YOU’RE WELCOME, FEMINISTS! TheRalphRetort.com Raised Thousands of Dollars for Aspiring Female Game Devs

I wanted to take this moment to graciously accept you thanks for raising thousands of dollars for aspiring female game developers. In the wake of my absolute destruction of BioWare (more on that in the next post) and the lying liars who run the place,...

John Rivello

John Rivello (aka Jew Goldstein) Has Made Bail, But is Ordered to Stay at Dad’s House 24/7 with No Internet Access

I’ve been following the latest developments surrounding the “a gif is now a deadly weapon” case concerning Kurt Eichenwald and the accused John Rivello (aka Jew Goldstein). I’m on record saying this is pretty much a free speech case and that it would set a...

Marine Le Pen

Can Marine Le Pen Win the French Presidency? I Wouldn’t Count Her Out, That’s For Sure

The way the French presidential election works is that there’s two rounds, with the top two finishers from the first round facing-off again in the second, unless one of them garners over 50% in the first round. In the history of direct presidential elections over...

PewDiePie Destroys VICE’s Credibility With One Tweet After They Lie About His “Restricted Mode” Status

The YouTube “Restricted Mode” kerfuffle isn’t kinda stupid to me. Yes, I would prefer that Restricted Mode not exist and everyone be allowed to post and search for whatever they want on YouTube. That is the optimum goal. However, it’s not turned on by default....

ZOE QUINN’S EX GOES NUCLEAR: Calls Her a “Compulsive Liar” in EXPLOSIVE Twitter Rant

The hits keep coming these last few days. This has been the biggest 30 days in the storied history of this website and things keep getting better and better. I have sad news for my enemies…I’m just getting started. On that note, let’s play catch-up...

After MundaneMatt Jarbo Got Destroyed by His Own Fans For Defending Female Rapist, Dave Cullen Came in for the Kill

MundaneMatt, aka Matt Jarbo, is a shill of the highest order. Way back in the day, he wanted to setup a council to “run GamerGate,” which is just as dumb as it sounds. He’s been crying about Twitter refusing to verify him for years, which...

Tomi Lahren Controversy Highlights Need for Some Kind of Political Settlement on Abortion

I’m not all that familiar with Tomi Lahren. I don’t watch her show on The Blaze, or any other show on The Blaze, for that matter. Glenn Beck is cancer and revealed himself to be a sniveling coward during the 2016 presidential campaign. Not only...

Flashing Gif Tweeted at Eichenwald Declared a “Deadly Weapon” in Texas Grand Jury Indictment

The other day, we talked about John Rivello being arrested by federal authorities for the “crime” of tweeting a flashing, strobe effect gif at Newsweek’s Kurt Eichenwald. Apparently, that wasn’t enough, as today he was indicted by a grand jury down in Texas for the...

A LESSON IN STRATEGY: When You Play by the Narrative of the Other Side, You Lose

This has been the craziest weekend I’ve had as editor and owner of this site in quite some time. It reminded me of the halcyon days of GamerGate, in good ways and in bad. The same lames who attacked me back then attacked me this...

Teen Vogue

Teen Vogue is Brimming With Anti-White Male Hate Mongers

I wasn’t even going to write a post about Teen Vogue and their anti-white hate monger staff, but then this tweet took off… Teen Vogue in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen! pic.twitter.com/S2I4ptOq5l — Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) March 19, 2017 Which made me remember that the...

YET ANOTHER HATE HOAX: Black Youths Charged With Twisting Yard Menorah Into Swastika

Let’s take a short break from the fallout over my recent article on the new Mass Effect game. I’ll have another post about it tonight, but first, I want to bring you more information on yet another hate hoax incident. It seems that virtually every...

Gab

Twitter Alternative Gab Is Worth a Second Look If You Slept on It Early

When I first signed on to Gab.ai, I was skeptical. Some features were lacking, the reply system wasn’t very smooth, and there were several other quirks that kept me from using it very often. Things have improved a bit since then, enough that I think...

JonTron

JonTron Responds to the Media Campaign That’s Tried to Label Him as Some Sort of Nazi

JonTron finally responded to the media assault that’s been brought to bear against him since his debate with the Twitch streamer known as Destiny. JonTron, real name Jon Jafari, admits that he had some stumbles during the debate, which is pretty obvious if you actually...

mass effect

WHATEVER LIE IT TAKES: BioWare is Desperate to Save the Turd Known as Mass Effect: Andromeda

I know I’ve been talking about going off and playing Breath of the Wild a lot recently, but today, I actually did it! I’m about 25% of the way through the game and it’s one of the best things I’ve played in ages. But, no...

A Cosplayer With No Video Game Experience was the Lead Facial Animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda

The entire internet has been laughing at Mass Effect: Andromeda over the last couple days. It would take three articles to properly chronicle all the mistakes we’ve seen with the animation in this game, so just watch the latest PewDiePie video instead. As you can...

Kurt Eichenwald

ALL SHOOK UP: Kurt Eichenwald Has Made Sending a Gif a Criminal Offense

Earlier today, the notorious “Jew Goldstein” was arrested by FBI agents at his Salisbury, Maryland home for the grave criminal offense of sending a flashing gif image at Kurt Eichenwald hours after he flamed out on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News program. I’m sure you’ll be...