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These “Consent Condoms” From Amber Rose Are Guaranteed to Turn You Off

This whole consent thing is getting out of hand. Of course rape is bad, I think that goes without saying. The way SJW-types are turning everything into a an anti-rape public service announcement is making a joke out of the whole thing, however. Anti-smoking ads...

#VPDebate: Mike Pence Wipes the Floor With Tim Kaine

While I only caught the last 45 minutes of tonight’s vice presidential debate, it’s pretty clear that Mike Pence absoultely beat the hell out of Tim Kaine. Even most Democrats are admitting that, either through direct statements, or more indirect ones. For instance, many of...

BREAKING: CLINTON FOUNDATION HACKED! Many Files Available For Download

Still mad about the blueballs Wikileaks gave you early this morning? Looks like Wikileaks’ friend and partner for the #DNCLeaks, Guccifer 2.0, might have delivered where Assange left us hanging. Guccifer 2.0 claims to have hacked the infamous Clinton Foundation’s server and has disseminated some...

Yahoo News Freaks Out Because of Chan Screen-Cap Calling For Racial Code Words

Yesterday the Australian Channel 7, which is affiliated with Yahoo News Australia, posted an article titled “Trump supporters share secret code for racist slurs and hate on Twitter to avoid suspension” about what appears to be a screencap from 8chan that some guy one Twitter...

AUTISM OVERLOAD: Minecraft Billionaire Notch Spergs Out About Buying 4chan, Then Wipes Twitter

I’ve been away from home all day and I still am. I’m sitting in a hotel in northern Virginia just outside the nation’s capital, in fact. But this one was just too big to indulge in laziness. Plus, I finally figured out how to make...

Anti-Gun Senator Mugged While Slinging Pizza

Illinois Senator Napoleon Harris III (D) is an ex NFL player turned pizza salesman. He’s exactly what you expect from a brainwashed authoritarian leftist: heavily anti-gun, supports racial discrimination in hiring practices, feeds GibsMeDat mentality, and is a police witch hunt contributor. Which is why it is so hysterical that he was recently mugged by 4 people of the complexion which Hillary Clinton would call “Super Predators” while delivering a pizza to a vacant house in what police called a set-up.

Turns Out The “All Lives Matter” Protester Wearing a Gorilla Suit is Black!

You probably have heard about the guy who interrupted a Chicago Bears game by running on the field wearing a gorilla suit and a t-shirt that read “All Lives Matter’. He was subsequently arrested by security personnel. But here’s the kicker — turns out the...

Rad Fems Go After Nate Parker Over Not Apologizing For Rape Charge He Was Acquitted Of

I know some of my readers don’t like Nate Parker or his movie, Birth of a Nation. Personally, I will reserve judgement on the film itself until I’ve had the chance to see it. I also don’t know enough about Mr. Parker’s off-screen character to...

“Harambe” Runs Onto Field During NFL Game to Proclaim #AllLivesMatter

This one is pretty humorous. Some guy got drunk at the Lions/Bears game today and decided to run out onto the field. This in and of itself isn’t too noteworthy. These kinds of incidents happen all the time. In fact, I’ve seen players and/or coaches...

REPORT: Hillary Wanted to Drone Strike Assange

Now, this is a scandalous report. I can’t say for sure if it’s true or not, but it’s being passed around the Trump-o-shpere and so I thought it was worth a look for those of you who might not have seen it yet. According to...

OTHERKIN BOOSTERS: This is What MTV Has Become

I saw a video clip a few minutes ago and decided to post it on Twitter. It’s from MTV and goes a step beyond their regular degeneracy. Although, come to think of it, maybe it’s right in line with the usual fare they offer. What...

Heat Street’s Louise Mensch Lives Off Convicted Pedophile’s Profits

Louise Mensch’s history of hypocrisy in her political and journalistic career has been well-documented, but her damage control on the behalf of her husband’s pedophile client has been all but buried over the years. Louise’s husband Peter is the founder of Q Prime which managed the...

#Killstream 46: Loony Louise Goes Off The Rails

The panel and I discussed: Louise Mensch going nuts about Russia, the ICANN handover, Tim Burton getting dragged by SJWs, the new Luke Cage show on Netflix and how a BLM backer doesn’t like Cage’s aversion to the n-word, the Candid app controversy, and much...

My Review of The Red Pill Review Will be Posted October 6th

Last night, I had the chance to watch a review copy of The Red Pill. Due to an embargo, I can’t post my official review until October 6th. I have no problem with this restriction, even thought I have a lot to say about the...

Luke Cage

Bill Simmons’ New Site is Mad Luke Cage is Conservative & Hates the N-Word

I’ve seen a lot of people on Twitter today raving about the new Marvel series on Netflix, Luke Cage. I haven’t had a chance to watch Daredevil or Jessica Jones, the preceding shows in the Netflix/Marvel universe, so it will probably be awhile before I...

Tim Burton is The Latest White Male Influencer That SJWs Want to Destroy

Another day, another bullshit story about diversity in Hollywood films. Now, the SJW shit squad is trying to take Tim Burton down a peg because of an interview he did where he said this: “Nowadays, people are talking about it more,” he says regarding film...