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Mass Effect: Andromeda

SJW-Infested BioWare is Getting Ripped Apart by Gamers Over the Terrible Mass Effect: Andromeda

How sweet it is…the last time Mass Effect: Andromeda was covered on TRR, it was due to BioWare and their SJW allies in the gaming media crying about an article in which Ralph exposed Andromeda’s self-proclaimed Lead Facial Animator as an incompetent misandrist. Apparently BioWare...

WIN: Cernovich Puts Mainstream Media on Defense in 60 Minutes Appearance

I just got through watching the 60 Minutes segment on “fake news,” which featured friend of the site Mike Cernovich. Many people expected him to get decimated in this piece since it was obviously designed to be a hit job from the get-go. The thing...

Tomi Lahren

NY Post Report Says Tomi Lahren Gone From TheBlaze for Good

I talked about Tomi Lahren’s dispute with TheBlaze the other day, although it ended up being more of a plea for some kind of settlement on abortion. At the time, it had been reported that Ms. Lahren was merely suspended and would be back to...

Violent Antifa Scum Try to Shutdown Pro-Trump Rallies Nationwide

I think the contrast we saw today is something worth pointing out. When anti-Trump marches go down, you don’t see people in MAGA hats trying to shut them down. There is no violence or threats of violence. Yet every time Trump supporters try to hold...

Amy Schumer

Amy “Häagen-Dazs” Schumer Dropped From Barbie Movie Over “Scheduling Conflicts”

It recently came out that Amy Schumer has been removed from the live action Barbie movie. I wrote about this dumpster fire back when it was announced… Just a little bit off with that prediction, Amy. I the dummy feels like losing even more money....

Twitter

Days After Gab Announces Pay Model, Twitter Says They Are Thinking About TweetDeck Premium

Days after Gab (a Twitter alternative) announced a pay version of the site, Twitter has told the media that it is also exploring a new premium iteration of sorts. Basically, the plan involved a souped-up version of its TweetDeck tool. To be clear, 90% of...

SHIA GETS REKT FOR THE FOURTH TIME: #HWNDU Season 4 Ends With Flag Being Abducted

Yesterday, it was revealed that Shia LaBeouf’s He Will Not Divide Us (#HWNDU) “art exhibit” had been moved to the Liverpool, England based Foundation for Art and Creative Technology. As you can imagine, 4chan and 8chan /pol/ devotees immediately began formulating their plans of attack. Like...

Trump

TRUMP WAS RIGHT…AGAIN: Israeli Teen Behind Most Jewish Center Threats

I’m getting a bit of a late start today. I had so much fun during our stream last night that I ended up playing Zelda into the wee hours of the morning. Speaking of fantasy role-playing games, let’s talk about the threats against Jewish community...

Turkish Dictator Erdogan Threatened Europe On the SAME DAY London Attacked by Terrorist Scum

This one is almost too wild to believe. Then again, it’s really not given the subject. Turkish dictator Tayyip Erdogan had some words for Europe and the West today. You’ll never guess what they were! Condolences for the heinous attack in London? Nah, he threatened us...

Trevor Brooks, aka Abu Izzadeen, Fingered for Attack on UK Parliament…But Channel 4 Got it Wrong

This is the man being fingered by multiple reports on Twitter (including from La Stampa, an Italian media outlet) as the man behind today’s cowardly and heinous attack on the UK Parliament in London. Reports are also stating that the attacker has died. BREAKING UPDATE:...

YOU’RE WELCOME, FEMINISTS! TheRalphRetort.com Raised Thousands of Dollars for Aspiring Female Game Devs

I wanted to take this moment to graciously accept you thanks for raising thousands of dollars for aspiring female game developers. In the wake of my absolute destruction of BioWare (more on that in the next post) and the lying liars who run the place,...

John Rivello

John Rivello (aka Jew Goldstein) Has Made Bail, But is Ordered to Stay at Dad’s House 24/7 with No Internet Access

I’ve been following the latest developments surrounding the “a gif is now a deadly weapon” case concerning Kurt Eichenwald and the accused John Rivello (aka Jew Goldstein). I’m on record saying this is pretty much a free speech case and that it would set a...

Marine Le Pen

Can Marine Le Pen Win the French Presidency? I Wouldn’t Count Her Out, That’s For Sure

The way the French presidential election works is that there’s two rounds, with the top two finishers from the first round facing-off again in the second, unless one of them garners over 50% in the first round. In the history of direct presidential elections over...

PewDiePie Destroys VICE’s Credibility With One Tweet After They Lie About His “Restricted Mode” Status

The YouTube “Restricted Mode” kerfuffle isn’t kinda stupid to me. Yes, I would prefer that Restricted Mode not exist and everyone be allowed to post and search for whatever they want on YouTube. That is the optimum goal. However, it’s not turned on by default....

ZOE QUINN’S EX GOES NUCLEAR: Calls Her a “Compulsive Liar” in EXPLOSIVE Twitter Rant

The hits keep coming these last few days. This has been the biggest 30 days in the storied history of this website and things keep getting better and better. I have sad news for my enemies…I’m just getting started. On that note, let’s play catch-up...

After MundaneMatt Jarbo Got Destroyed by His Own Fans For Defending Female Rapist, Dave Cullen Came in for the Kill

MundaneMatt, aka Matt Jarbo, is a shill of the highest order. Way back in the day, he wanted to setup a council to “run GamerGate,” which is just as dumb as it sounds. He’s been crying about Twitter refusing to verify him for years, which...