CAMERON SHOOTS ON CORBYN: “For Heaven’s Sake Man, Go!”

Something amazing is going on over in the United Kingdom right now. I personally cannot recall something this bizarre occurring in a parliamentary democracy, although I guess it has somewhere and at some point. Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party, has lost the...

Terrorist Who Got Stabbed 6 Times in Self Defense Still In Coma, Unable To ID

Good news, everyone! Six of the anti-American domestic terrorists — hellbent on a crusade to destroy freedom of speech and usher in Marxism — are still laid the fuck out in a hospital in California. And from the sounds of it, one of them —...

Leftist Wants Us To Replace the Word Radical With Reactionary, “Considering the Obscurity of Left-wing Terrorism”

Most spin from the left is so mundane — just the same old cries of neo-Marxist buzzword-ism. But every now and then, a propagandist comes out with a move so brash, biased, and bullshit, that even I get surprised by the audacity of spin or...

Incredible Testimony From Former BAMN Member Describing the Evil

I came across a Facebook post from 2014 that claims to be the testimony of a teenage boy that was exploited and manipulated by BAMN — the militant Marxist activism group that has shown a large penchant for the blood of dissenters who made itself...

Mattress Girl Drags Her Nasty Carcass Back Onto the Scene Thanks to NOW

You had to know that we hadn’t seen the last of Mattress Girl Emma Sulkowicz. The last time we mentioned her was to tell you about how my hit on her porno movie was the biggest story on TheRalphRetort.com all of last year. Now, she’s...

Sacramento Cop Spokesman: Stabbings and Terrorism “Turned Out Fairly Well”

Well, it’s all becoming clear what went down in Sacramento at the TWP rally the other day. New video shows the police just standing there and watching as innocent Americans get beaten mercilessly well screaming for help, only stepping in if things got really bad...

The Struggling Daily Show’s Abortion Joke Was Off-Color, But So is The Best Comedy

I’m not a big fan of the reconstructed Daily Show. I don’t have anything against Trevor Noah or anything like that, it just feels like a substandard show now that Jon Stewart is gone. To be fair, I stopped watching it a couple years before...

Clinton Email Lays Bare the False Progressive Narrative on Islam

Yeah, we all know the DNC is full of bologna whenever they talk about Islam. We know that they make fake platitudes like dubbing it the “religion of peace”, saying “not all Muslims” every time there is another terrorist attack, etc. And we know it’s...

Yvette Felarco Wanted To Play Terrorist — Now She’s Being Terrorized. Whoda Thunk?

Well, terrorism is a funny game. If you wanna throw your chips in and play hardball, odds are that someone might bean you in the skull while your head is turned. Yvette Felarco was the organizer of the domestic terrorist group BAMN when they violently...

SPLC Further Exposed As Partisan Sham, Admit They Don’t Track BAMN

The Southern Poverty Law Center has got to be one of the shadiest rackets around, next to the ACLU. They try to appear as if they’re a non-biased and non-partisan “extremist watchdog” group, but the reality is that SPLC functions purely as an attack vector...

TheRalphRetort Rundown: Zoe, Zelda, Alison Prime, & a Literal Cuck

TheRalph & Nora Malik go over a few news stories for the 6/27/16 edition of The Rundown. Alison Prime makes an appearance and we talk about a super cuck from The Huffington Post. What about a female Link? We cover that as well. The articles...

Trump

Even After a Rough Month, Trump Still Has Hillary in the Danger Zone

I know the media seems pretty confident in piling on when it comes to the Donald Trump campaign. I will be the first to admit that June has been a rough month. The attacks on the judge of Mexican heritage was a mistake because it...

Antifa Holding Fundraiser For Domestic Terrorists That Got Shanked

You are now witnessing a powerful, modern political party beginning to destroy itself. You see, America was founded on principles of freedom, and those freedoms were enshrined in our constitution. But more than that, those freedoms are a part of our culture. Or, they were...

TheRalphRetort Rundown: #Brexit Throws UK Politics Into Chaos

Today, I’m joined by the lovely and talented Nora Malik. In this program we examine the Brexit fallout, talk about Boris Johnson and his odds of becoming prime minister, discuss Jeremy Corbyn and his diminishing grasp on the Labour reigns, and cover the media blackout...

The EU Has Two Choices: Listen to the People & Reform, Or Disintegrate

Confession time: I actually used to be a big proponent of the EU. I was aware of the obvious problems, but I thought the achievements (long-term peace in Europe, war between Germany and France having become unthinkable, EU aid helping make the likes of Spain and Ireland more prosperous, and EU-required reforms making Eastern European countries modernize) more than made up for the organization itself being notoriously undemocratic. Europe was for a long time peaceful and prosperous, and the EU seemed to be a contributing factor to that.