing began. Several of them are actually a part of our community. But until recently, we’ve lacked a pitbull advocate for ethics that comes from the outside. Mark Kern fills that role nicely....

OFF THE DEEP END: Polygon Hires “Mary Sue” Founder

Just when you thought Polygon couldn’t get any worse, they do. Earlier today, it was announced that they’ve hired the founder of The Mary Sue (TMS), Susana Polo, to head up their entertainment coverage. In case you’re unfamiliar with The Mary Sue’s work, they’ve emerged...

188 Days Later, GamerGate Keeps Rolling Along

I would be lying to you if I told you that I thought I would be here writing my 387th column, 188 days after GamerGate got it’s name. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always said this would be a years-long project. I just had no...

Deranged David Gallant Promotes Violence Against GG GDC Attendees

People often ask me, “Ralph, why are you such a hardcore badass?” OOOOK, that’s not exactly correct. They usually say, “Ralph, why are you such an asshole? Chill out with your speech a little bit, and be more moderate.” These people are afflicted with a...

Arthur Chu Reminds Us: It’s All About The Money

Before I go watch some more shit during my weekend binge, I wanted to highlight something from Arthur Chu earlier this week. In case you missed it, the Zoe obsessed freak pretty much admitted that the reason he’s so outspoken against GamerGate, is because all...

Looks Like Milo Just Got Screwed Out of a Shorty Award (UPDATE II: Rationale Given)

It’s been a relaxing day here on the site, like most Saturday’s. But even on my semi-day off, the news never stops. I checked in to see about Milo’s Shorty Award nomination earlier today, and noticed it was nowhere to be found. This was strange,...

Media Regurgitates Fuzzy Feminist Math

READER COMMENTARY by PhysicsNerdYT Readers speak only for themselves. Publishing ≠ Endorsement. There is a very strong reason why scientists don’t subscribe to the left wing ideology of Feminism and the right wing Creationist propaganda bullshit. The very strong reason you ask? It’s simple! Scientists...

Leonard Nimoy’s Video Game Legacy

Before I knock-off for the night, I wanted to do a short post about Leonard Nimoy, who died today at the age of 83. Like most people, I was a fan of his growing up. I’m wouldn’t really consider myself a huge Trekkie, but I’ve...

Based Biscuit Bombs the Boozer (UPDATE: Leigh Mocks Cancer With Tasteless Fav)

Twitter has been insane today. The dumbass kerfuffle over Leonard Nimoy’s passing being tagged with GamerGate (muh PR) was part of it. But the major issue of the day, seems to be the battle between TotalBiscuit (TB) and Leigh Alexander. She tweeted out some comments...

Anita Sarkeesian

Even Kotaku’s Stephen Totilo Knows Anita’s Plans Are Unworkable

What’s up people? I had to get up early today and take my girlfriend to work due to a flat tire. I meant to have something up by now, but I fucked around on the Internet for a few hours, and explored the Sling TV...

NO COMMENTS: Leigh Alexander Lets Disdain for Readers Show

I promised you a Leigh Alexander main event earlier today, and I aim to deliver. The comments from Russ Pitts deserved to be examined on their own, just like these do. The Leigh portion of this story won’t exactly shock you. We’ve heard similar things...

MASS DEFECT: Noted Composer Sam Hulick Trashes NotYourShield

One of the great things about the type of stories I’m doing today is, they always piss off the enemy. And that usually leads to mistakes. Today is no different. Moments ago, noted developer Sam Hulick let anger get the best of him, and slammed...