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Shia Labeouf Goes off His Meds and into a Jail Cell After #HeWillNotDivideUs Assault

I wish real-life stuff would stop interfering with my shitposts here on the site, but that’s the hand I’ve been dealt lately. Speaking of real-life, Shia LaBeouf decided it would be a good idea to setup a 4-year live stream to protest the Donald Trump...

OPEN THREAD: Monday Was the Biggest Day in the History of TheRalphRetort.Com!

I run a blog, so I can’t really claim to work hard in the same sense as someone who does manual labor or anything constructive for society, but still. I put in some real effort on Monday and it was rewarded with the most traffic...

Chelsea Handler Trashing Melania & Leftist Goons Torching Muslim’s Limo Shows Glaring Double Standard

Ah, “progressives.” You have to admire the sheer depth and width of their hypocrisy. They always have an excuse when they make a fucked-up joke , or rip a foreign immigrant for their accent. It’s OK when they do it, you see. Why? Because they...

Wesearchr Suspended From Twitter After Posting Bounty on Richard Spencer’s Attacker, Chuck Johnson Vows Lawsuit

WeSearchr, the initiative founded by Chuck Johnson and Pax Dickinson, was suspended from Twitter today after posting a bounty which sought to conclusively identify the man who elbowed Richard Spencer in the face after last Friday’s presidential Inauguration. Yes, I realize there’s a lot of...

DON’T LET MEMES BE DREAMS: Russian & American Military Now Officially Working Together in Syria

We knew this was coming, given the rhetoric of Donald Trump on the campaign trail. But I didn’t expect the military cooperation with Russia to start so soon! From Sputnik International, which is funded by the Russian government, to be clear… Russia has received coordinates...

Louise Mensch Says Virus Buried in App Planted Emails on Weiner Computer, With Help From Russian FBI Moles

I just read through Louise Mensch’s latest crackpot theories about Russia and Donald Trump. I encourage all of you to do the same. There’s a lot in there and just about all of it sounds like unadulterated bullshit. But one thing really jumps out. OK,...

LOL: Trump Supporter Whips Anarchists So Bad THEY BEG FOR POLICE PROTECTION!

I’ve been dealing with some site issues this morning, but they come from traffic spikes, so that’s one of the better problems to have…at least as far as site problems go. Speaking of problems, these anarchits ran into one when they tried to roll a...

Comedy Central Contributor Stephen Spinola Calls Barron Trump a Future Date Rapist

These people just don’t get it. Leave 10-year-old kids alone. How hard is this to understand? I never picked on the Obama kids. Even when I was anti-Bush back in the day, I understood that his daughters were off-limits. They were much older than Barron...

VIDEO of Shooting at Milo Yiannopoulos Event Has Been Released, Along With Man Who Shot Antifa Thug

I haven’t done anything on the shooting that took place at a Milo Yiannopoulos event, so this post should rectify that. I was burned out from the inauguration festivities that day, so hopefully you understand. Also, I couldn’t exactly get a beat on what happened…and...

SNL Writer Katie Rich Allegedly Fired After Barron Trump School Shooter Tweet, Name Removed From Credits (UPDATE)

Reports are swirling about Saturday Night Live writer Katie Rich allegedly being fired from her plum gig after her deplorable tweet about Barron Trump on the day of his father inauguration. In case you missed it, here’s the “joke” in all its glory… You can...

Ron Paul Tells Dems: With Poisonous Identity Politics, You Brought Trump on Yourselves

I tweeted out Ron Paul’s recent message to the Democratic Party just a few minutes ago, but it’s so good that I think it deserves its own post here on the site. Read it all. It’s potent and spot-on.. Progressives bear direct responsibility for Trump’s...

JUST LIKE ISIS: Antifa Releases Propaganda Video Showing Inauguration Day Attacks

Just found this video on an antifa blog. Just as I predicted would happen, social justice warriors have become social justice terrorists. And these guys even look the part — clad in all black, with face masks. Antifa’s propaganda video looks eerily similar to recent...

HORROR: Indigenous Pro-Trump Nigerians Slaughtered by State for Holding Rally

It’s not just Americans that were excited about President Trump’s inauguration. A group of indigenous Nigerians known as the People of Biafra held a rally and marched through the streets of their town to show support for the populist American president that was sworn in...

Press Secretary Sean Spicer Leaves Media In Shock After Dropping Bombs, Then Walking Out

I just got through watching the first official White House Press Briefing from incoming Press Secretary Sean Spicer. To say it was a beatdown of the press would be an understatement. He blasted Zeke Miller of Politico, and by extension his colleagues, for putting out...

America First: Trump’s Inauguration Speech Was Exactly What His Supporters Wanted To Hear

Watching CNN yesterday, it was clear what the political Establishment wanted Trump’s inauguration speech to contain: Ample praise not only for the overrated Barack Obama, but also for Crooked Hillary Clinton; focus on “unity” at the expense of delivering on his campaign promises; and an...

VIDEO: Richard Spencer Assaulted in DC, Property Damaged, Limo Burned During Trump Inauguration

For the most part, the police and military presences today in Washington DC did an admirable job of keeping thing in check. That’s not to say there wasn’t violence and a ton of property damage, because there was. GotNews covered it in detail, and we...