SHIA DIVIDED: /pol/ Finally Captures #HeWillNotDivideUs Flag

I went to bed early last night after playing a bit of the new Zelda. I ended up missing all the fun by about 20 minutes or so. Actually, if I had checked my Twitter I might have even been alerted before crashing out. Oh, and someone got on my case after the last post, saying I was being too negative and was underestimating the power of chan autism. Well, they were 100% right.

As you can see by the cover gif (which is the first time I’ve used a gif as a cover here, by the way) the flag was taken last night. I was wrong to ever doubt this would be the final outcome. Shia LaBeouf has been officially divided once again.

What an op. I’ll be out all day today, but if more becomes available, I will try to update this one from the road. Simply incredible. The CIA might want to put /pol/ on the payroll, because this was seriously impressive work. In a mere matter of days, the flag was located and liberated.

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  • Flowey

    I fucking called it!

  • Mr0303

    That is amazing. Major props to the spec ops division of pol. This is how you troll efficiently IRL.

  • Malcolm

    He will nut inside us.

    • Edmund Black

      Heebs will not divide us

  • Perrico de los Palotes

    From /pol/

    ‘He will not divide us’ is an anagram of ‘Lo, we undid this evil’.

  • If my dearest ones are ever kidnapped I’m calling 4chan for the rescue. I’ll just have to photoshop them in a “He Will Not Divide Us” shirt and it’s on. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/744b8bbe98e1eb7ece9efa6703607e22f777578597ef81a28d5235d98295ba76.jpg

  • Dave The Sandman

    Auction the fucker off and send the money to Blue Lives Matter

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  • One-Eye

    Poor Shia. Nobody likes him.

  • After the #Vault7 revelations from Wikipedia, I doubt anyone would want anything to do with the CIA.

    Besides, pretty sure there were accusations floating around that the /pol/ board is working for the FBI–or is it vice-versa, FBI is /pol/?–so that would make them rival alphabet agencies.

    Praise Kek.

  • Maintenance Renegade

    Will season 4 just be Shia sitting in a mine-shaft with HWNDU painted on the wall behind him in blood with a shotgun leveled at both the camera and the only entrance? Time will tell, and even if that is the case I’d bet on /pol/ over him.

  • ever heard of a bro on a diet

    i’m honestly surprised he’s still streaming the flagpole. really wonder what he’s thinking right now; try another flag but keep a closer eye on it? or that it’s symbolic to stream the rest of trump’s term with this flagpole wriggling in the wind?

    i do want to see him try another place. really surprised he hasn’t even tried a campus anywhere. the hilarity that would ensue…