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NY Times Feminist Says “Angry” Men to Blame for Being Left Behind

I did a Rundown episode last night with the lovely and talented Nora, who is an associate editor here on the site, as well as my fiancé. I’m lucky to have her for many reasons, some of which are evident in this video. We talked about...

The Root of All Cuckoldry

Today’s youth remain in an intellectual vacuum devoid of any opposing viewpoints or complex ideas until they complete high school at approximately eighteen years of age. At the cusp of adulthood, they are equipped with a diploma before they experience even the smallest altercation with opposition. The vacuum they are so accustomed to and comfortable within is sustained well into adulthood by technology, in that any threat to one’s valued beliefs may be met with a swift “block.” With the press of a button, spineless millennial ideologues of all shapes and sizes can make the uncomforting thoughts go away, and it allows their echo chambers remains intact.

How Democrats Rig Elections Legally: The Mass Importation of Democrat Voters From the 3rd World

Outright voter fraud or not, next week’s election will in a very real sense be rigged. The media coverage of the two presidential candidates has basically amounted to non-stop propaganda to get Hillary Clinton elected, as Hillary-supporting journalists week after week cover up scandals involving...

UCSB College Republicans Defeat Campus Fascists Who Tried to Block Ben Shapiro Appearance

I watched a video earlier on YouTube. It’s 30 minutes long, which is about 20 minutes longer than just about 95% of anything I watch over there. It was so enrapturing that I could not turn away, however.   A little background: The University of California...

Chatting With a Wiccan About #SpiritCooking

Here’s an interesting conversation with a Wiccan I know from Twitter (Myna) about the “Spirit Cooking” news.   Myna: https://twitter.com/WendigoNasty Killstream will be as scheduled tonight at 7PM EST. ******************************************** Support from viewers helps us do more programming: http://patreon.com/theralphretort https://www.paypal.me/theralphretort Like and/or share this if...

Another Take on Hillary’s Spirit Cooking Scandal, From an Initial Skeptic

When I first got on Twitter today and saw many people people tweeting about the latest leaked emails supposedly outing Hillary and the other Democrats as Satanists, I was sure this was just a hysterical overreaction to the use of a random term that sounds...

#BREAKING: Rolling Stone & Reporter Found Liable in Suit Over Discredited Article About Alleged Gang Rape at UVA

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. It’s even better than the alleged Satan worshiping at the top levels of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. More on this as it comes in… #BREAKING: Rolling Stone, reporter, found liable in suit over discredited article about alleged...

CLINTON SATANISTS? Spirit Cooking May Be The Craziest Sh*t I’ve Ever Heard Of In Politics

I’m getting a late start today and it looks like I came in on the craziest shit ever. The number one trend on Twitter today has to do with an activity known as spirit cooking. What is spirit cooking, you ask? Well, it seems to...

Infamous Nutter Brianna Wu Insinuates the FBI Was Infiltrated by GamerGate

I guess this is throwback day here at TheRalphRetort.com. I already put up a post mocking Anita Sarkeesian. Now, I’m turning my attention to Brianna Wu. Although, Wu is nuttier and more despicable than Anita could ever dream of being. When I think about detestable...

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Ghostsbusters Bomb Was Tougher on Sony Than Previously Thought

We’ve all had a lot of fun laughing about how badly the Ghostbusters remake bombed. It’s been reported that Sony lost at least $70 million on the project. It looks like those reports were somewhat generous, however. According to a piece recently published by The...

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Anita Sarkeesian Looks Like a Drug-Addled Bargain Basement Hooker in Latest Video

My my, Ms. Sarkeesian has fallen a long way indeed. I’m not sure what stylist in their right mind would deem this an appropriate look, but then again, as someone said on my Twitter feed: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. You need help,...

Thoughts on Vaping

When I gave up drink and drugs in late August, I picked up an old and destructive habit a few weeks later. Smoking. Now, I know that smoking is one of the dumbest things you could possible do. I watched it kill my grandmother, for...

MEDIA CANCER: LA Times Journalist Openly Wishes for Death of Donald Trump (UPDATE: He’s Fired)

First off for today, thank you all for the messages on my sobriety column. I’m going to go through and respond to all the comments right after this post. Now, let’s talk about the impartial media. They’re famous for their even-handedness and balanced take on...

Twitter Suspends Ricky Vaughn AGAIN After CEO Jack Dorsey Personally Intervenes

I wasn’t oringally going to write this up immediately, since Ricky Vaughn (the alt-right one, not Charlie Sheen) getting suspended from Twitter isn’t exactly breaking news given their grudge against him. But, when I saw that Jack Dorsey personally intervened in order to give him...

Sobriety, 65 Days In

Every once in awhile, I like to write about topics that are outside the normal fare you see here on the site. As you know, I took last week off so I could spend time with my lovely and talented fiancé. I don’t get to...

Out of Real Ammo, Media Now Claims Russians Have Trump Sex Tape

It gets hard to come up with the openings to these posts sometimes. How many ways can you say the mainstream media has sunk to a new low? Over the last 24 hours they have been pushing a debunked story about Donald Trump being controlled...