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Secret Service Says They’re “On It” in Regards to Kathy Griffin Trump Beheading Photo (UPDATE)

A large portion of the conversation on Twitter today concerns Kathy Griffin. She posed with a (fake, obviously) severed Donald Trump head, which was drenched in blood. The picture is so graphic that I’m not sure I can post it here due to Adsense regulations. Of...

Anti-Trump Goon William LeGate Leaves Twitter in Disgrace After “Salami Nipples” Revealed to World

William LeGate is an interesting case study in how it’s not usually wise to lay down a challenge to 4chan, and the /pol/ board in particular. I’d seen LeGate around often, of course. He’s one of those losers who spams every single that comes from...

Trump Finally Starts Blocking Verified Leftist Trolls in his Twitter Mentions

For months, I have wondered why President Trump continues to allow “verified” leftist trolls to swarm every single tweet he makes. It’s a form of propaganda and he’s under no responsibility to allow it. I’ve long said he should block the most egregious examples. Now,...

Elliott Lusztig

Elliott Lusztig FREAKS OUT About the TRR Post that Exposed Him

A few weeks ago, I wrote a very nasty post about Elliott Lusztig (aka Chad Elliott Noyes). If you don’t know who this clown is, well, go read that post. He’s a leftist “academic” out in California who has gained a following by trolling Trump and various...

Meet the Fat, White LARPer at the Center of the Evergreen State College Madness

I am a bit late to this Evergreen College nonsense, and for that, I apologize to you all profusely. There’s so much insanity here that I am ashamed to have missed out on it for this long. In case you missed it, a professor at the...

Rad Fems Campaign for a Period Emoji. Is an Abortion Version Next on Their Plate?

I almost never used emojis until I started with an app called Slack. One of the best features Slack has is the ability to add custom emojis. In all my time of using Slack, however, I never thought to add a “period emoji.” I guess...

Jack Posobiec Confirms to TRR That He & The Rebel Have Parted Ways

I woke up to a report that Jack Posobiec and The Rebel had parted ways. It came from the AnimeRight site, which kinda took a shot at me the other day over the Louise Mensch/Milo post. It made me laugh, though, so it’s all good....

EPIC TROLL: “MSNBC” Does Report on Rising Kekistan Menace

I have to admit, when I first saw this Kekistan report, I thought it was legit. Now, I’m fairly certain it’s an epic troll. There’s a couple tells. For one, the chyron is a little off, and I think they say “shit” at one point....

Mainstream Media Blackouts Coverage of Top Democrat’s Child Pornography Arrest

Huge news broke yesterday. As it turns out, that rumor about top progressives being brought to justice seems to have some merit to it. Jacob Schwartz, a close associate of Hillary Clinton campaign manager Robbie Mook and a current staffer for New York Mayor Bill...

Manchester Suicide Bomber Used Government Handouts to Fund Terror Plot

This one is pretty much takes the cake, I have to say. I’m not even an anti-government assistance person. In fact, I think it’s often vital to provide such benefits. It’s also vital to monitor these programs for abuse. When they’re being used to fund...

MILO Claims That Louise Mensch Is a Troll, Says She Pushes Crazy Russian Theories to HELP Trump

Famed political personality and former friend of Louise Mensch, Milo Yiannopoulos, has just dropped a bomb on his old mate. Earlier today on Facebook, he revealed that Louise Mensch revealed to him shortly after Donald Trump’s election that she was going to put a devious...

Mattress Girl Gets Slapped Around By Dominatrix, Simple-Minded Leftists Call it Art

One of the biggest stories on this site last year concerned the so-called Mattress Girl, Emma Sulkowicz. After her cringe-inducing Carry That Weight “art project,” she put out a porno that supposedly simulated her alleged rape. Needless to say, this woman might be clinically insane....

THANK YOU, /pol/: Leftist Professor Eric Clanton, Accused U-Lock Attacker, Arrested by Berkeley Police

I’m a little late to the party here, but I figured it would be inappropriate not to cover this in some way. Very early this morning, news broke that the thug antifa college professor who was identified as the “U-Lock” attacker by /pol/, Eric Clanton,...

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Encyclopedia Dramatica In Danger After $750K Lawsuit Brought by Copyright Cretin

Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) is a site I frequented for years, even before I started my own. Yes, I have a page on ED. Some my entry is accurate, some of it is bogus, and some of the content is a mixture of the two. Even though I get...

British Authorities Were Warned About Manchester Bomber’s Radicalism Years Ago

I don’t know if it’s right to be too hard on the British intelligence community, since on the whole, they’ve been a bit more successful than our own. And you have to keep in mind, Muslims, and presumably extremist ones, makeup a much larger portion...

#Killstream 63: Featuring That Guy T (LIVE on Saturday May 27th @ 7PM EST)

I told you guys I was going to work very hard to secure some good guests before my June 26th “vacation.” This week, I think I came through, as That Guy T is going to appear on the channel for the very first time. There’s...