Randi Harper Left Laying After 3rd Milo Piece, PLUS EXCLUSIVE FOLLOW-UP (Child Giveaway + More)

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Man, I was away from my desk when the last installment of the Big Randi Trilogy hit the wire, but my God. Master Milo did not disappoint one single bit. He ravaged Randi throughout, showing that almost everything said about her in the Encyclopedia Dramatica article was true. He moved from one embarrassing factoid to another, wielding the scalpel like a master surgeon. Or maybe more like O.J. Simpson. This was a fucking bloodbath. First, check out the first two pieces from the series, if you haven’t seen them already:

Part 1

Part 2

And of course, don’t you dare skip Part 3. Here’s a small sampling: 

Harper’s claim that “drugs are bad” runs somewhat contrary to her claim elsewhere in the blog that she did “lines of blow in the bathroom to stay awake” while working night shifts as a programmer and consumed “a little dietary aid I lovingly refer to as meth” for weeks on end. Blow is a colloquial term for cocaine.

She also, in a leaked web chat tied to her “sektie” screen name, admits to taking cocaine in the changing rooms at clothing retailer Banana Republic.

<sektie> go to banana republic at least if you insist upon shopping at the old navy line of companies.
that place is expenisve
i’ve done lines in the dressing room at banana republic too, but i felt kind of dirty doing it there
<sektie> because banana republic is sorta ghetto.
<calib0rx> sektie: when the fuck did you do lines at bananna republic
<sektie> uh
<DigDug> the gap has been pretty good as far as cheap stuff
when i bought those really cool pants

I didn’t eat anything but a little dietary aid I lovingly refer to as meth. Yes, that’s right. Meth. I put meth in St. Johns Wort pills and took them for a few weeks straight…

…Harper said she was taking cocaine in the bathrooms at her workplace. At around the time Harper said she was trying to smoke meth from lightbulbs with her boyfriend Curtis, she quit her job at Yahoo! and applied for one at Google…

What does interest those who watch her relentless policing of others’ sexual mores and opinions is how dramatically she has reinvented herself from the slow-motion car crash seen in these blog entries to a supposed pillar of the online community without ever acknowledging her own sins.

(full article)

It is pretty amazing, Milo. Only as an SJW could you pull off such a reinvention without any atoning whatsoever. There’s nothing wrong with having a colorful (even checkered) past. I have one myself. Although, I never tried to set myself up as the person who was gonna stamp out Internet abuse. I also don’t have a Patreon collecting thousands of dollars a month for doing nothing. There’s a lot of other differences between us as well.

For one, I never gave up my own child. But, knowing how Randi has turned out, I’d say that’s for the best. Here’s part of my exclusive follow-up:

After a somewhat turbulent childhood, I ran away to New York City, where I stayed with some friends I knew off UnderNet. I stayed there a week, but then had to go back home. It’s not easy to survive in the city with $12 in your pocket. I moved back in with my mother in Illinois, but the damage had already been done. I missed the city, so I left for New York once again. After three weeks I came back home, but only temporarily. I stayed in town long enough to drop out of high school, and then I moved to yet another small city, Ocala, FL.

After a month of living in Ocala, I got pretty bored and realized there were no IT jobs to be had. I left to live in Stillwater, OK to work for Creative Labs. I moved in with Duke, DigiEbola, and DataShark, but that only lasted a month or two before I met Datule on IRC. He also lived in Stillwater, and shortly after meeting him I moved in with him. After a month of living with him, we had sex, and I got pregnant. Stupid move, but such is life.

We were determined to make the best of it, so we started looking into adoption. I got fired from my job at Creative Labs after they found out I was pregnant, so life got pretty hard. Chad (Datule) was supporting me at this point and going to OSU full time. We ended up giving our daughter to friends of a friend, a very good family in upstate New York. We were both fairly fed up with Oklahoma at this time, as Creative Labs was the only IT job to be had in the area we lived in. Atlanta started looking like a good option.

Now, I can’t say whether or not there was any meth involved in the baby transaction, as has been alleged in the past. There’s no proof of it, let’s put it that way. Sometimes where there’s smoke there’s fire, though. There’s also some more interesting info here, like how Randi met one of her numerous live-in lovers at a sex shop:

The story of how I met Mike (calib0rx) is actually pretty interesting, but just in case his family ever reads this page, I think I’ll leave that out. Let’s just say it was in a somewhat unorthedox setting.

Screenshot from the “unorthedox [sic] setting’s” website: 1

She mentions that she tied the “knot in a Gwinnett County courtroom.” That’s in Georgia. The county name rang a bell, so I pulled up an old screen:

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Good point, do not feed wild animals. Also, don’t feed domesticated animals, either. At least if that diet includes cocaine:

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Man, how sick can Harper get? Laughing at the plight of a defenseless animal? I guess it’s just her nature. The sociopath also laughed at her clearly miserable dog after she dyed the motherfucker blue.

