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BIG BROTHER: Top Soros Henchman Calls for Government-Run Social Media in Order to Stop InfoWars & Breitbart

Ethan Zuckerman is a name you might not be all that familiar with. I wasn’t either, until an associate informed me about some digging he did on this George Soros henchman who seems to be everywhere in the media. He’s not really a flamboyant presence,...

William Shatner Confirmed 4chan User, Legend Says He Browses /tv/, /b/, and /x/

I wrote about William Shatner the other day and the topic was him roasting some grotesque, hippo-looking SJW lunatic. To follow-up on that post, let’s check in with the Star Trek legend again, shall we? Earlier this evening, he confirmed that he frequents the notorious...

Netflix Refuses to Air Cassie Jaye’s Hit Movie, The Red Pill, But Progressive Propaganda is A-OK

You know, I try not to get up in arms with the programming decisions over at Netflix. It’s been far and away the best value out of any of the streaming services since its inception a decade ago. Not only they, Netflix pretty much pioneered...

I’M SURE THIS WILL WORK: Pepe the Frog “Killed” by Creator Matt Furie

If I had somehow created a cartoon as iconic as Pepe the Frog, I would be making money hand over fist. Even though most of the Pepes you see floating around are made by anons, think of the hundreds of thousands of dollars you could...

Milo Yiannopoulos to Start “Dangerous Books”, Announces $10 Million Lawsuit Against Simon & Schuster

More news from the stream as it comes, but the headline details the big one so far. Milo Yiannopoulos is planning to sue Simon & Schuster for $10 million, while also starting up his own publishing company. The book they canceled is also apparently going...

Jeremy Corbyn

The Best Thing Jeremy Corbyn Could Do for Labour’s Election Prospects Would Be to Resign ASAP

I’m a political fiend, but admittedly I’m a bit more well read on United States politics than pretty much any other country. I guess that makes sense. This is my home, after all. Still, as many of you know from your time spent reading my...

I Don’t Blame People for Saying #FireColbert, But It’s Just Not for Me

The #FireColbert, as in CBS Late Show host Stephen Colbert, has been getting a lot of attention the last several days. I’m pretty much coming in on the tail end of things, but I wanted to write a few words about it anyway. In case...

Shatner Roasts Transgendered Misandrist on Twitter, Much to the Dismay of SJW Press

William Shatner is a class act. He often slams radical feminists and their ideology on Twitter, as I’ve recounted here before. To be sure, he usually does it in a more understated way, or with some caveats. But still, even calling these cretins out in...

Antifas & Anarchists Riot in Portland for AT LEAST the Third Time Since Trump’s Election

We’ve talked about Portland here on the site a couple times. Not because it’s a great city, although it might be (I’ve never been). It’s not even because you can buy a fat sack of legal weed there, which is a lovely trait. No, it’s...

CONFIRMED: Anita Sarkeesian’s Dad Donated $400 to Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign

So, I only wrote one article yesterday and it was about Anita Sarkeesian ending her shitty video game web series so she could go talk trash about President Trump. I didn’t intend to do back to back posts on this fraud, but hey, sometimes things...

Sarkeesian Admits Game Vids Were Always About Social Justice as She Moves on to Trump-Bashing Fundraising Scheme

Noted charlatan Anita Sarkeesian wrapped up her Tropes vs. Women in Video Games series late last week. I actually watched one full episode of this shit show a couple years back. It was as just as tendentious and mendacious as you would expect. And no, I didn’t...

MTV “Internet Feud” Show That I Agreed to Be on Causes SJWs to Flip Out

Around 10 days ago, I got an email about appearing on a Reality TV show from the producers of Catfish. Basically, the premise was described to me like this: Two people who have feuded over the internet meet each other in real life. It sounded...

MEME MAGIC: Progressive Loons Now Actually Believe the “OK” Symbol Stands for “White Power”

Every once in awhile, you wake-up to unhinged stupidity. Actually, it seems to be pretty much everyday, now that I think about it, but I digress. Yesterday, Mike Cernovich and Cassandra Fairbanks went to the White House on press passes. I like both those people,...

AD: What’s It Like to Create Fake News?

In the last six months, the term “fake news” has become a staple of any political discussion, but fake news or hoax news has been happening for a few years. Its effect has been quite large. Countries across the globe point to Russia as a...

shame

Radical Leftists Want to Completely Abolish the Concept of Shame

It’s the latest SJW craze and they aren’t stopping with fat acceptance. They are on a crusade to completely erase the concept of shame. It won’t end well.

Elliott Lusztig

EXCLUSIVE: Anti-Trump Troll Elliott Lusztig Got Unmasked. Surprise, He’s a Huge Cuck!

Sorry for the slow pace as of late, but let’s set things back off with some fun, shall we? Back in December, I wrote about a guy who calls himself Elliott Lusztig over on Twitter. Somehow, this sanctimonious asshole has had amassed over 80,000 followers...