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Chatting With a Wiccan About #SpiritCooking

Here’s an interesting conversation with a Wiccan I know from Twitter (Myna) about the “Spirit Cooking” news.   Myna: https://twitter.com/WendigoNasty Killstream will be as scheduled tonight at 7PM EST. ******************************************** Support from viewers helps us do more programming: http://patreon.com/theralphretort https://www.paypal.me/theralphretort Like and/or share this if...

“WHITE GUYS RUN AMOK” — HuffPo in Hysterical, Racist Panic Mode Only 3 days Out

Just the other day, Ralph wrote about how Brianna Wu — the whacky professional victim and transsexual social justice sperg — implied that GamerGate had basically infiltrated the FBI. The theory sounded so crazy it was laughable. We all had a good chuckle. At the...

Another Take on Hillary’s Spirit Cooking Scandal, From an Initial Skeptic

When I first got on Twitter today and saw many people people tweeting about the latest leaked emails supposedly outing Hillary and the other Democrats as Satanists, I was sure this was just a hysterical overreaction to the use of a random term that sounds...

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IT’S HAPPENING: Washington State ‘Elector’ REFUSES to Vote Hillary — Even if She Wins!

From ABC: A Democratic elector in Washington state said Friday he won’t vote for Hillary Clinton even if she wins the popular vote in his state on Election Day, adding a degree of suspense when the Electoral College affirms the election results next month. Robert...

#BREAKING: Rolling Stone & Reporter Found Liable in Suit Over Discredited Article About Alleged Gang Rape at UVA

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. It’s even better than the alleged Satan worshiping at the top levels of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. More on this as it comes in… #BREAKING: Rolling Stone, reporter, found liable in suit over discredited article about alleged...

CLINTON SATANISTS? Spirit Cooking May Be The Craziest Sh*t I’ve Ever Heard Of In Politics

I’m getting a late start today and it looks like I came in on the craziest shit ever. The number one trend on Twitter today has to do with an activity known as spirit cooking. What is spirit cooking, you ask? Well, it seems to...

Infamous Nutter Brianna Wu Insinuates the FBI Was Infiltrated by GamerGate

I guess this is throwback day here at TheRalphRetort.com. I already put up a post mocking Anita Sarkeesian. Now, I’m turning my attention to Brianna Wu. Although, Wu is nuttier and more despicable than Anita could ever dream of being. When I think about detestable...

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Ghostsbusters Bomb Was Tougher on Sony Than Previously Thought

We’ve all had a lot of fun laughing about how badly the Ghostbusters remake bombed. It’s been reported that Sony lost at least $70 million on the project. It looks like those reports were somewhat generous, however. According to a piece recently published by The...

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Anita Sarkeesian Looks Like a Drug-Addled Bargain Basement Hooker in Latest Video

My my, Ms. Sarkeesian has fallen a long way indeed. I’m not sure what stylist in their right mind would deem this an appropriate look, but then again, as someone said on my Twitter feed: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. You need help,...

Thoughts on Vaping

When I gave up drink and drugs in late August, I picked up an old and destructive habit a few weeks later. Smoking. Now, I know that smoking is one of the dumbest things you could possible do. I watched it kill my grandmother, for...

MEDIA CANCER: LA Times Journalist Openly Wishes for Death of Donald Trump (UPDATE: He’s Fired)

First off for today, thank you all for the messages on my sobriety column. I’m going to go through and respond to all the comments right after this post. Now, let’s talk about the impartial media. They’re famous for their even-handedness and balanced take on...

Twitter Suspends Ricky Vaughn AGAIN After CEO Jack Dorsey Personally Intervenes

I wasn’t oringally going to write this up immediately, since Ricky Vaughn (the alt-right one, not Charlie Sheen) getting suspended from Twitter isn’t exactly breaking news given their grudge against him. But, when I saw that Jack Dorsey personally intervened in order to give him...

Sobriety, 65 Days In

Every once in awhile, I like to write about topics that are outside the normal fare you see here on the site. As you know, I took last week off so I could spend time with my lovely and talented fiancé. I don’t get to...

Out of Real Ammo, Media Now Claims Russians Have Trump Sex Tape

It gets hard to come up with the openings to these posts sometimes. How many ways can you say the mainstream media has sunk to a new low? Over the last 24 hours they have been pushing a debunked story about Donald Trump being controlled...

WARMONGER: Hillary Clinton is a Threat to the Peace & Prosperity of the United States

One aspect of Hillary Clinton’s political record that hasn’t gotten nearly enough attention during the 2016 campaign is her foreign policy. This is inexcusable, not just because foreign policy in general is one of the areas where the president has the freest reign to shape...

Obama Gives FBI Director Comey Vote of Confidence, Completely Contradicting Clinton Campaign Spin

Well, isn’t this something. After days and says of attacks on FBI Director James Comey from the Democratic establishment and their allies in the mainstream media, President Obama has come out and completely shit all over their spin. I have to give him some credit...