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FOLLOW-UP: La Raza Racist Student Update, School District Responds

The other day I did a post on some high-schooler up in the Pacific Northwest who thought it would be funny to destroy a project that the classmate next to her was working on. True, the project was some sort of clay box emblazoned with...

Mia Khalifa Trends WORLDWIDE on Twitter Due to False HIV Rumor

There’s been a huge rumor swirling about on Twitter all day and it has to do with ex-porn megastar Mia Khalifa. This chick only did like 20 porn films in the first place and she’s still the biggest star of her generation, so any bit...

Cult Comedy Legend Sam Hyde Suspended From Twitter…No Reason Yet Given

Sometime yesterday, cult comedy legend Sam Hyde was suspended from Twitter. I asked around and as far as know, there has been no official reason given for his suspension. This is not out of the norm, since Twitter suspends people all the time without providing any...

Want to See Where Fox News Is Likely Headed? Look No Further Than Kathryn Murdoch’s Twitter Account

UPDATE: The Financial Times confirmed in January this is the real Twitter account of Kathryn Murdoch… In September Kathryn tweeted: “A vote for Trump is a vote for climate catastrophe”, while on the night of the president’s stunning election victory she wrote: “I can’t believe...

REPORT: Antifa “U-Lock” Attacker From Berkeley Identified as College Professor Eric Clanton

There is an interesting report going around Twitter and it can be sourced to the sleuths over at 4chan’s /pol/ board. According to this report, the guy who was violently attacking free speech supporters at Berkeley (with a fucking gigantic metal lock, by the way)...

WATCH: Antifa Clown at Richard Spencer’s Auburn Event Gets Humiliated by Black #MAGA Supporter

This is certainly one of the funnier things you’ll see this month. Last night, at Richard Spencer’s Auburn appearance, there was a weird looking antifa dude who was screaming out dumb shit on a pretty constant basis. He’s the same clown I quoted in the...

#MenschAMovie: Hashtag Dedicated to Roasting Louise Mensch Trends #1 in the United States

I’ve been busy with some research I’m doing for the next post, which, coincidentally, relates to Louise Mensch a little bit. But, I figured I would take a little bit of time away from that in order to bring you some laughs at Ms. Mensch’s...

BANNED ANN: Ann Coulter Speech Banned by UC Berkeley Admins, She Vows to Go Forward Regardless

Young America’s Foundation (YAF), a conservative youth group who helps organize appearances by top figures in the movement on campuses around the country, has put out word that Ann Coulter’s April 27th appearance at UC Berkeley has been scuttled by the university  due to “security...

EXCLUSIVE: Never Before Seen Footage of Antifa Girl Ranting About Her Failed Coffee/Wine Shop

I had thought the last article about Emily Rose Mitchell (aka Louise Rosealma) was going to be yesterday’s, but I received a message on Twitter with some footage that I don’t believe has ever been seen before, at least by the masses. In it, Emily tells us...

Jeff Sessions is Obsessed with Marijuana, While Antifa Gangs Roam Free

Can this clown please get his priorities straight? Plus, watch Joe Biggs take two gunshots to the chest!

Richard Spencer Beat Auburn in Court Today, Speech Going on Now: Watch the Mayhem LIVE

The other day, we told you about how Auburn University was trying to shutdown Richard Spencer’s appearance on campus. Spencer vowed to go there anyway, and give a speech out on the quad, if that’s what he needed to do. As it turns out, he...

KANGZ KILLER: Prince WeWuz Goes on Rampage in Fresno, Kills 3 White Men After Demanding Reparations on Twitter

So, I was driving back home from a visit with my mother, who is on the mend, when I heard an NPR report about a killer in Fresno, California who shouted “God is Great.” What he really said was Allahu Akbar, by the way. The AP...

MEDIA LIES EXPOSED: Antifa Thug Girl Was Using Glass Bottles as Weapons Before Punch

WELL, WELL, WELL! What do we have here? As many of you readers will recall, we’ve been all over the antifa girl who got rocked at the Berkeley protests this past weekend. We had her fake name (Louise Rosealma) listed in the big article, but...

La Raza Racist Destroys White Student’s Project, Proceeds to Laugh On Twitter (Until TRR Located Her School)

Earlier today, a young member of La Raza posted some tweets that got a lot of attention. Basically, she broke the project of her white classmate because it happened to have the Confederate flag on it. I hate my school smh pic.twitter.com/GOsXx5VyQq — Brigitte🌹 (@BrigitteYasamin)...

PC CULTURE CANCER: CNN Refuses to Call Cleveland Shooter Steve Stephens Black, as He Continues Shooting Up Cleveland

So, I was all set to go visit my mother, and I still am going to go…but this shit set me off. There’s a large black gentleman on a fucking murderous rampage in Cleveland right now. As of yet, I don’t think the cops have...

Easter, Professional Atheism, Quiet Agnosticism, & The True Injustices

Happy Easter! Even though I celebrate the holiday, I’m not a religious person. Although, I have found myself shift away from atheism into agnosticism over the last year or so. I’m not sure why that is, although it might have something to do with the...