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I’m glad it’s all finally starting to come out. I’ll update this post more as further information rolls in.

TheRalph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Angus66

    “WOW” is all I can say.

    Well-done Milo, well-done.

  • Kowalski

    I don’t know what else to say other than this person is a deplorable sack of shit.

  • Mighty No. 56008

    HOLY CRAP. Like, I knew she was “bad” and a hypocrite, but my goodness….

  • Typical

    Sorry, high school dropout getting a job at creative labs in IT then getting fired because they found out she was pregnant doesn’t seem believable to me.

    • Dick Gozinia

      Then it struck you as odd too, huh?

      • Typical

        There was once this movie called Career Opportunities about a couple of young adults who get locked in a Target.
        The boy is constantly coming up with stories about how incredible his life is, each one more amazing than the last.
        This like 10 year old kid comes up and hears him talking this shit and says something like “I know you, you’re the town Liar!”

        This is what reading that article felt like.

    • WhichDoctah

      Not so unbelievable mind you. I was terminated on my birthday for unscrupulous reasons. The boss and I were polar opposites and we butted heads a bit but I did my work so he couldn’t fire me for it…Til he started getting “Reports” for shit I “Did” while waiting to clock in outside of the building because I used the bus and had to wait about an hour.

      Point being is for that kind of shit to happen the two must have had major problems with one another. Seeing as it’s Randy I could consider this incredibly likely.

      • Typical

        Except that at the time of this supposed happening sexual harassment suits and wrongful terminations were blowing up all over the US. Had she been fired from such a big company (in 97 creative labs was at the top of their game) she’d have been a millionaire from the lawsuit.

        edit: Fired for “being pregnant” that is. I’ve no doubt if the incredibly unlikely story of a plucky 17 year old drop out getting hired by a major electronics company is true, she was fired for being shit.

  • Trevor

    OH SHIT! Greenpeace is gonna come after Milo now. After this article, theyre gonna accuse him of being a Whaler.

    • MrBK

      Every time I read about her the first thing that come to mind is … toothless hillbilly. I can’t even imagine what a terrible programmer she is. And how anyone can argue that women have a hard time finding jobs in tech when she routinely found employment despite all her failings and personal issues, is beyond me.

  • tz1

    A Meth-head to her madness…

    • Trevor

      That is just a goddamn great joke.

  • Botiemaster

    That’s gonna leave a mark. -Chris Farley

  • Botiemaster

    Also this comes to mind

  • Wisdomcube2000

    I almost felt bad for her after reading his article, then I remembered all the people she has hurt and how far beyond redemption she is at this point (nothing short of a miracle and a life of atonement for those she hurt can save her imo lol).

    That said, her power to shame and hurt people needs to be taken away so this article was needed to help illuminate others to her destructive behavior.

    • angry foodie

      My thoughts exactly. I didn’t really laugh or even get a sense of schadenfreuden reading it.

      If anything, the hypocrisy and assholery makes sense more now than it did. It is fucked how much of her ED page turned out to be true though.

  • d0x360

    She sure loves abusing animals…and people. Alas no residual is not going to get that dog high and no creature goes through withdrawal which is chemical dependency from a single dose. It takes quite a while to build up that dependency.

    • angry foodie

      Dependency no, but the come down from coke always sucks and that is what that story read like.

      And as far as getting the dog high, it is entirely possible depending on the size of the dog.

      Coke isn’t even that addictive of a drug in my experience.

  • A Real Libertarian

    He moved from one embarrassing factoid to another, wielding the scalpel like a master surgeon.

    Milo wields his pen with the same skill, efficiency, and grace as a master Fugu chef wields a yanagi ba.

    • LongLiveGamerGate

      God I wish I could follow you on Disqus. Lol.

      • A Real Libertarian

        Ah, thanks.

  • angry foodie

    I’ll give her credit for admitting Zoey Tur was in the wrong today…edit, accidental submission.

    At this point, I’d just monitor her. Most of this stuff is pretty deep in the past. I don’t even know if she is a threat anymore. I don’t have any reason to believe she is on drugs today from anything I read today.

    She has smartened up her harassment over the last few months. Just keep eyes open for a relapse. Assholery is harder to quit than drugs, take it from me.

    My thinking is that engaging her is a loser of a proposition. She is very good at reframing and deflecting. Monitor her closely is all, wait for the asshole to reemerge.

  • Jim

    ‘died the motherfucker blue’ (followed by pic of sad blue dog) lmfao

    • http://TheRalphRetort.com/ TheRalphRetort.com

      Just now caught that typo. I’m sure the dog wishes it was “died” lol. Hey, it was late and I passed out after instead of looking for fixes.

      • Jim

        I don’t care about the typo it was just funny to describe him like that and then see how sad the dog looked

  • Syltique

    This is truly like the kind of checkered past you find with born again Christians, and “re-invented” religious zealots. They just hit rock bottom in such an insanely dramatic way that most normal people can’t even imagine it. Then they “find religion” and “turn their life around.”

