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Why Giving Away the Nuclear Launch Response Time Was a Fatal Mistake

I really can’t believe I have to write this but some people just don’t seem to understand why Hillary Clinton just made a critical error that shouldn’t just cost her the election, but also her freedom. She needs to be in jail, right this minute and needs to get interrogated by intelligence specialists to determine the reason why she did what she did. We assume it’s because she’s a senile psychopath who doesn’t care at all about our safety, but with a “mistake” of this magnitude, you just can’t be sure.

Hillary Clinton AGAIN Promotes Anti-GamerGate Lolcow Brianna Wu

It sure must be getting difficult to keep pretending that Hillary Clinton isn’t the SJW Anti-Gamer candidate of this election. I thought my original case for labeling her that way was already quite strong, and afterwards her campaign vindicated me by openly promoting an Anti-GamerGate...

Bloodthirsty Bill Kristol Gets Erect at the Thought of Hillary Bringing in More Wars

I’ve always hated Bill Kristol. I don’t say that lightly, as longtime readers of the site will note. Most people that I write about actually just amuse me. They even make me money, how could I truly hate them? There are some exceptions, though, and...

Baked Alaska Interview: Banned From the App Store Over Pepe the Frog!

I just got off the horn with the inimitable Baked Alaska. If you don’t know him then you will by the time you listen to the interview we just did. It’s more than likely that many of you are already very familiar with his work,...

TROLOLOLO: CNBC Claims Twitter’s “Troll Problem” Was a Big Reason They Didn’t Get Sold

As I mentioned several times, I was out of town yesterday. Late last night, Seattle4Truth messaged me the latest to come out about Twitter’s failed sale. I have to admit, this made me laugh more than it probably should have. I’ll explain why after I...

Team Hillary Caught LITERALLY Dumping Their Sh*t All Over America

A Hillary Clinton campaign bus has been caught literally dumping shit all over the American people. OK, it was an Atlanta city street, but still You can’t make stuff like this up. Well, I guess you could, but no one would believe you…absent visual evidence....

The National Enquirer Claims to Have the Goods on Crooked Hillary in Latest Issue

The National Enquirer is claiming to have some major dirt on Hillary Clinton. As is usually the case with them, they’ve teased some of it on their website but want you to go to the grocery store and pickup their rag in order to get...

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The #Ghostbusters Honest Trailers Video is so Savage YouTube Comments Have Been Disabled

Here’s a hilarious story I saw The Hollywood Reporter Twitter account retweet. By the way, I really enjoy their website. They cover an amazing amount of ground and they’re usually pretty fair. THR isn’t perfect, of course, but it’s probably my favorite entertainment site as...

O’KEEFE STRIKES AGAIN! Second Video Shows How Hillary Plans Mass Voter Fraud

From Project Veritas… Democrats Have Been Rigging Election for Fifty Years and Here Is the Proof Project Veritas Action has released the second video in a multi-part series that is sending shockwaves through the DNC and the Clinton campaign. The first video explained the dark...

CULTURAL ENRICHMENT?: Shooting in Germany Leaves 1 Dead, Possible Hostage Situation Unfolding

More on this as it comes in, but needless to say it looks like there might be some more cultural enrichment going on in Germany. Either way, it’s a tragic situation. #Update: One dead and one serious injury after shooting reported in #Düren, western Germany...

A Ton of Trump-Hating “Journalists” Just Got Doxed on 8chan

I’ve been out on business all day, but the waggon internet never stops rolling. It looks like a shitload of Trump hating “journalists” just got their dox posted all over 8chan, among other places. It was even up on 4chan for a few hours. As you...

BREAKING: Undercover Video Reveals DNC & Hillary Campaign Inciting Violence at Trump Rallies

This week is likely to be one of the most exciting of the whole election, and we’re off to a great start with Project Veritas dropping part one of a scandalous undercover sting operation, today. James O’Keefe, the founder of Project Veritas, has come through....

One Day Biden Declares Cyber War, Next Day Assange Is Cut Off From Internet. Hmmm…

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but it seems like a series of events during the last couple of days are related. First, you have the Democrats calling Assange a puppet of Putin. Then you have Vice President Joe Biden calling for an offensive cyber war...

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#BLM Kingpin DeRay McKesson Trashes Dems For Donating to N.C. GOP in Wake of Firebombing

Just when I was about to go to sleep, DeRay McKesson’s nasty, sick, disgusting, pathetic ass dragged me back to the keyboard. Someone tagged me in a tweet showing something that McKesson spread on his timeline in the aftermath of the firebombing attack on a...

Washington Post’s Cillizza: “Reporters Don’t Root for a Side”

I have some business to attend to in Northern Virginia, so unfortunately I’m going to be out of pocket for most of tomorrow. It may have seemed like I was gone today, but I was actually hard at work behind the scenes messing with site...

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Loony Louise Mensch Accuses VICE Journalist of Treason for Criticizing Hillary Clinton

Louise Mensch has gotten plenty of coverage on this site lately, but she’s clearly not done embarrassing herself yet. Last night the editor of “Anti-SJW” Heat Street went on the most spectacular Twitter meltdown I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing live. Some highlights: Repeatedly...