Five Guys Adds a Hot Dog to the Menu, Zoe Quinn Now “Agender”

I was in the middle of a post about Lauren Duca, but that can obviously wait. As you can tell by the title, this is one of the most lulztastic things I’ve ever seen in my life. In short, Zoe Quinn has decided that she’s...

It Turns Out Jeb Bush is the Guy Who’s Started All the #GoldenShowers” Nonsense

Imagine being Jeb Bush right now. He raised the most money of any Republican candidate for president during the primary stage of the the 2016 cycle (more than all the other candidates combined, in fact). He was preordained by the media and the GOP Establishment...

The Reaction From “Moderates” & SJWs Shows Trump Was Right to Declare War on Fake News Media

The big political story these past 24 hours has been President-elect Donald Trump’s press conference, in which he humiliated both BuzzFeed and CNN, describing the former as “a failing pile of garbage” and the latter as “fake news”. The reason for Trump unleashing his wrath...

Joe Bernstein

INESCAPABLE CONCLUSION: BuzzFeed’s Joe Bernstein is an Idiot

You know, I’ve made some grievous errors in my day. For the most part, I can blame them on altered states due to imbibing or intense anger. I can’t figure out what BuzzFeed writer Joe Bernstein’s excuse is, though. I’m starting to think he’s just...

TRUMP’S PRESSER PUNISHER: Don’t Call it a Grave, Media. Call it the Future You Chose.

If some people in the media didn’t realize the new state of affairs before today, they certainly do now. Donald J. Trump is not going to be like our past presidents. Political norms and niceties simply do not matter to this man. He taunts reporters...

Trump’s Press Conference is Scheduled for 11AM EST TODAY, Live From Trump Tower

In light off all the bullshit floating around courtesy of BuzzFeed, Donald Trump’s press conference today at Trump Tower should be quite the spectacle. It’s scheduled to start at 11AM EST and will be broadcast live on Right Side Broadcasting Network…and pretty much everywhere else...

FAKE NEWS: Did 4chan Just Fool BuzzFeed…AND THE CIA?

Expect to see and hear a lot about this (most likely phony) BuzzFeed leak over the next week and a half. The media and Donald Trump’s opponents in the intelligence community know there is limited time to try to stop The Donald from taking the...

Ryan Gosling Slimed as Sexist After Touching Tribute to Wife Eva Mendes at Golden Globes

Men simply can’t win these days. No matter how much praise you heap onto your significant other, it always ends up being sexist. Somehow, someway, the feminist retards who run rampant in the mainstream media will figure out how to slime you as some neanderthal...

President /pol/ at it Again: Duterte Tells Corrupt Mayors to “Resign or Die”

I’ve been out of pocket yet again today, attend to a medical matter (not my own). But luckily for me, I was able to come up to this coffee chain and write a few missives. The first one is about our old friend Rodrigo Duterte....

Millennial Woes Gets Doxed by the Daily Mirror & Run Out of His Home…Just Because They Can

I’m not usually one to cry about someone getting doxed, as you guys know. But at least have a decent reason. And don’t lie about said reason, either. If you’re doxing someone because you hate their politics, then just say so. There’s no need to...

Media Goes Full Freak-Out Over Russian Embassy Pepe Tweet

I finally dug out of the snow here in Richmond, Virginia. It’s still colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassiere, as my father would say, but at least I no longer feel like a captive. In fact, I’m sitting at a Starbucks as...

Shkreli Terminated From Twitter After Trolling Teen Vogue Snowflake, Even Though She Stalked Him First

I’m not sure how trolling some snowflake from Teen Vogue is grounds for being summarily dismissed from Twitter, but that’s the world we live in nowadays. Lauren Duca is the woman in question, and the last time I saw her, she was getting rekt by Tucker...

#Killstream 55: Expect the Unexpected

Beardson Beardly joins me, Janet Bloomfield, and maybe a couple others…for what was originally going to be some sort of debate. Now, it’s supposed to be a regular show…but it could still turn into a complete clusterfuck. Either way it goes, I’m pretty sure it...

Even With Louise Mensch Gone, Heat Street Remains Garbage

By now you’ve probably heard that Loony Louise Mensch’s unhinged Twitter rants and horrible site management finally caught up with her, and that she no longer heads the “Anti-SJW” site Heat Street. However, if you hoped that her demotion would lead to the site improving,...

Hack Reporter Accuses Paul Ryan of Using Nazi Iconography, Not Knowing it’s House Symbol

Sometimes, you overreach. And if you’re a member of the mainstream media, that sometimes becomes every damn day. The example I’m about to show you is particularly egregious. Gabrielle Levy writes for US News & World Report. She thought she had Speaker Paul Ryan dead to...

Ft. Lauderdale Airport Attack Recap Thread, Alleged ISIS Connection

I happened to be on Twitter for the Ft. Lauderdale shooting incident earlier this afternoon. And since I also recently signed up for Playstation Vue, I even got to watch cable news at the same time. The following is my live recounting of the event,...