    Only now the religion is feminism, and the cult of Social Justice.

    • Fatherless

      NAILED IT!

    • Stefan Hansson

      Trading one addiction for another.

  • Hawk Hopper

    Everything Harper has done is sleazy and hateful and abusive. Reading Milo’s article and this made me sick, but I still don’t feel as bad as the dozens upon dozens of people she has actually hurt.

  • Nils Jørgen Helgø

    I think even the aliens saw this nuke going off from 2 galaxies away.

  • shinningprodigy

    My god Milo blasted the whale to bits.

    (points if you get the reference)

  • Peter Venkman

    Holy. Fucking. Shit.

    Sometimes there are moments when I realize the crazy has a whole new level of depth that I never fathomed in my worst nightmares.

  • https://twitter.com/YAMATO_English Yamato-san

    “I love this time of year because it’s the only time they sell the
    only chocolate I like: Cadburry [sic] Eggs. I eat the things like I used
    to eat meth pills.”

    God dammit, don’t ruin Cadbury Creme Eggs for me. T_T

  • Paul Stevenson

    fun fact; “such is life” are the final words uttered by the vicious murderer/bushranger Ned Kelly before he was hanged – this was a man who once murdered a policeman by shooting him in the dick and letting him bleed to death.

  • Dave The Sandman

    “I got fired from my job at Creative Labs after they found out I was pregnant”

    LIE!!!!

    Why the hell would an IT company fire someone who was pregnant? Bollocks they did Randi you fat fucking liar. They shitcanned you because you were a fat stupid drug addled cunt.

  • Billy Spandex, Esq

    Jessica Valenti needs to be next! And then Jonathan Mcintosh and his sock puppet Anita Sarkeesian. I’d also like to see him tackle that cuck and mangina, Tauriq Moosa.

    • http://TheRalphRetort.com/ TheRalphRetort.com

      That’s a pretty good starter list, yea.

  • Ross

    I really can’t wait for the day when:
    Zoe and Randi are nuked from Patreon and Twitter
    Arthur Chu is turned on by the SJW mass.
    Brianna tells one lie too many and is taken down.
    Ben Kuchera is further downgraded and disappears from the Gaming Media sphere entirely.
    Leigh Alexander’s Off-World closes
    Fem Frequency is thoroughly investigated by FTC and IRS and dies dramatically
    Gawker dies
    Destructoid dies
    Rock Paper Shotgun dies
    Gamasutra dies
    Conde Naste and Vox downsize and “let go” most of their shit gaming journos.

    AND

    When the narrative rebalances in our favour.

    Until then I will relish ever bomb dropped on our path to victory

    • Angus66

      Great list!

      I really can’t think of anything (or anyone) significant you’ve missed off the top of my head…

      • Fatherless

        GDC is no longer controlled by SJWs.

    • Peter Venkman

      What happened to Kuchera? Did he get fired from Polygon or something?

      I strongly dislike that douche nozzle. When I was ignorant of just how bad these guys are, I followed him and a few others on twitter to keep up with gaming news. This was around the time he had his infamous Erik Kain meltdown and I started to see just how awful and unprofessional he was.

      But it wasn’t just trying to get Kain fired — when I briefly followed them, I saw Kuchera and Arthur Geis telling their own readers to go fuck themselves, bullying people, calling them asshats, and in general behaving in such a way that I can’t understand how any company continues to employ these guys, much less tolerates even one of those outbursts on social media.

      I mean, am I crazy or old-fashioned? I’m younger than both of them, but I wouldn’t dream of acting that way on social media, and I know damn well I would be fired if I behaved the way they do on social media. After I realized who I was dealing with, I unfollowed them and stopped reading anything to do with PA, Vox Media, etc. Again, I don’t understand how a business just sits back and allows its employees — public faces of the company — act like bratty children and bullies on social media.

      • Angus66

        You’re neither crazy or old-fashioned.

        You simply have morals and respect for others – something that a LOT of folks never had and never will….

      • Ross

        I think he has been assigned to a position in Polygon where he can’t be as vocal or inflammatory

  • ゾーラック ナニャビズ

    Damn, I almost feel bad for Randi but the truth is that she brought this all on upon herself. Milo hit this one out of the ballpark.

  • Tanooki

    Randi giving away her child was the greatest act of kindness she has ever bestowed upon another human being.

    • Angus66

      So did she give away one child or two???

      She mentioned a daughter in her old blog/forum posts but recently she referred to having a “son” on Twitter.

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  • Shogun1x

    Meth – Not Even Once

  • Dave The Sandman

    Meanwhile…..outside Fat Randi’s flat a cleanup crew have been called in to clear up the rotten carcass left after Master Milo drops his third nuke

    • http://mukos.deviantart.com/ Mukos

      Ouch.

  • Botiemaster

    As far as I am concerned, anyone who continues to give this fake patreon money after this, deserves to lose that money to her. Truly, you’ve earned it.

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