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BOOM: Kid Rock Confirms Senate Run While Trashing Mainstream Media

There have been rumors swirling around that Kid Rock is going to run for US Senate, and today he confirmed it with a press release titled, “Once again the press is wrong“, where he stated: Once again the press is wrong. First of all, I’ve...

SHARIA LAW: Court Gives Probation to Chicago Woman Who Murdered Infant For Fear of Being ‘Honor-Killed’ by Family

Are you from a family of religious extremists? If so, apparently in Chicago, that gives you the right to murder your own baby by throwing it out of an 8th story window without even going to prison. A 19 year old Chicago woman was sentenced...

BREAKING: Trump Jr. Entrapped by Obama To Obtain FISA Warrant to Spy on Campaign

Now that denizens of the internet have had a few hours to search through the mounds of evidence, it seems that the fiasco regarding Donald Trump Jr. meeting with the Russian lawyer was an illegal set-up by the Obama administration to obtain a FISA warrant,...

BUSTED: TV Channel Pushing FAKE Amelia Earhart Story Blaming Japan has TIES TO CHINA

We live in an era of fake news that’s financed in part by foreign interests. But fake news isn’t enough for them — now they’re trying to rewrite history. History (formerly known as The History Channel) recently aired a special that attempted to blame Japan...

Linda Sarsour Is A Traitor

The following article is from NewMediaCentral, an amazing site that I think you should all check out. They have great news and opinion pieces, and they’re not afraid to give their candid opinion on controversial topics. The site was founded by my friends Sal Traina...

BREAKING: Anthony Cumia SUSPENDED by Twitter

The conservative talk-show host and comedian, Anthony Cumia, who occasionally hosts the Alex Jones Show, was suspended from Twitter just minutes ago. Cumia became a public figure by co-hosting the Opie and Anthony show on XM Radio. pour one out for our favorite WHITE tunisian...

Free Speech Fight on Right Provides Insights

You would be surprised at the amount of information I receive in this shithole. For instance, there is a newspaper delivered every morning, however only one copy is provided. I left out one a pertinent fact: that paper is the Washington Post. Still, things could...

WATCH: Shia LaBeouf THREATENED TO KILL A COP After Latest Arrest

He will not divide us, but he will make us so depressed that we have to drink ourselves into a stupor and threaten police officers — oh wait. That’s not us. That’s just Shia LaBeouf, the infamous liberal activist and former movie star that gained...

HOLLYWOOD NO! Deray Triggered After ‘Planet of the Apes’ Makes Blue-Vest-Wearing ‘Bad Ape’ Character

Hollywood! I thought you guys were anti-racists. I thought you guys were cool. Turns out they’re a bunch of white supremacists that mock the leading Black Lives Matter activist by creating a blue-vest-wearing character that Deray thought bore a striking resemblance to him. SHAME! Given...

Desperate Dems Think They Can Win the Meme War With Pathetic 50-State Strategy

The desperate Democrats are realizing they have to change things up if they want to start winning elections. That’s because they’re up against a conservative movement that has become a finely tuned meme-machine — a decentralized operation that pumps out a never ending supply of...

Anita Sarkeesian

FRAUD: The Anita Sarkeesian Story.

Apparently, Anita Sarkesian sperged out when Carl ‘Sargon of Akkad’ Benjamin showered up to her presentation at vidcon. I was told this second hand, of course. You don’t know how sad I am to have missed out on the Twitter lulz. I gave Nora a...

BREAKING: Creepy CNN Cheers Info-Theft From Random Man’s Cellphone to Harass Him With Publicly

CNN is like a gremlin that ate after midnight — a monster that’s growing more wicked by the minute.  You’ve heard about the #CNNBlackMail debacle, but now CNN is cheering something that’s even stranger, at least in some respects. A fat woman who claims to...

Sarah Silverman got “Less Ignorant” by Reading Pro-Jihad Rant but Doesn’t Like Being Mocked

Sarah Silverman is supposedly a comedian, and most definitely a political activist that works with the DNC. After Linda Sarsour called for Jihad against Trump, Sarah Silverman said she became “less ignorant” after reading a pro-jihad on Twitter. I read this thread and got less...

CNN IS ISIS: Network Correspondent Worked with Al Qaeda, Says ‘Islamists’ are the ‘Heroes’ in Syria

Is CNN is literally ISIS? According to new evidence that has been uncovered, the accusation might turn out to be far more than hyperbole. In this 30 second video clip, a CNN correspondent, Clarissa Ward, says that the “heroes on the ground” in Syria are...

WATCH: Trump Responds to #CNNBlackmail Controversy, Says it ‘Was Unfortunate — FOR THEM’

A reporter asked President Trump about the #CNNBlackmail scandal while he was holding a dual press conference with Polish President, Andrzej Duda, in Warsaw, Poland. Trump responded that it was “unfortunate, for them”. He continued, “As you know now they have some pretty serious problems,...

Random Anon Has Tweet Go Viral — No, We Won’t Threaten To Dox Him Like CNN, Even if Trump RT’s

Last week I didn’t think a headline like that would have been necessary. But here we are, after the network blackmailed a meme-creator into an apology so I thought I should make the clarification that I’m not going to dox some random guy for tweeting...