Ryan Gosling Slimed as Sexist After Touching Tribute to Wife Eva Mendes at Golden Globes

Men simply can’t win these days. No matter how much praise you heap onto your significant other, it always ends up being sexist. Somehow, someway, the feminist retards who run rampant in the mainstream media will figure out how to slime you as some neanderthal simply because you love your woman. No matter what you do, if you’re famous and say something about your fiancé/wife/girlfriend in public, you’re going to be called a misogynist of some sort.

Ryan Gosling is just the latest example…

OK, let’s hear this clown out. Maybe it was sexist. Here’s what Gosling actually said at the Golden Globes…

(yuck, Amy Schumer…try to get past her bit part)

“You don’t get to be up here without standing on the shoulders of a mountain of people,” he said, “and there’s just no time to thank everyone I just would like to try and thank one person properly and say that while I was singing and dancing and playing piano and having one of the best experiences I’ve ever had on a film, my lady was raising our daughter, pregnant with our second and trying to help her brother fight his battle with cancer. If she hadn’t have taken all that on so that I could have this experience, it would surely be someone else up here other than me today. So, sweetheart, thank you. To my daughters, Amada and Esmeralda, I love you and if I may I’d like to dedicate this to the memory of her brother, Juan Carlos Mendez.” (USA Today)

WOW, SO SEXIST! What fucking planet is Narjas Zatat living on? Answer: a really fucked up one (in her own mind).

She wasn’t just making sure his dinner was cooked by the time he came home, no, she was “raising our daughter, pregnant with our second and trying to help her brother fight his battle with cancer”. Despite the swooning on social media for his Notebook-esque outpouring, I can’t help but feel that Eva Mendes, an award-winning actor in her own right, took one for the team and provided the emotional labour needed for Gosling to further his own career.

Gosling’s appreciation for his partner, may be genuine but it plays into structural inequality women face in the workplace, least of all Hollywood. Yes, Mendes has agency, and the decision to put her career on the back burner for the sake of her husband’s was hers, but why did she have to make that decision to begin with?…

Gosling’s speech runs uncomfortably close to the old adage “behind every great man is a great woman”. No, she’s not behind you: she’s standing right next to you, and maybe you should tell the audience next time that you’ll be home to help out more.

How does this woman think she knows anything about the interpersonal dynamics of the Gosling/Mendes marriage? I realize she gets paid to write for a living, like I do. Sometimes, you might jazz things up. But this is offensive on about 7 different levels. Get off your high fucking horse and obtain a clue…or buy one, if that’s beyond your capability.

Oh, and as for Ms. Mendes, the one who Zatat dares to speak for? She loved the tribute.

The actress indirectly reacted to her husband’s sugary tribute after winning best actor in a comedy or musical at the award show, where he devoted the bulk of his time on stage to thanking Mendes for allowing him the opportunity to star in “La La Land.”

The notoriously private Mendes — who, like Gosling, rarely comments on their relationship — gave her subtle response to the speech by sharing an Instagram photo of Janelle Monae’s outfit at the Globes.

“Obviously this wasn’t my favorite moment of the night…But it was definitely my favorite style moment of the night,” Mendes, 42, captioned the picture, leaving little doubt that her favorite part of the award show was Gosling’s sentimental dedication.

But anyone with a brain already knew that. Unfortunaly for Ms. Zatat, she’s not a part of that exclusive club.

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  • Mouth

    I didn’t see anyone wrong with the speech but I’m also not a perpetually outraged snowflake. I have no doubt Ryan and his wife are leftists…so, good! I hope they receive nothing but hate and contempt from their peers.

    • Cinj

      He seems to have been suffering from political syphilis, aka “feeling the Bern”, so yeah.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    Wife and mother devoted herself to taking care of the kids, the house and a sick relative allowing father and husband to focus on his career and become fabulously wealthy thus making family fabulously wealthy. It’s almost like the traditional family is badass and it’s reality itself that’s supposedly “sexist”.

  • Mr0303

    So now stating facts about a person who you clearly love is sexist. He thanked his wife for taking care of his children and praised her on her emotional strength when faced with hardship and somehow the perpetually offended crowd still managed to find something to complain about. These people are monsters.

  • shawnd

    “Gosling’s speech runs uncomfortably close to the old adage “behind every great man is a great woman”. No, she’s not behind you: she’s standing right next to you, and maybe you should tell the audience next time that you’ll be home to help out more.” Oh, waah!!!!! What a shitlord!!! Clearly another loser who can’t get laid living in their mother’s basement. That narrative was destroyed thousands of years ago.

    “There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”

    This feminazi twit just proved the validity of Homer’s observations. But because she’s dumb as a bag of rocks, she didn’t read any of the classics, after all that Dead White Male forgot more about human nature in one day than this worthless SJW would ever know in a lifetime.

  • dba_deplorable_trader

    Anyone else catch a whiff of bitter envy from the devout feminist?

    • Paul

      A whiff? They followed through.

  • Stan_J

    Let’s also ignore the fact that Goslin is by far the most successful actor of the two, and that him staying at home would make the family more impoverished financially. For no good reason, except to make some single, jealous feminists happy.

  • Paul

    A man thanks his wife for her support in their family: feminists say it’s sexist, he’s taking advantage of her, why does she have to do that, why can’t he do some.

    Woman thanks her husband for his story in their family: feminists say, why is she thanking him, he should just do it, omg men never thank women for doing that stuff, she doesn’t need him, she could do it all herself

    • Toastrider

      I wish Mr. Rogers was still around. He’d put this bunch right with a stern look.