Shia Labeouf Goes off His Meds and into a Jail Cell After #HeWillNotDivideUs Assault

Shia Labeouf Goes off His Meds and into a Jail Cell After #HeWillNotDivideUs Assault

I wish real-life stuff would stop interfering with my shitposts here on the site, but that’s the hand I’ve been dealt lately. Speaking of real-life, Shia LaBeouf decided it would be a good idea to setup a 4-year live stream to protest the Donald Trump administration in front of the Museum of the Moving Image in New York City. This thing has quickly went off the rails, like most things involving Shia. Let’s quickly catalog some of the trolling that has taken place, shall we?

First off, Moon Man himself showed up last night…

CIA has been in the house as well…

Some dude also showed up and flashed his ass crack, saying that was “our only divide.” I can’t show that one here.

This dude takes a page out of Shia’s book and totally loses his shit when someone shows up to troll these idiots…

Like I said, Mr. LaBeouf himself has been totally unhinged at this “art” project. Here he is the other day screaming in some guys face because he forgot to take his meds…

This led to Mister Metokur (aka Internet Aristocrat, aka Jim) making this now prophetic tweet…

Why do I call it prophetic? Well, as many of you may have heard by now, Shia was arrested last night live on the stream after allegedly assaulting someone who came there to troll him…

He has since been released, according to CNN

Actor and performance artist Shia LaBeouf has been charged with misdemeanor assault and a harassment violation after getting in a scuffle during a rally against Donald Trump early Thursday morning, according to New York Police Department spokesman Sgt. Thomas Antonetti.

LaBeouf was arrested and has been released, according to Det. Christopher Pisano.

LaBeouf and a 25-year-old anti-Trump protester got into a verbal exchange in front of the Museum of the Moving Image, and then police say LaBeouf pulled on the man’s scarf, scratching his face while doing so, according to Antonetti.

It might be a good idea for Shia to get back on his meds and stay away from this asinine project, before he catches a more serious charge. He’s clearly unable to take the trolling, which is hilarious since this thing was destined to be trolled from the very outset. What do you think it going to happen when you set something like this up? Of course people are going to come out and have fun with it, it’s a joke.

I can’t understand why LaBeouf is getting so angry about it, but then again, the guy is unstable. Stay away, man. You might not get bailed out so quickly next time, since you look like you’re on the verge of stabbing someone.

 

 

UPDATE: Paul Joseph Watson just pushed an interesting video about this incident out over on his Twitter account. The guy who was allegedly assaulted says he was there to support Shia and #HeWillNotDivideUs.

This story is getting more hilarious by the minute.

Ethan Ralph

Founder, Owner, & Editor-in-Chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Political fiend, gamer, & anti-bullshit.

  • Mykeru

    Shia’s attention grabbing efforts all look like a cry for help. I sometimes wonder if he was a part of the sexually abusive aspects of Hollywood.

    • One Voice

      It’s terrible that I immediately have to give that statement some credibility.

    • Patrick

      i honestly wondered that too. he was a child star

  • The Mother of Dragons

    Hopefully someone will beat some sense into this Hollywood nigga.

  • BREXITEER
  • Gena Stratham

    These dopey turds continue to embarrass themselves in public, then lose it when called on it. That’s liberalism for you. No tolerance of another opinion

  • copper

    And this matters to us why?

  • aliswell

    Did anyone else notice how zombie-like the Snowflakes are? Dead eyes, monotone voices, repeating the same spoon-fed sound bites over and over?

    Creep-fest zone. Wouldn’t be surprised if they started gnawing on each others faces.

    • Silence Dogood

      They’re dead inside – they lost in every conceivable way and good old fashioned virtue signaling isn’t healing the pain. XD

      • Quise

        The best thing about your stupid online persona is that
        a.) you think anyone cares what you have to say
        b.) your avatar is of noted liberal Hugh Laurie

        Well played, cuck. Well played indeed…..

        • Silence Dogood

          Actually my avatar is of House, the character he portrays, you vacuous, pompous bitch of a retard (seriously, I can tell from how you word your responses that you wouldn’t DARE speak up against someone like myself in real life – but get that internet tough guy routine going).

          As for caring about what I have to say – my comment to like ratio is many orders of magnitude greater than yours and, unlike you, I’m not some cringing cunt who has it locked in private mode.

          Get on my level, cuck.

          • Quise

            I dream of one day being so excited about my “comment to like ratio”. Fucking mark…..😂
            If you’re anything like the average alt-right faggot you’re fat, unattractive, have ZERO game and spend all your time sperging about minor slights and raging at “feminists”. Because you definitely DO NOT resent women for never getting to have sex with them.
            What’s adorable is that you’re talking about “internet tough guy” antics in the guise of being an “internet tough guy”. You’re most definitely an out of shape cunt like the rest of your faggot movement and in real life I would smack the shit out of you, then fuck your Mom for good measure.
            She’s right upstairs doing your laundry right now so let her know I’m on my and she better have my bean pies ready or I’m gonna beat her ass.

          • Silence Dogood

            Your faggotry is just stupendous at this point. Remind me why you’re here again?

          • Quise

            Good comeback bro. Have a great weekend honey.

  • Robert Kangel

    Isn’t this how Manson started? This slow chanting is creepy.

  • Quise

    The slow creep toward the alt-right becoming actual nazis. I can’t believe that you tools call yourselves “nationalists”, considering my Grandfather and many of your relatives fought to the death to destroy the nazis. But let’s be totally honest- intelligence isn’t a strong suit round these parts, amirite?

    • Toastrider

      Which side was setting people’s hair on fire again?

      Go sit at the kiddy table now, the adults are talking.

      • Quise

        The adults that elected Trump? Right honey. Trust me, the world is laughing at you. Heartily. And I love how nobody ever debates the fact that you’re all literal nazis, you’re just mad somebody is pointing out how fat and disgusting and stupid your movement is.

        • Quise

          Why not read the comments above and remind me again that the so-called “adults” are talking…..

          LMAO!!!!!!

        • Toastrider

          Wait, wait, you left out ‘ugly’! Now you’ll never get your proper bootlicker badge!

          Whatever, Quistis. The words don’t work any more. The cards are worn out from overuse. No one cares. Your identity politics are all you have left — and they won’t save you.

    • Origen89

      Your grampa was a fool and so are you.

      #HitlerDidNothingWrong

  • Mr0303

    Stay in jail Shia! JUST DO IT!

    • Lost Question

      and after jail shia needs a proper psychologist

  • Splattergrunt

    Of course “He” (Trump) Wont Divide us…he doesn’t have to …the morons are already doing it themselves.