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Tomi Lahren Controversy Highlights Need for Some Kind of Political Settlement on Abortion

I’m not all that familiar with Tomi Lahren. I don’t watch her show on The Blaze, or any other show on The Blaze, for that matter. Glenn Beck is cancer and revealed himself to be a sniveling coward during the 2016 presidential campaign. Not only...

Flashing Gif Tweeted at Eichenwald Declared a “Deadly Weapon” in Texas Grand Jury Indictment

The other day, we talked about John Rivello being arrested by federal authorities for the “crime” of tweeting a flashing, strobe effect gif at Newsweek’s Kurt Eichenwald. Apparently, that wasn’t enough, as today he was indicted by a grand jury down in Texas for the...

A LESSON IN STRATEGY: When You Play by the Narrative of the Other Side, You Lose

This has been the craziest weekend I’ve had as editor and owner of this site in quite some time. It reminded me of the halcyon days of GamerGate, in good ways and in bad. The same lames who attacked me back then attacked me this...

Teen Vogue

Teen Vogue is Brimming With Anti-White Male Hate Mongers

I wasn’t even going to write a post about Teen Vogue and their anti-white hate monger staff, but then this tweet took off… Teen Vogue in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen! pic.twitter.com/S2I4ptOq5l — Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) March 19, 2017 Which made me remember that the...

YET ANOTHER HATE HOAX: Black Youths Charged With Twisting Yard Menorah Into Swastika

Let’s take a short break from the fallout over my recent article on the new Mass Effect game. I’ll have another post about it tonight, but first, I want to bring you more information on yet another hate hoax incident. It seems that virtually every...

Gab

Twitter Alternative Gab Is Worth a Second Look If You Slept on It Early

When I first signed on to Gab.ai, I was skeptical. Some features were lacking, the reply system wasn’t very smooth, and there were several other quirks that kept me from using it very often. Things have improved a bit since then, enough that I think...

JonTron

JonTron Responds to the Media Campaign That’s Tried to Label Him as Some Sort of Nazi

JonTron finally responded to the media assault that’s been brought to bear against him since his debate with the Twitch streamer known as Destiny. JonTron, real name Jon Jafari, admits that he had some stumbles during the debate, which is pretty obvious if you actually...

mass effect

WHATEVER LIE IT TAKES: BioWare is Desperate to Save the Turd Known as Mass Effect: Andromeda

I know I’ve been talking about going off and playing Breath of the Wild a lot recently, but today, I actually did it! I’m about 25% of the way through the game and it’s one of the best things I’ve played in ages. But, no...

A Cosplayer With No Video Game Experience was the Lead Facial Animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda

The entire internet has been laughing at Mass Effect: Andromeda over the last couple days. It would take three articles to properly chronicle all the mistakes we’ve seen with the animation in this game, so just watch the latest PewDiePie video instead. As you can...

Kurt Eichenwald

ALL SHOOK UP: Kurt Eichenwald Has Made Sending a Gif a Criminal Offense

Earlier today, the notorious “Jew Goldstein” was arrested by FBI agents at his Salisbury, Maryland home for the grave criminal offense of sending a flashing gif image at Kurt Eichenwald hours after he flamed out on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News program. I’m sure you’ll be...

Elitist Assholes Like Josh Barro Helped Make Trump Possible

Josh Barro is an elitist scumbag who doesn’t even try to hide it. He can be amusing at times, true. But his Twitter account drips with such condescension and hostility towards anyone who doesn’t live on a coastline that even his bright moments are marred...

NY Times Editorial Gives Order to White Parents: STOP RAISING RACIST KIDS!

I read a hell of a column yesterday in The New York Times. Not that it was good. Actually, it was complete shit. But it was still notable simply because of the sheer audacity of the thing. Apparently, white parents need some help when it...

Dutch Election LIVE Stream @ 4:15PM EST!

Me and the crew go over the Dutch Election results as they come in. Gryffix to possibly join us later in the show.

RACHEL GOES FULL RETARD: Maddow Makes Herself a LAUGHINGSTOCK With Pathetic Trump Tax Leak

A couple hours ago, word was put out that MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow was going to have President Trump’s tax returns on her show tonight at 9PM eastern time. Who put out this word? Well, Rachel did. BREAKING: We've got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET....

Colin Moriarty is the Latest PC Culture Casualty, But He Will End Up Much Richer For It

Game journalism is something that I’ve always consumed while not usually knowing or caring who wrote the stuff. I’ll look at some article about a release date, leaked footage, or what have you, and barely even pay attention to the byline. It could have be...

EU High Court (Kinda) Allows Employers to Ban Headscarves on Eve of Dutch Election

I’ve been trolling all night for stories to write up, and I have a few. But this one came across as I was preparing some of the others, and since it’s one of the bigger topics of the morning, I figured we should get it...