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“Captain America” Chris Evans Caught Spreading #FakeNews

Today is apparently #FakeNews day at TheRalphRetort.com. Yes, I’m getting tired of the term as well, but then again, the “progressives” are the ones who started this bullshit fight. So, we should all hold them to their own standards. Of course, they’re the biggest practitioners...

Michael Ian Black Spreads Fake Breitbart Post in an Effort to Smear Them as Anti-Jew

I wonder if Michael Ian Black is really this stupid. Late last night, he spread a fake Breitbart post that allegedly showed they were anti-Jew. As if on cue, Breitbart has a Jew-bashing piece because they are Jew bashers. It's what they love. Happy Hanukkah....

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Michael Sheen Quits Acting Just So He Can Get Away From Sarah Silverman

I’ve seen about 200 headlines about Michael Sheen‘s decision to quit acting so that he can devote himself to full-time activism. I’ve enjoyed his performances throughout the years, so on some level this is sad to see. I also don’t care all that much for...

WHAT DUE PROCESS? The University of Minnesota Just Railroaded 10 Football Players Over a Seemingly Bogus Rape Case

The Univeristy of Minnesota has made headlines recently by suspending 10 football players who a drunk woman has alleged raped her. The only problem with her accusation is that it appears to be false, according to an investigator who has viewed the footage. According to...

Vox Admits The SJW Label Is a Huge and Successful Weapon Against Radical Feminism

I remember arguing with people during the early days of GamerGate about the term “social justice warrior” or “SJW,” for short. They were dead set against using it and felt that the acronym caused harm to the fight against radical feminism. My main argument against...

President Duterte Admits He Personally Killed Three People While Mayor of Davao

A couple weeks ago, I brought you the Christmas message President Rodrigo Duterte sent out to drug dealers and gang members. It was one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen and appeared to be plucked from a 1980’s action film. Well, we haven’t...

Kurt Eichenwald

Noted Psychopath Kurt Eichenwald Literally Makes Federal Case Out Of Twitter Gif

Kurt Eichenwald has some sort of mental illness. I’m not an expert in these things, so I cannot tell you which particular illness afflicts him, but I do know that he seems to have delusions of grandeur. He talks about secret messages from the CIA...

#Killstream 54: Featuring Brittany Pettibone (Saturday, December 17th @ 7PM EST)

This week were are joined by rising star Brittany Pettibone, who has went deep inside the #PizzaGate controversy, among other things. We’re going to talk with her about that, as well as the Electoral College vote on Monday, Kanye visiting Trump Tower and the racist...

EDITOR’S NOTE: All Apologies

On August 27th of this year, I traveled to Loudoun County to meetup with a colleague I had done some projects with online. I almost stopped myself from going, several times. Now, of course, I wish I had. At the time, though, I had no...

Slate & Jamelle Bouie Go FULL RACE BAIT, Call Trump and Dylann Roof “Brothers in White Resentment”

I’ve been very slow with the posting this week. I will fill you in later on why that’s been the case. It’s not the kind of news I wanted to bring you, but the post in general has been a longtime coming. There’s another bit...

BUSTED: BuzzFeed Caught Spreading Fake News as Another Hate Crime Hoax Falls Apart

I knew this story was bullshit as soon as I heard it, but apparently the rubes at BuzzFeed were too stupid to even put up an “alleged” in front of this bullshit accusation. First, let’s examine their original post, which does now have a new...

MEME MAGIC? Adult Swim Under Fire After Canceling Sam Hyde’s “World Peace,” Might Reverse Decision!

This one made me smile. Perhaps there’s still hope for Sam Hyde’s Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace after its nonsensical cancellation at the hands of BuzzFeed and the perpetually offended “progressive” community… Just got a nervous phone call, execs didn't realize pressure from mde...

VIDEO: NFL Legends Jim Brown and Ray Lewis Praise Donald Trump After Meeting

The quotes from this presser are amazing. Jim Brown and Ray Lewis both praised Donald Trump. He could not have been more gracious, according to Mr. Brown, who admitted that he had not voted for Trump. That tells you a lot about how The Donald...

Kanye Called a “Coon” & “Race Traitor” in Wake of Trump Meeting

I woke up late this morning, and boy was this a bad day to do that! Kanye West, seemingly confirming his statement from a couple weeks ago, met with President-elect Donald Trump this morning. Yes, that really happened and it’s one of the most glorious...

UT Austin Student Daniel Salinas: “Someone needs to kill Trump, along with the rest of his cabinet”

Some people are just too stupid to use social media. You probably shouldn’t incite violence against the president-elect if your info is out there for people to find. Most of the time, I wouldn’t waste the energy it takes to look a clown like this...

NO LONGER FUNNY: College Campuses Descend Further Into Absurdity in the Age of Trump

I have several stories to catch-up on, but the first one I wanted to get to is what’s happening at Oxford University. In case you missed the news, here’s something that should send a shudder down your spine. Students at the University of Oxford are...