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OUT OF LINE: Bill Mitchell Allegedly Tries to Get TruthFeed Writer Fired for “Neo-Nazi” Ties

I’ve been busy with site business today, which is by far the shittiest part of this gig. But, I did get a YouTube episode about George Soros recorded, so be on the lookout for that later. In my absence, things were blowing up on Twitter…as...

VIDEO: I Don’t Want to Date Someone With HIV

Nora and I talk about the title subject, a goofy Spotify ad by Lil Dicky (who I had never heard of before today), and some of the #ShoutYourStatus nonsense from last year. It’s all weaved together for your enjoyment. Happy New Year!   Audio and...

Talking Points Memo Chief Tweets Out Hardcore Porn by Accident While Trying to Attack Trump

I was just about to go to sleep, but this shit is too funny. Right after I got done making fun of Ronda Rousey in a glorious Twitter thread, I was alerted to another noteworthy online happening. I’ll probably still talk about her in the...

Nora & I Have a Chat About Serena Williams & “Race-Mixing”

I sat down with my lovely and talented fiance last night to talk about Serena Williams’ engagement to Reddit co-founder Alex Ohanian. We also delved into the topic of “race-mixing,” which is something I’m familiar with. Although, it’s hard for me to enunciate the opposition...

FREE PROMO: My Response to Minority Hire Ian Miles Cheong’s Heat Street Hit Piece About Little Ol’ Me

Today was going along fairly well. I was working on the new store I opened up…just kinda enjoying the end of the holiday season, ya know? But then, things took a turn towards the amazing. Heat Street and their minority hire Ian Miles Cheong decided...

Psycho SJW Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Trump-Supporting Female at Her Residence

Remember that rowdy Trump supporter that went viral after the election for ranting at some workers at a Michael’s store in Chicago? Well, according to the police, some scumbag SJW showed up at her apartment complex, started screaming obscenities at her, and shoved her. I...

“White Nationalist” Yiannopoulos Gets $250K in Book Deal, Progs (& Zoe Quinn) Go Into Meltdown Mode

No matter what you think of Milo Yiannopoulos, you have to give the man credit. Very few people can trigger the special snowflake brigade like this guy can. News broke a couple hours ago that he will be receiving $250,000 for his upcoming book from...

Charlie Sheen Prays for God (and 2016) to Take Donald Trump Next

Honestly, I really like Charlie Sheen. I can’t help it. He’s just a lovable scumbag. Plus, Major League is one of my all-time favorites. But this tweet was a pretty much ridiculous, especially considering this motherfucker has HIV from his years of cocaine, crack, and...

PINOY PINOCHET: Duterte Says He Will Drop Corrupt Politicians From His Helicopter

I feel like one of these male feminists put something in my non-alcoholic drink last night. Then again, maybe it was the 2AM torta from La Milpa. Either way, I’ve been feeling like shit today. There is one silver lining, though. I’m not due to...

Male Feminist Who Allegedly Raped Comedian Colleague Now Says HE WAS RAPED BY HER!

Here’s an update on the male feminist comedian (sounds like an oxymoron) who allegedly raped a female colleague. His name is Mo Fathelbab and he’s finally come out to say something about the night in question. I seriously did not see his new response coming,...

YEAR IN REVIEW: TheRalphRetort.com’s Top Stories of 2016

I’m going to do a longer post about the 2016 and my thoughts on it, but first, I thought it would be nice to go back and look at the top posts of the year here at TheRalphRetort.com. I did a similar list for 2015,...

DEPLORABALL DUSTUP: Baked Alaska Out, MILO In, Accusations Flying From All Parties

I was never going to the Deploraball. For one, parking in DC is a bitch. Also, I can’t leave the State of Virginia…so there’s that as well. But, the party looked interesting and it still does. However, there’s a lot of questions swirling about the...

CUCKTASTIC: “White Genocide” Professor Took His Wife’s Name, & Drexel Helped Buy Him a House!

I am still alive! I decided to just enjoy the Christmas holiday with friends and family instead of writing much. I even had a Christmas message prepared for you all! Oh well, that can get rolled into my Ode to 2016 that I’m planning. But...

Trump Supporters, Take it From a Brexiter: You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.

  Guest Editorial by TMC Trust me, Trump supporters: You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.  Over the next few weeks (and possibly even months or years) you can expect to see a total liberal meltdown and a veritable tsunami of salt. Accompanying this outrage (and encouraging...

New York Times SJW Attacks Super Mario Run, Says He Won’t Let Daughter Play it Because of Storyline

Merry Christmas all TRR readers…and to the haters and losers, as Donald Trump might say. I really don’t like writing today, but it’s been slow around here this week, so let’s do a few posts. The first thing I wanted to talk about is Super...