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Dear Mama (My Recent Posting Absence Explained)

You might have noticed that I’ve been MIA the last several days. There’s a very good reason for this that has nothing to do with me falling off the wagon, or anything like that. My mother was hospitalized for the last several days due to...

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Now is the Time to Finish Off the Battle Against the Poisonous SJW Agenda

The election of Donald Trump has already paid off in a major way and he’s just getting started. The triggering of SJWs has been unprecedented. They’re reacting in some amazingly stupid ways, not the least of which is the open hatred of the white race...

Happy Birthday, Mike Cernovich!

I know there’s only an hour and a half or so left in the day, but I wanted to write a short post wishing Mike Cernovich a Happy Birthday (even though I already did so over on Twitter). I can honestly say that he’s one...

Rabid Hillary Supporters Dox More Electors in Hopes of Screwing Trump at Electoral College

This doesn’t sound like the best way to bring someone over to your side, but hey, what do I know? The #NotMyPresident Alliance, a national anti-Donald Trump protest group, has released the personal information of dozens of Electoral College members in states that voted Republican....

“Racism” Has Been Rendered Meaningless, & the Toronto “Alt-Right” Poster Freakout Proves It

One of the best things about Donald Trump’s glorious, GLORIOUS election win is how it proved that all the main smears that SJWs and “journalists” throw at wrongthinkers – Sexist, Racist, Islamophobe etc – have lost most of their power. After all, Trump was hit...

UNREALITY: Clintonite Blames Hillary’s Loss on Alleged Sexism From “Bernie Bros”

The Clinton Crew is still blaming anything and everything…except their shitty candidate. They’ll never accept the simple truth: Hillary was the worst Democratic candidate since Dukakis: In an interview with CNN Newsroom Wednesday, Hillary Clinton senior advisor Karen Finney blamed the Democratic candidate’s loss on...

Twitter Holocaust: SPLC Has Dozens of Alt-Right Accounts Deleted, Then Brags About It

Twitter has entered a new phase in their war against free expression. The same place that once claimed to represent the “free speech wing of the free speech party” has now decided to wipe out numerous alt-right accounts at the behest of the Southern Poverty...

Washington Post Says it’s Time for The United States of America to Get Rid of…States

Today, in the growing list of crazy ideas to come from Hillary Clinton’s pathetic candidacy for President of the United States, we have another stellar entry. The Washington Post suggests that the United States of America get rid of…wait for it…states. They didn’t have an...

Radfems at Slate Put Out a Bounty on Abortions Trump May Have Paid For (With No Evidence, Of Course)

I imagine that someday soon, progressives will accept that Donald Trump is going to be the next president. Perhaps the realization will come after the Electoral College completes their perfunctory duty on December 19th and makes it 100% official. It basically already is 100%, but...

Pro-White “Alt-Right” Posters Freak Out Special Snowflakes in Toronto

This one made me laugh… Toronto police have launched an investigation after residents in the city’s east-end found “ultra right wing” posters that urged white people “tired of political correctness” and “questioning when immigration will stop” to join an online movement they suspect arose out...

IT ENDS TONIGHT: Arthur Chu’s Wife Dumps Him, Has Marriage Dissolved

Arthur Chu sure had plenty to say in the wake of Donald Trumps election triumph. Actually, it seemed like he had a lot of time on his hands. I do shit-talking for a living, so you can understand why I’m so dedicated. But even so,...

Sorry Joss Whedon Hopes for Trump’s Murder?: “Trump cannot CANNOT be allowed a term in office”

Hollywood types just can’t seem to accept reality: Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. They’re coming up with all sorts of schemes to cheat him out of his win, including Electoral College shenanigans. It’s not going to work, of course, but...

Weirdo Rioters Arrested in Portland Have to Been Seen to Be Believed

I did a long post the other day filled with tweets and videos from the rioting in Portland over Donald Trump’s election win. Even though we haven’t talked about it here the last couple days, it’s still been ongoing. In fact, 71 rioters were arrested...

SJWS: The Scum We Fought Before is the Same Scum We Fight Now. Only This Time, They Want the Whole Country to Burn

I’ve been consistent with my views over the last few days. The left is like a wounded animal right now and there is a very good chance the violence they’re promoting will soon spiral into people getting killed at these “protests,” which are actually riots...

Failed Ghostbuster Kate McKinnon Opens SNL as if 9/11 Just Happened

You can tell that the hacks over at Saturday Night Live aren’t taking the Trump win very well. They just had Kate McKinnon, of failed Ghostbusters infamy, open the show as if 9/11 just happened. She was dressed up as Hillary Clinton while doing a...

TheRalphReview: Silenced. Our War on Free Speech

A couple days before the election, I watched Mike Cernovich’s Kickstarter-funded project, Silenced. Our War on Free Speech (written and directed by Loren Feldman). I was originally going to have this review up much sooner, but as you know, Trump won and I’ve been spending most...