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Old Jonathan McIntosh Video Portrays U.S. Soldiers as Child Murderers

Today, I’ve been wasting most of my time on social media. Come to think of it, that’s how I spend most days. But, nonetheless, I do get story ideas and leads while I’m fucking around. Today was no different. Someone passed along a copy of...

Big Randi Harper & ABC Staffers Trash GamerGate on Twitter (UPDATE)

If you’ve been following Twitter today on the start of this hopefully relaxing weekend, you’ve seen me and Randi Harper get into it. The funny thing is, I don’t mention her all that much on Twitter. Sure, I write about her here a good amount,...

Milo Yiannopoulos Doxed By SJW Psycho Shanley

Well, I had planned on taking a break in between columns, but that’s not an option now. Our good friend Milo Yiannopoulos just got doxxed moments ago by noted SJW headcase Shanley. No, the crazy cumguzzler is not famous enough to go by one name....

ADDICTED TO THE WIN: PC Gamer Follows GamerGate’s Lead

I’ve been tied up all day with a personal situation (I hate to “pull a Wu,” but my dog is ill), but I’ve still been following all the happenings. A big one happened today, so I had to do a post on it. If you’ll...

CLAIM: GameSpot Censors GamerGate Discussion

If you’ve been following GamerGate closely, you know that one of the biggest issues facing the gamer community is censorship. We see it time and time again. The other side cannot beat us, unless they rig the game. The shameless charlatans have no qualms about...

SJWs Are Fed Up With CloudFlare. Maybe They Should Have Listened to Me

Talk about your all-time hilarious turn of events. Recently, the SJW Goon Squad has been complaining about CloudFlare giving out their personal info. I wonder who tried to warn them about that weeks ago? Oh, yea, it was me. But they damn sure didn’t care...

8chan’s Hotwheels Mysterisouly Suspended From Twitter, Then Restored (UPDATE With Twitter’s Excuse)

A short while ago, 8chan’s owner and chief administrator, “Hotwheels” Fredrick Brennan, was removed from Twitter under unknown circumstances. I’m not sure if this was a mass spam reporting, or if it was some trumped up charge. His personal Twitter still remains, although he hasn’t...

PC Gamer Sex for Favors Scandal Shows Why GamerGate Fights

OK, enough about internal drama and Sarkeesian Fraud Watch posts. We’ll go back to cracking on the scumbags soon, I can assure you. In fact, Arthur Chu seems to be doing his best to outdo Jonathan McIntosh since 2015 started, now that scum has come...

Anita, Wu, & Tim Schafer Spread Discredited Trash on ABC’s Nightline (UPDATE WITH VIDEO & TWEETS)

I just got finished with a little impromptu live stream over on my Hitbox channel. Things went great with the stream once I got it rolling, but for some reason, it didn’t record. I hope to have that fixed for the next Hitbox outing, so...

Closing the Book On Drama: My Thoughts on Neirdan’s Investigation

Ok, time for a little bookkeeping. Over the last couple weeks, I’ve been getting trolled on Twitter by Drybones and some of his crew. I referred to them as the “Triangle Mafia” at one point lol. I think calling them a clique is a more...

Master Milo Punks Kotaku’s Nathan Grayson

As I said one time on Twitter, when I grow up, I want to be like Milo Yiannopoulos. The man writes and speaks at a level I can only dream of (fucking well read British bastard). His acid pen writes intellectual fare, and burns, both at...

Sam Biddle & Gawker Give ISIS a Propaganda Victory

It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from Sam Biddle. He got moved up to the main Gawker site (or banished from Valleywag, depending on your take), and has been writing the same sort of trash that he wrote before. The only difference is, now he...

True Feminism is Not Represented by SJW Radicals

GUEST EDITORIAL by Kat Yarborough (archive links) When I woke up one morning to discover that Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory) had been forced into an “apology tour” due to her comments about her own femininity, I was outraged. Filled with frustration as a woman who favors...

Jihad Jonathan McIntosh Stands With Terrorists Who Attacked Charlie Hebdo

You can read the headline. I’m sure some of you are already thinking that it’s unfair. But, I don’t see how Jonathan McIntosh’s recent public posture could be interpreted as anything other than sympathy for the French terrorists, and disdain for Charlie Hebdo. He seems...

RESTORED: 8chan Fights Back Against Site Seizure

We’ve seen so many attacks against free speech lately, that it’s hardened me. But when 8chan got flat out stolen from owner Fredrick Brennan (Hotwheels) tonight, I was stunned. They didn’t boot him off his service like they did me. They actually seized his fucking...

YOU’RE FIRED: Big Randi Harper Fired from KIXEYE

This glorious Monday just got better. Not only is Zoe Quinn whining about being further exposed as a liar and a cheat. We’ve now received word (OK, it was a couple hours ago, but I had to have fun on Twitter and run an errand)...