TheRalphRetort.com

Fake Black Woman Rachel Dolezal Set To Speak At MLK Event

Just when you thought (hoped?) that fake black woman Rachel Dolezal had left the premises for good, you find out that’s not the case. In fact, she’s now slated to speak at a fucking MLK event, if your mind can even comprehend such buffoonery. In...

Twitter Stock Down 20% at Midday on Concerns That It Won’t be Sold

No one really knows what’s going on with the rumored sale of Twitter. In fact, I’m now starting to wonder if it’s even going to get sold at all, given all the names that have dropped out the last day or so. Disney is done,...

Media Spreads Lie About Trump Backers Harassing “Undecided” Mother & Her Disabled Child

There was a story yesterday that made the rounds on social media and elsewhere. On the face of it, things looked pretty bad for Donald Trump supporters. The narrative that’s being repeated goes like this: An undecided voter and her disabled daughter went to a...

Elliot Rodger’s BMW Found in Junkyard Auction

In a YouTube video posted by ‘A Cruel Society’, several photos appear which purportedly show the dilapidated vehicle of the late anti-feminist warrior Elliot Rodger. The poster of the video claims the BMW “was found on an auction website and no one bid on it. It is located in...

#FreeRicky: Alt-Right Icon Ricky Vaughn Suspended From Twitter

More on this breaking news as we get it… 🙊🙊🙊 pic.twitter.com/KfjdPWwVYr — Jared Taylor Swift🐸 (@JaredTSwift) October 5, 2016 Ricky is over on Gab as we speak. He’s linked his Facebook page and he’s also stated that an appeal is in the works.   UPDATE:...

“BILL CLINTON HARMS WOMEN”: Former President Clinton Heckled in Canton, Ohio

More on this story as it develops, although I’m not sure how much more development we will see. I mostly just wanted to write a mini-post on Bill Clinton getting heckled to shit in Canton, Ohio: Bill Clinton being heckled now in Canton, Ohio. “Bill...

This Troll Call to C-SPAN is One of the Funniest Things You’ll Hear All Year

I used to watch Washington Journal on C-SPAN almost every single day. Even on weekends, I’d often turn it on. For one, it’s the kind of thing you can passively watch while you do something else, turning your head and focusing whenever you hear something...

These “Consent Condoms” From Amber Rose Are Guaranteed to Turn You Off

This whole consent thing is getting out of hand. Of course rape is bad, I think that goes without saying. The way SJW-types are turning everything into a an anti-rape public service announcement is making a joke out of the whole thing, however. Anti-smoking ads...

#VPDebate: Mike Pence Wipes the Floor With Tim Kaine

While I only caught the last 45 minutes of tonight’s vice presidential debate, it’s pretty clear that Mike Pence absoultely beat the hell out of Tim Kaine. Even most Democrats are admitting that, either through direct statements, or more indirect ones. For instance, many of...

BREAKING: CLINTON FOUNDATION HACKED! Many Files Available For Download

Still mad about the blueballs Wikileaks gave you early this morning? Looks like Wikileaks’ friend and partner for the #DNCLeaks, Guccifer 2.0, might have delivered where Assange left us hanging. Guccifer 2.0 claims to have hacked the infamous Clinton Foundation’s server and has disseminated some...

Yahoo News Freaks Out Because of Chan Screen-Cap Calling For Racial Code Words

Yesterday the Australian Channel 7, which is affiliated with Yahoo News Australia, posted an article titled “Trump supporters share secret code for racist slurs and hate on Twitter to avoid suspension” about what appears to be a screencap from 8chan that some guy one Twitter...

AUTISM OVERLOAD: Minecraft Billionaire Notch Spergs Out About Buying 4chan, Then Wipes Twitter

I’ve been away from home all day and I still am. I’m sitting in a hotel in northern Virginia just outside the nation’s capital, in fact. But this one was just too big to indulge in laziness. Plus, I finally figured out how to make...

Anti-Gun Senator Mugged While Slinging Pizza

Illinois Senator Napoleon Harris III (D) is an ex NFL player turned pizza salesman. He’s exactly what you expect from a brainwashed authoritarian leftist: heavily anti-gun, supports racial discrimination in hiring practices, feeds GibsMeDat mentality, and is a police witch hunt contributor. Which is why it is so hysterical that he was recently mugged by 4 people of the complexion which Hillary Clinton would call “Super Predators” while delivering a pizza to a vacant house in what police called a set-up.

Turns Out The “All Lives Matter” Protester Wearing a Gorilla Suit is Black!

You probably have heard about the guy who interrupted a Chicago Bears game by running on the field wearing a gorilla suit and a t-shirt that read “All Lives Matter’. He was subsequently arrested by security personnel. But here’s the kicker — turns out the...

Rad Fems Go After Nate Parker Over Not Apologizing For Rape Charge He Was Acquitted Of

I know some of my readers don’t like Nate Parker or his movie, Birth of a Nation. Personally, I will reserve judgement on the film itself until I’ve had the chance to see it. I also don’t know enough about Mr. Parker’s off-screen character to...

“Harambe” Runs Onto Field During NFL Game to Proclaim #AllLivesMatter

This one is pretty humorous. Some guy got drunk at the Lions/Bears game today and decided to run out onto the field. This in and of itself isn’t too noteworthy. These kinds of incidents happen all the time. In fact, I’ve seen players and/or coaches...