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Five Guys Adds a Hot Dog to the Menu, Zoe Quinn Now “Agender”

I was in the middle of a post about Lauren Duca, but that can obviously wait. As you can tell by the title, this is one of the most lulztastic things I’ve ever seen in my life. In short, Zoe Quinn has decided that she’s...

Alex Lifschitz, Sarah Butts, & Dina Karam REALLY, REALLY Wanted to Sue Me

I’ve written well over 1500 posts on this site. That’s not counting all the contributions from people like Nora Malik, Christi Junior, Jack Outis, and WildGoose (among many others). When you factor those in the number goes up to 2000+. From the very beginnings of...

LEAKED: Randi Harper Conspired to Get Me Banned From Twitter, Zoe Harasses Brad Wardell, & More!

Bro Team Pill is scum (which I talk about in this video). Out of all the people I’ve come into contact with online, he stands out as one of the most disingenuous and dishonest. That being said, his anti-GamerGate leaks have always been pretty spot...

Zoe Quinn Backs Out of Wikimedia Diversity Conference in Shame

I have a couple things to talk about this evening, starting with our old friend Zoe Quinn. I don’t know where Breitbart got this one from, but I’m very happy they did… The Wikimedia Diversity conference is set to take today, and was originally planning...

CONFIRMED: Her Name is Sarah Nyberg, & She’s a Pedophile, But SJWs Still Defend

I was feeling a little down last night, so I just went to sleep rather than writing this up. My blues had nothing to do with Sick Sarah Nyberg, although after reading her response piece, I was disgusted. This monster actually had the nerve to...

Notoriously Loose Zoe Quinn Called Out by Ally Over Crash Override Failure

How many times have I ripped Zoe Quinn here on the site? I can’t even count. Well, I could count, but I’m not going to. Suffice it to say, it’s happened quite a few times. If you’ll recall, I made fun of her Crash Override...

WEAK AS HELL: Zoe’s Congre$$woman Makes Her Move

In case you forgot, Zoe & Cuck Jr. bought themselves a congresswoman awhile back. It resulted in that hilarious “briefing” that I wrote about back in April. You know, the one they tried to pass off as a legit hearing: When some pol speaks of...

TWITTER HIT: Leigh Loses It & Alex the Cuck’s Cousin Allegedly Puts Him on Blast (UPDATE)

Leigh Alexander apparently thinks she’s Furiosa now. I guess she finally killed the wrong brain cells:

Zoe’s Scam Operation Gets Co-Signed by Twitter

Yesterday, I started off work here with a smile. Today, that’s not the case. I just saw the official Twitter “Safety” account tweet out an endorsement of Zoe Quinn and Alex Lifschitz’s cash grab scam, Crash Override. This raises a lot of questions. How can...

Jr. Cuck Lifschitz “Unemployable” Thanks To GamerGate Exposing Him

Some days, you read something that just makes a huge smile burst across your face. Today is one of those days. I scrolled through Twitter while I was editing the previous post, and I saw some fabulous whining from Zoe Quinn, Queen of Raw Dog...

Zoe & The Cuck Make “Most Creative” List, Wu, Credit Cards, & Mentally Ill Samus

I had to write something about Zoe Quinn & Cuckmaster Jr. (after moot) getting named to the 2015 “most creative” list, even though it’s a day or two old, at this point. As someone rightly pointed out in the KotakuInAction thread, they haven’t created anything...

Zoe Heads to Capitol Hill For a Fake Congressional Hearing (Follow the $ Edit)

Not all of you are political junkies (well, ex-junkie) like me. But there are different kinds of words the politicos use to denote importance. A “hearing” is an official meeting of one of the various committees or subcommittees. When some pol speaks of a “briefing,”...

TechRaptor Smeared as Antisemitic By Zoe & the Cuck

I’ve been enjoying a relaxing evening watching Arrested Development re-runs, but the news never stops. If you’ve been following Twitter the last several hours, you can see that Zoe and Cuckmaster Jr. have been trying to paint TechRaptor as antisemitic. I’ve enjoyed the TechRaptor website...

Congresswoman Wastes Tax Dollars Meeting with Zoe & Cuckmaster Jr.

I Finally have my setup in place (asshole Walmart somehow came through), so let’s talk about Zoe Quinn and her meeting today with Congresswoman Katherine Clark (D-Mass). She didn’t come alone, of course. She had Cuckmaster Jr. in tow. For those of you unfamiliar with the...

April Fool’s Day News Jamboree

I’m not gonna do any April Fool’s Day jokes today. First off, I just did the fake retirement a few weeks ago. Second off, I’m too lazy to think of a gag that wouldn’t suck, so I’m not going to try. Instead, I’m going to...

HIGHLIGHT REEL: Alex Lifschitz Get Blown Out By Cousin

There’s a story I wanted to talk about and highlight, in case some of you missed it. It concerns Cuckmaster Jr. Alex Lifschitz. He was recently quoted in an Ars Technica feature on his girlfriend, the notorious floozy Zoe Quinn. He had some choice comments about...