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IT’S OFFICIAL: Movie Bob Fired From The Escapist

Readers who’ve been with me more than a few weeks will recall a post I published on January 21st. In it, I cited another online outlet saying that Bob “Movie Bob” Chipman had been shitcanned from The Escapist. He laughed at the reporting, and said...

World of Warcraft Lead Developer Mark Kern Rips Kotaku & Polygon

I guess I’m going to have to get to #FullMcIntosh and the old Wu research later tonight (after a NJPW session). First, I wanted to bring you a bulletin on an interesting event that occurred earlier today. I doubt you’ll read about it on Kotaku...

Editorial Note

Recently, I wrote a column here on the site that has concerned a few people I actually like, and a whole lot of people I don’t like. For the assholes who are actually pushing this as a PR ax to grind against me: get fucked....

SJWs LOSE AGAIN: GamerGate Godfather Adam Baldwin Headed to Supanova

OK, back to work after the SVU debacle last night. Thanks to Anna Merlan of Jezebel for shouting me out in her column today, even though she kinda mocked what I had to say. She did correctly point out that both sides seemed to be...

L & O: SVU “Gamer Madness” Edition More Bizarre Than Anyone Could Have Imagined

When I sat down to watch Law & Order: SVU earlier tonight, I knew I was in for a bizarre spectacle. This show has been a bad parody of itself for a number of years now, and only hung around this long because the rest...

Did Media Cover Up Zoe Quinn’s Past Adventures, Including Assault Allegation Against Journo?

We all know that when you talk about Zoe Quinn, drama is bound to come up. I thought we’d learned all there is to know about her professional career, but as it turns out, that’s not the case. Well, maybe some of you have heard...

ALLEGEDLY FROM WU: Tribute to John (UPDATE)

THE FOLLOWING WAS ALLEGEDLY WRITTEN BY BRIANNA WU. IT CAN’T BE VERIFIED AT THIS MOMENT (UPDATE: More evidence has been provided, almost certainly came from Wu) Tribute to John Galaxy greetings, Spacekats! This is Brianna. I’m a Journalism major at the University of Mississippi and tonight...

HUH? Anna Anthropy Used to Be In Porn? Yuk (UPDATE)

I guess you can put this in the list of things I didn’t expect to find out. Someone passed me some info today, and after examining it (the info, not the material itself lol), it looks like indie dev Anna Anthropy used to be involved...

I Made a New Subreddit: r/SJWsAtWork

We’ve been having a lot of arguments within GamerGate lately about leaving Reddit and moving to a site called Voat. I think most of you know that I’ve had a shitload of problems with KotkauInAction over these past six months. But even though I had...

Cancerous Baphomet Allegedly Gutted Over Credit Cards and SSN Postings

WildGoose from the Bill Waggoner Crew explained it to me pretty well once. Trolls could do almost anything they wanted, except openly post credit card information, bank account info, etc. That will get the attention of the authorities, guaranteed. Well, it seems like some idiots...

LEAKS FROM GHAZI: Randi on Twitter Contact, Disturbing Suicide Comments, Zoe Fez Connection?

OK, the title is a little fun, because by now, the dummies over at GamerGhazi know we have people in their chat. But they still speak like we don’t, so I thank them for that. Early this morning, I was handed a chat log [email protected]...

Jezebel Runs Hit Piece Against GamerGate Defender Cathy Young

I’ve been fucking around on social media all day. That’s nothing new. It’s not all fun and games, though. Twitter is a vital source of news, and it keeps me connected with the GamerGate community. Yes, it’s also a madhouse that frequently keeps me distracted,...

HIGH SOCIETY: Drunken and Drugged GDC Seems Like it’s Only For the “Cool Kids”

I’ve been enjoying a lazy Saturday today kicked back with a couple Laguntas IPA’s. While I was enjoying myself, @TheIvyClover1 came to me with a mountain of research. It seemed to show that the Game Developer’s Conference is nothing but a big party to go...

“Total Media Whore” Phil Fish Admits He Didn’t Make Fez Code

Before I get into my main stories for this evening, I wanted to briefly spotlight a recent discovery by FartToContinue. He located Phil Fish’s old DeviantArt account, and it has some interesting factoids directly from the horse’s mouth. Fish should have done a better job...

Don’t Buy Into Brianna Wu’s Lies. She’s Still Anti-Gamer

I’ve been getting a lot of reports of people being dissatisfied with the reaction to Brianna Wu showing up on TheHat2’s stream earlier tonight. Since I am who I am (lol), and tend to represent the more hardline wing of GamerGate, the complaints coming to...

ADL/Anita Effort is a Bid to Indoctrinate Kids with Unchallenged SJW Ideology

Earlier today, the SJWs proved that have given up trying to hide their indoctrination endgame. You see, they know that have lost the majority of people that are of age now. As of today, they’re losing and losing really fucking badly. But, it’s a lot...